/brit/

*ahem* evening lads
actually fuck it I'm an awkward gimp I should stop trying

Fap and nap time for me

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Am right now trying to gather enough funding to finance an invasion force of 50,000 nonce hunters to land on the shores of Japan

fluffy cat

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he fingered my uncle's botty behind the Toby Carvery in Aigburth in the 80s.

love japan
youtube.com/watch?v=PCp2iXA1uLE

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Freedom just fell into my lap

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Finna get lit, Doug

What's the going rate for one (1) hug in Japan nowadays lads?

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anyone remember this slag?

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well i TALK ABOUT IT TALK ABOUT IT TALK ABOUT IT TALK ABOUT IT

~funky beats interlude~

TALK ABOUT TALK ABOUT TALK ABOUT MOOOOOOVIN

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oh I get it, the indian flag is a proxy runt

Oops aha ;o x

*lingers a little bit too long*

Criminal scum

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for a white man? free of course. For a smelly indian like yourself? probably more than you can afford

Remember how the entire country basically lost its mind for weeks over this. It was a different time.

Hmmm...Curious as to what her farts smell like.

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GENTLEMEN. LET'S TALK ABOUT GETTING THOSE SWEET, SWEET SEXY SENORITAS. I'M HERE TO TALK ABOUT SEX.

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call me daenerys targaryen when you tryna reach me
and if you feel the love then you can call me khaleesi

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Same. Thought Jow Forums was maybe something people grow out of, but really it's just an entertaining way to spend your down time. Been here since 2009

good grief lmfao, have sex

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kek this is me

not in a good way...

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speak for yourself

shagged more birds than you've done poos on the street you filthy unwashed creature

based

based /faggot/

Devon must literally be pushing 40 and he's still posting here so don't feel too bad lads

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name my band

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TO CATCH A WOMAN YOU'VE GOT TO BE QUICK. A TOP TIP IS TO LINGER IN CAR PARKS, CHOOSE YOUR TARGET, AND STRIKE AS SOON AS SHE UNLOCKS THE DOOR

and that's it?
goodnight

The |\|iggers

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TOMMY TOMMY TOMMY

no one is black idiot american fuck

Chuckling

the moist youts

Never heard that side of it before. Interesting idea to say the least

such a hot take

99% of /brit/posters in 2019 can't remember these absolute legends. Can you?

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bad stuff bad

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the northampton neeks

pole gang

She's sexy.

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Want a gyoza

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where is alan :(

You can find all you need to know about woman from girlmemes

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alternatively, pole pott

bed beckons

mooooods

The Purple Aki. I have heard of this man. Imagine, being such a faggot you become an internationally known urban legend.

Hypothetical scenario, Charley Bronson gets released from prison by some fluke and while he's going down the street, Purple Aki tries to squeeze his muscles. Bronson takes offense to this and it comes to blows. Who wins?

rorke losing his grip on reality

I know this guy, didn't he killed a lot of people?

whos left

the algaynian crime homos (please be dubs)

Trying to induce heart attack

NEED london levelled and commie blocks build on every square inch of land

It'd be glorious

Imagine if they named New York New London instead

Hey alexa google 'where to celebrate pride in benghazi'

He indirectly killed a young lad by chasing him onto the train tracks

*drives my 2003 vauxhall corsa off a cliff*

No, he did not. He groped a lot of people. One guy died by getting electrocuted on some train tracks running away from him, but Aki appealed the manslaughter conviction is legally responsible for 0 human fatalities.

um no

I've seen 190kg in public and he is a runt

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london belongs to albania idiot fuck

>Live in country
>Absolutely reeks of sewage atm
WTF is going on?

predates Alan

offered out mikey today and he shit himself

your mum didnt change underwear today i guessing

BASED AKI, culling the twinks

new pengsterdam just before you guys stole it

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would be gay since there is only one london. Although it would be funny that the two most relevant cities in the world were called london.

Develop a fucking personality you worthless namefag

youtube.com/watch?v=Oih4bO6QX-8&feature=youtu.be

Tim kino

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Business idea: The bath mattress

Jow Forums is worse than heroin addiction

from what i can understand they’re a bit like men except stupider and more insecure

t.grenfell

heroin addiciton is good thing as long as you arent the addict my bro

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where’s ludders

Do you speak from experience?

Looks comfy, now wish i still had Anno

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