Germany

Also Vokietija/Vācija for lithuanians and latvians.

the meme name for Germany here in Italy is tedeschia, as we call Germany "Germania" and germans "Tedeschi", so we change the word Tedeschi to resemble one of a country = tedeschi a.

So ? No one wants to know about some Russian autonomous region

wow rude
Having a tough morning? It's ok, hang in there, it'll get better.

We do have a standardized name, deutsch. Not our problem that others can't agree on what to call us.

>wtf why aren't u talking like us u frankish retard

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Alemania is hilarious because it refers to one specific germanic tribe only
same goes for saksa

Deutsch = German
Land = country

pic related is "German" in sign language

what do you think its inspired by?

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do people raise hand with this hand gesture when they have question?

That's not really hilarious.

Yeah. That's german humour for you.
>HAAHAHA HANS kanst du believe it? Zere are zo many different names for Deutschland hahahahah
>You are laughing too much Basti, your 1 minute kafee break iz over back to wörk

kek

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Your name doesn’t have one either. We call you Yhdysvallat, the French call you les états-unis and so on.

>German humour

Nevermind. I thought hilarious means weird.

finde es wirklich lustig uezs

What this guy said

>Slavic tribes called Germanics "Mute" because they spoke a different language
Rude

Wow hold on, retard. Maybe we should just embrace a global language so there are no differences left and so nothing could bother poor murican poopheads anymore.

Why so rude gert??
Lithuania is fine, don't listen to him.

Ich auch brudi

Fun fact: In modern times the word "Alman" is used as a derogatory word by muslims against native germans.

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>People from the Netherlands are called Dutch
>Germans call themselves Deutsch
Wtf

In Hebrew Sign Language it's with a pointed finger besides your head, supposedly representing pic related

It used to be a Nazi salute, though

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now you should google "pennsylvania dutch"

Every country who gets gibs from Germany has their own name for it.

We call the place Germania because that's the latin name romans gave to it.
We call the people living in it "tedeschi" which has the same root of Deutsch.

what about germanini

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/germano#Italian
German* for people is not used anymore.
we are technically calling you the way you call yourself, although we italianized the term.
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/tedesco#Italian

But Heavy is russian

Dutchies were Part of the HRE for like 800 years, we're still very close, including language. They even sing "...am I of German blood" in their anthem.

>Tsarfat
>Tsar fat
heh

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dogil

You just know this came straight from reddit

Bohemia should be it's own nation, prove me wrong

It looks like a puddle of vomit desu. Thank goodness Napoleon put them out of their misery, imagine if the HRE survived today.. flag collections would be more interesting for sure

True but that just refers to their first king being German. William of orange is the singer and he calls himself of German blood

That means ’out for a hotdog’ in Finnish.