dick edition
/cum/ + friends
hahha this is so funny, those grown men that are in charge to defend your country are writing dick with the shape of their body, excellent !
>teamkilled my teammate in a 3v3 when we could have won the round
ROFL
That is what you get for being 11 years old and awake at midnight.
What is your favorite part of a woman
The
can u /cum/
nuh uh
mad
they aren't defending
they are participating in imperialism
fuck off
nobody likes you fuck off to your own general
Mulcair's mistake was saying yes to the Burhka if not for that I think Qcfags would have voted for NPD at the last election.
thighs
the boobies
the face
Tiddies
I would consider voting for the NDP if they dropped their diversity gimmick leader and went for more of a national syndicalism position
having a bit of difficulty pooping
those are sum fuckin thunda thighs, they're bigger than mine~
how do white girls cope knowing asian girls will replace them?
would you date a girl who had a benis
Those who oppose fascism have no clue what fascism is
They think anytime white christians arent being attacked it means a return to fascism
what a coincidence i don't like you either hon hon hon
lol.
wholesome!
oh i dont fear getting kicked out, its fine
also im pretty sure my dad will never be okay with it, but my mum... idk... im starting to act more like me and she seems fine with it, im fact she seems more comfortable if that makes sense
retarded post
owo
just a suggestion
maybe she had plastic surgery or something like that?
Do you know what the kgb is?
anyone that doesnt engage in intersectionality gets the bullet too
kool good boyes
duel me bih
how long do you make them wait on bumble if they waited until the last minute to send "(emoji) hey there"?
Her mind
I deleted my bumble after I accidentally swiped right on a girl that I had a one night stand with and did NOT want to see again or interact with in any way lol
Why not tories?
hate bootlickers for white supremacists
How does one get a gay white military bf that likes CHIs?
Are Tories still Protestant in majority? I don't know much about English Canada current state.
>tfw no hypermasc ameribro military bf to call me faggot in public but caress me in private
Nobody in Canada is religious anymore bro
So I just shaved and I have a giant dick shaped cut out on the skin of my neck...
i will be able to fap tomorrow
Then how come people are against securalism law which was adopted by Lego's party?
based
for me, its a bf that treats me like a princess on rhe streets, but as a whore in the sheets
*permutes*
for me its a girl who asks me to be her bf
Fuck it, just a gay military bf that likes CHIs. I don't care what race it is, I want to be bullied in bed
why would anyone want a girl that looks half their age?
how fuckin old do you look bro goddamn
I jerk off to much help
personality
>dick
lol
haven't been eating enough recently and my libido vanished
what porn do u jerk off to
gimme a list and i'll evaluate your taste
I don't fap to porn
but i do fap
just not to porn
that's retarded my dude
>he doesnt fap to his fantasies
smdh pekka
same. dick barely works.
Go to fuck your onahole, Shinji
I don't have that problem i think my libido is too high
Brehs.
>deathgrip for 10 years
>finally leave basement
>cant cum during sex
ok, i just engaged instead of playing some beta mindgames
do you fap while fantasizing about having sex with a girl who has a dick
i put this in the MOTD for my guild years ago
probably not as bad as finishing too fast no?
no, mostly just women in real life who dont want to sleep with me
mmmh guys can u love me pls
Just finished "Maria the Virgin Witch", lads.
Very interesting anibe. For one, the setting and story was unique and refreshing. The attention to certain levels of detail was quite something, and it's nice to see that at least the Japs are able to produce a show that properly honors medieval European history and culture. The show also had its funny bits, combined with a plot that for the most part was genuinely good, and some lewd bits for shits and giggles as well.
The main criticism I have is twofold: 1) the ending wasn't the greatest, as it was quite drawn out and they really just overdid it. 2) character development certainly wasn't the best, and while the protagonist isn't male, they still have a highly generic important male character which was annoying. However, there are still some interesting characters, for example Bernard, which compensates a bit for the overly predictable uninteresting characters (e.g. Ann).
Overall, recommend/10.
i thought you were going to talk about maria jorge, lame
Why are Asians the only fucking people that can pull off a god damn Steampunk Cosplay? Seriously, I tried to do one once and I looked retarded despite the effort I put in, while my one Asian friend didn’t look half bad in his cosplay.
succinct and substantial, informative enough to inspire interest, but not so forthcoming as to spoil the show. a delightful review
literally don't know anyone irl(not counting the ppl who i live with)
talk about sugar on the six fingered beast
same
seems awfully common these days online
wut about work
never had a job in my life
Why? Love its not a right.
live with ur parents or you get gibs?
he's just asking
I embrace the fact that tommorow or at any given moment I could die and it would be all over for me. The liberation of the burden of life.
I dropped it after one episode I think.
love is awesome
it's weird to think that there's a guy from somethingawful streaming with his kids sometimes twitch.tv
god I wish she'd strangle me with those
Love is a reciprocal relationship between two virtuous individuals.
youtube.com
What did Merkel mean by this?
My green onion has regrown its stalk already in like 2 weeks
They say white people can't dance, but really it's just britbongs
with men like you on the job we'll be eating a green onion before you know it
WOW
things grow!!!
One time I was driving down the highway and Angela Merkel's motorcade drove by in the opposite direction
That is the closest I've ever been to a sitting foreign head of state lol
had sex with someone who said they were "undetected" do you think i'll get AIDS?
it isn't defined on urbandictionary so i think you're safe