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just remembered ive never had sex and now in a foul mood

can't say with certainty that you're not bent if you've not tried it (imo)

>Comments of Chris Grayling, Conservative Shadow Home Secretary, in August 2009, comparing Moss Side to the Baltimore set TV series 'The Wire' met with an angry response in the area, from locals and the police.[13] Having been out on patrol for a day with the police, observing the results of a shooting at a house, he described himself as having witnessed an "urban war" and said "It's the world of the drama series The Wire".
lol

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Shaved two stripes in my eyebrow it looks dumb as fuck though

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I really like my best mate's girlfriend and I know I'm a better man than he is.

this guy doesn't look bad in a fedora

if you know how to get hold of the English language you can speak all over the world

always assume that incel and virgin posters in these threads are women

Sickening

>this guy doesn't look bad in a fedora

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The only problem is, to speak English well, like the natives

would absolutely ruin her arsehole

the stubby gang

why are you ignoring me lad

foot note: look at that fucking head

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Once there was a man who spoke his mind, and you know what they did? They locked him up then killed him for it.
His name was Jesus Christ.

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leftypol currently a mangled corpse after rorke mopped the floor with him

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will need a hat this big for my big head containing my big brane

Does anyone here know what Google is?

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If you drive through sparkbrook or small Heath in Birmingham you won't see a single white person, just Pakistanis everywhere , it's actually kind of sad and they all look like dumps
What happened to our country?

nytimes.com/interactive/2019/02/15/upshot/british-irish-dialect-quiz.html

Take this accent test for England, it's fucking mental how accurate it is

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DuckDuckGo'd it

NEED TO WANK

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Might start going to the gym

bbc news talking about patel on the debate last night

Would love to feel Michael Gove's plump lips around my fat cock.

He's just appointed me as Chancellor in his first cabinet as Prime Minister and to celebrate he's on his knees in front of me in Whitehall, unzipping my trousers and taking my engorged member between his wet lips, looking up at me with his bedroom eyes, while I throw my head back in ecstasy, moaning, running my fingers through his hair.

Then he goes out to deliver his first address to the nation outside Number 10, my cum still glistening on his lips.

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Hi guys I'm stupid

>By 1803, at the height of its rule in India, the British East India company had a private army of about 260,000—twice the size of the British Army, with Indian revenues of £13,464,561 (£1,359,675,850.80 as of 2018), and expenses of £14,017,473 (£1,415,509,909.85 as of 2018). The company eventually came to rule large areas of India with its private armies, exercising military power and assuming administrative functions.
holy fucking shit, why didn't I learn about this in school?

Do you think a lot of the female football players have to do a post-match poo due to all the movement and adrenaline and whatnot? A mournful poo in the case of Scotland, a joyful poo in the case of Argentina, but at the end of the day a poo all the same

could literally pick up his daughter and take her home

Smart because Google is biased

funny when bbc news has to report bad things about themselves

if i lived in the pokemon universe i would publically espouse the merrits of fat pikachu while privately keeping my own pikachu well trained and slim

Anyone with a YouTube channel is a cunt

vile little nonce

thought you joined the RAF?

Doing a big laugh recently at all the rubbish about women not getting paid as much as men to kick the ball

Maybe if women's football got more than 2 viewers.

Kek.
Look at this cat.

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stupid fucking juror shit hasn't posted the update for tomorrow yet
uuuugghgh get FUCKED

Rude

have to feel bad for the son, women are too shallow to go for a little freak like that

Did you also noticed that as a kid you had a clear overview on the world but since that you became an adult you have been caught in that void realm?

are you having a laugh

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didn't do that to me

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free market capitalism requires a constant flow of flesh to man the machine. Dont expe

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Cor Nietzsche looked like that

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Keks at you in monetization

For chrissake give it a rest going on about shagging midgets now always bloody something isn't it

This lad was literally arrested before he could finish his post

hopefully for him he is gay, will have better luck that way I reckon

im engl

The Je

*effervesces midget porn*
ah yes

my bro gets let out of jail in 2 weeks after serving 8 years of his 17 year sentence

The United kangdom

his father should leave him enough money to be set for life, could pay prostitutes

PROPER want to die

had one years back making mostly woeful /x/-related stuff haha. got deleted after uploading a south park clip (think thats what was anyway)

have boils on my inner thighs haha

I'm not homos

AINT GOT NO FUCKIN TIME
TO PARTY ON THE WEEKEND

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give them a good pop

I understand the benefits of immigration, however there is no positive argument for Muslim ghettos, no benefits whatsoever
I don't want to drive through an English city and see every woman wearing a burqa

I have cysts around my ass crack

Think the burka is a wonderful idea. In fact I reckon Islam can teach us much about the nature of women

Have white spots on my bollocks

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if he has money he shouldnt find it hard to find a little missus or he could just be nonce. That would be funny turn of events

proper drunk and fedpol is still outside looking at everything i say

Women are evil and should be put in concentration camps

alri Jersey fag

Sick individuals

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>Create an account or log in to take the quiz and share your results.

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we have to toil all week year in year out and that little scrote is already made

Just no girls round here simple as not my fault is it

incels are systematically oppressed

poo

OI

You already have a google account from when you signed up to youtube, just use that

They're gonna pull you in for saying the n-word

Go mgtow guys

just breathed

yeah fuck knows what they were thinking, what I find truly mental is how you cant even express how fucked up it is they imported so many muslims with no skills that just formed ghettos despite like you said there being no positive argument and because of this you cant hold those responsible to account because you'll be criticised instead.

Clown world as they say

arrest this man

Anyone else watching new top gear? are /norf/ lads are in it now

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do they accept virgins in the army?