Tearful Musk Tells NYT Nobody Reviewed Tesla Funding Tweet

So he's a crying bitch now? What did Grimes do to him?

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Dude this meltdown started way before he began dating a woman 20 years his junior.

This will end in prison

man I want grimes as my gf.

Always blows my mind that grimes and musk are a couple

>In an hourlong sit-down with the newspaper, Musk also detailed his frequent use of the sleep-aid Ambien -- a drug he’s discussed using before, and whose well-known side effects include sleepwalking. “It is often a choice of no sleep or Ambien,” he told the newspaper.
What a little bitch, if i couldn't sleep i would get so much done, on the other hand my problem is that i'm always sleepy

That was unironically after he married and divorced the same woman twice

This guy is a walking blue pill

>works from 2001 till now non-stop with increasing pressure
>suddenly starts talking about wanting a life
>it's over
he's out for 5 years at least
t. had burnout

>Rather than put him to sleep, the drug has sometimes led Musk to spend his nights on Twitter
damn... so he made that tweet on ambien

Can confirm, zopidem and zopiclone make me sleep shitpost and have woken up to emails being sent I don't recall. Oddly I can be quite productive sometimes as well.

unironically seems legit and plausible bro

Yeah, been there myself. Takes a long fucking time to come back.

bet he's cooking the books

>hahaha I was only pretending to be retarded

I'm telling you. It's better than the god damn Spanish Inquisition.

That only works if the 420 is true! But it isn't. But sure, he did squeeze a lot of shorts.

He’s gonna get shkreli’d soon. Maybe they’ll be buds.

>If it sounds too weird, I don't buy it.
my exact feelings about your entire post

why does the media hate musk ?

same

Might be true

he named those who one is not allowed to name or criticize.

LOCK HIM UP!

The Bogs?

>when you’re this smart you’re dumb as a rock to basic reality of human nature

Yeah ok clearly you are very intelligent too user

Unironically this

she looks gross these days. I'd take 2012 grimes. but now..ruined

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He should focus on one company and not be the CEO and Founder of 20 other. Maybe he would be more productive and sleep better.

Seriously don't get it. Especially all his meme companys like Neuralink or Boring

Holy fuck Buffy St Marie is busted.

She's 77 years old. She looks amazing actually.

the jooooooooz all you fucking jew haters are pathetic get a life. It would be way worse if jews were not around

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it's not real, it's just emotional manipulation from Musk. He's just trying to change the narrative so that when Tesla inevitably goes bankrupt, he can blame "shorters" instead of the real cause, his own behavior and incompetence.

Sh..shut up

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not blue pill it's just bluepill he didn't get a fucking prenup

not that even the interviewer is on to it
>“There were times when I didn’t leave the factory for three or four days — days when I didn’t go outside,” he said. “This has really come at the expense of seeing my kids. And seeing friends.” Mr. Musk stopped talking, seemingly overcome by emotion.
>seemingly
Yep, he gets treated differently when not just viewed by uncritical tech sector "journalists" who view him as a god
It's kind of cool seeing his manipulation at work, not the first time either. He would be a good executive/sociopath if he had better self control.

this dude is about to lose his job. Unstable mutant is about to be kicked to the board of TSLA

Sociopathy only works for so long until even brain dead normies catch on. I'm looking forward to the unwind.

this guy is such a fucking idiot-savant, why the taking ambient you fucking stupid retarded IDIOT GENIUS JUS TTAKE SOEME MELATONIN OR MAGNESIUM YOU FUCKIUNG STUPID FJGSGUFESIIWQEFEWJVERVEJGE4JFGVREGVJKTRWBTJBTJRB5J4KWHUBVH45UBGHIY345HGV2G49VGYB28P8

possible, I know he has read the art of war, and this is the guy that landed 2 fucking rockets.

But who knows, he's stupid enough to take ambien.

Fuck off kike

My rough estimate of the damages caused by Musk’s going-private tweet is at least $606 million:

Musk tweeted that he was considering going private with “funding secured” at 12:48 p.m. Eastern time on Aug. 7. Between then and the close on Aug. 8, roughly 37.4 million Tesla shares changed hands at a volume-weighted average price of about $371.72. Everyone who bought those shares arguably overpaid, since they believed that Musk had secured funding that he had in fact not secured. Tesla finished the week at a price of $355.49; if you use that as the “correct” price then that implies damages of about $606 million. (The $371.72 affected price minus the $355.49 corrected price, times 37.4 million shares.) Tesla closed on Aug. 6 – before Musk’s tweet – at $341.99; if that’s the correct price then damages are more like $1.1 billion. It closed yesterday at $335.45, implying damages of close to $1.4 billion. It’s even lower today.

so why is he crying?

