/dixie/ - Southern US + friends

>im a huge cock sucker and love getting fucked in the ass by sweaty and hairy anatolians
tukrbucd 2019

>clearly wearing a shirt

>turk"""""bud"""""

woo-wee. yall gunna get a room?

the filename sweetum

his gift is rage. its how he shows friendship.

I just put that there to get your attention.

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its how i show most if not all my emotions

hot as shit outthere. thats 36.6c for yall others
I got you mang. you ok.

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just drink blood and eat pork fat, dont be a soynigger

But you have to drink the soylent
Get some intravenous food

>tfw had a dream where I was sent back to high school for some reason
at least some 7/10 girl I wasn't interested in hugged me and said she loved me

your dreams should be about making mishima proud

I have more vivid memories of the first time I hugged a girl than the first time I slept with one

i have memories of none

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>premarital sex

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premarital sex on the bottom

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18 Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.

19 What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?

20 For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's.

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youtu.be/I78ZhVfCh20

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>anglo propaganda masquerading as the holy word of god
yikes

t. homo, bottom buster

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>Ugh... anglos

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You fucked a nun ? Hot

TRY ME MIGHT FIGHT
FIST FUCK ON SIGHT
WRIST HEAVY FAT DYKE
POP MOLLY MIKE IKE

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this thread is off to a hilarious start

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is it sad yall are the funniest people I know?

bust my bottom daddy uwu

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ispot.tv/ad/ARE0/georgia-tourism-lifes-pretty-sweet-in-georgia

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i bet your wife makes funny jokes

aaa
>aaa

it doesnt hurt anymore

BASED

>fucking his own brain

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uh.
hhhhhhhmmm... sometimes. even a broke clock.

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lalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazkv hbef

4channel hones banter and autism

umm guys, I'm hearing some explosions in the distance

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doesn't forge good mechanics though lmao

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ww3
get ready boys
prepare the assault spoons

Take cover and loot the bodies after it passes

perhaps yes

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yugoslav wars parte deux

GOD it's about fucking time

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>9gag

Baited

Georgia has W I N E?

umm guys, im hear a LOT of gunfire in the distance
>oh wait i live in america : DDDD

nooooo bros

umm sweaty, it's called
THE HOMELAND WAR

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yugoslav(e) wars 2: electric boogaloo
i'll pray for u bud

low quality post

why didnt yugoslavia work

gonna cut off my muffler

Because the Serbs got the keys to the joint after their Croatian-Slovenian overlord died and burned it down. Like the last time.

don't care

I'd stop working if I could

but you dont, retard

based

hello guys, I'm Zadar's uni friend
I'm sorry to inform you that he died. A grenade exploded near him while he was running away to the bomb shelter like the pussy he is
let's say a little pray for him in these difficult moments

Yeah it's why I said if I could

>dubrava
>no dubs
dont care
ignored

f

F

fuck shut up neet faggot nigger

>he was running away to the bomb shelter like the pussy he is
f

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>eurofags seething again

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Your toil started exactly when mine ended
But Pole Emploi is up my ass because I turned down a few offers

im pretty sure im gonna be offered a cdi
how do i turn it down while asking for neet bucks
will pole emploi know about it?

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As far as I know nothing forces you to say yes to a CDI when you've fulfilled the CDD, and Pole Emploi will just see a reguler clean end of CDD.
Your boss will probably ask why just out of curiosity so maybe a bullshit excuse to not look like a wanker

But they'll start harassing you after a couple months if they don't see you actively looking for work or turning jobs down

i just want to have august free before uni

That sounds like a proper reason more than an excuse, I gave absolutely none when turning offers down and they were slow to react

Beware though: students have a special status
The money is called allocation de retour à l'emploi and it's exactly what it means: it's for people while they look for work, not while they undergo studies

It's possible to earn it while being a student but the conditions are different and you better ask them directly

Why yes i do want to burn all or georgia, how did you know?

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It's probably not possible to have both this and Crous money for your flat for instance
But I don't know for sure

I hope you pick GA over everything else.

so i cant have gibs if im subscribed to uni even if it didnt start yet?
fuck

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What about any Yank state

Uuuh I don't know, I'd say you can have August easily but having anything beyond the rentrée will be harder
But as I said you need to ask someone at Pole Emploi directly, don't trust too much what you'll read online either since these past couple years the laws around unemployment and gibs have shifted a bit

He says or... But if that's an option yes.

>but having anything beyond the rentrée will be harder
obviously
im already going to have 400/month from the crous i dont think thats possible to get the two thats just OP

Alright then I thought you may have been thinking about getting it once class starts
Don't fuck with the Crous they made me pay back 3500 euros

>Alright then I thought you may have been thinking about getting it once class starts
no lol thats some turbo neet shit

>dont fuck with the crous
you didnt show up to exams?

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I didn't show up for 2 years so it's a bit of a stretch that you'd do the same but yeah you better have justificatifs for any big miss

> thats some turbo neet shit

Well ye that's the damn spirit
I'd be free of remorse earning both Crous and Pole Emploi while being a student, as long as I graduate

lmao 2 fucking years

1+1 year at two different unis

*sips* now those were the days

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what the FUCK were you thinking though
and what were you doing

>gauls blitzkriegd the thread

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I hikikomori'd mostly but when I was out I did doomer things like wandering the streets in Toulouse all night long and buying pastas in bulk

Barack's is Provence rn

no kidding

sounds pretty depressing