I wish this was true only for my raging hatered for bears

Grimes was always gross (but still charming). When she was back in Montreal I knew a guy who lived close to her. He said she was always stinky. She didn't "believe" in showers.

thingken of life

Crying and abusing sleep meds.

Short it.

He'll burn out once his work is done. Probably needs another year or so until the autofactories start churning shit out without needing any humans to work in them. He'll be richer than the Bogs by then, so it'll be a welcome vacation I guess

dont bully elon, we need him to get to mars

How many hours did you work? What is the breakdown like? can you tell a bit I'm really interest in this.

>citing some random guy not even worth naming
Modern journalism is truly at its peak.

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Lel, they do it two more times not even a paragraph apart from each other.

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Fake news. Unironically

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The practice of not naming sources is how you keep them as, you know, sources.
This is journalism 101, my guy

why? he billionaire

They're not even sources, just people "familiar" with a line of thinking.

how many years to an hero bros

fivethirtyeight.com/features/which-anonymous-sources-are-worth-paying-attention-to/
Jesus christ

You're a fag.
t. a reliable source who's familiar with your mom

Don't talk shit about the "familiar" line like it's some sort of bizarre hackery when you clearly don't know the first goddamn thing about how reporting is done.
It's a common phrase that goes back a hundred years, knumnuts. More likely than not, the source "familiar with the board's thinking" is a board member themself, as is standard fucking practice.

his goals are infinite as in borderline psychosis. I hope for him he makes it, at the core he's an ok guy and he too sees behind the curtain.

while doing full time work (just helpdesk) I built an internet business after hours. moved to half-time helpdesk, then fulltime internet business. website of 120k daily unique visitors (really I did this in past time from work).
move from that into opengl/c++ past time and starting with an xmms (winamp on linux) - visual plugin going into artificial life.
couldn't stop until I achieved actual (although artificial) life in software.
also made a fully symlinked linux distro in the meantime.
then got into bitcoin in 2011
I achieved much move than all those goals.
an entirely new kind of engine still rests on my hard drive.
I'm drunk and I'm rambling.
point is your passion and drive for wealth and recognition is what gets you that far. it makes you do seemingly impossible things. but you go beyond those things and you either go insane, or you come back. which is what happened to me and is what I see happening to Musk. He's seeing his childhood again hanging around with friends. women. actual life.
I have a gf now. I's been 4 years since my burnout. I can actually see light at the end of the tunnel again. He'll be fine in 4/5 years. Thank you Elon.
Just find 6/7 excellent specialists to replace you in the meantime. Come back like fucking Stark.

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You know I never looked into the Biblical story of Jezebel until now. It's fucking insane how a mainstream women's news outlet uses that name. Society really is fucked when you consider how many deceiving whores the Thots of today idolize. Anytime you see a woman in media who has deceived and corrupted an otherwise upright man you see a crowd of Thots cheering "Yassss queen slayyy." It's fucking disgusting.

the breakdown is like you still have the passion, the ideas, and you keep working them but your body and brain say "no"
you keep pushing that wall, always going for the next step. and then suddenly it doesn't work anymore.
like a sugar crash. but longterm.

Buy the dip?

Also, I have no fucking idea how taking a company private works, but doesn't Musk have to buy up the stocks, making this crash part of the keikaku?

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>What did Grimes do to him?
sloppy goth bj followed by doggy style sex for minimum of 2 hours in the back of a rocketship

When did Musk become such a pussy?

10 years ago you’d be fired on the spot for crying like a little bitch

>being stuck on mars with a drug addled crybaby and his putrescent fuck toy
Eww

Yes and no. Musk said he would bring the company private at $420/share, so the current price of TSLA doesnt exactly matter.

Stranger, Musk wants most of his shareholders to remain the same, meaning he doesn't want to have to raise a lot of money to buy out most of his shareholders. His plan seems to be that Tesla will be private, with the same shareholders just wearing disguise moustaches or something. He's quite literally lost it.

You're all pathetic. You can't even grasp the insanity of starting an electric car company. To just take on big oil and the auto industry head on. Fucking pathetic shit groveling sheep.

when is he going to kill himself?