/smg/ - Stock Market General

why WU?

Siggis, green day

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'ggi's 'gurt! Coffee only, feeling grand. Doing REAL fucking good this morning, best day in two weeks.

AAPL is unstoppable

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Hoping to catch a quick bump up off that large dip to fund a put :^)

Disgusting hipster trash. Back in my day, lunchtime “siggies” were marlboro brand.
I can smell lotion from here

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WU is agreat range trade, like KO

>all that fucking sodium

Just drink more water nig nog, you'll piss out any excess

Why do guys think about Soros shorting the US economy

>shorting the super power currently buttfucking the entire rest of the world at once

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Uses a sandwich bag/individual yogurt cups instead of resumable containers. Kys.

BUY FNGU
NOW

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>based Jow Forums activated almonds

hope you get to hit some balls today at the range

I hope he ends up homeless and writes a tell all in a vain attempt to regain his name and power. But nobody buys it so he stays living under a bridge and kids throw rocks at him and call him names. The conspiracy theorists of the world will have to find a new easy scrapegoat and we can finally stop with these retarded staged protests that accomplish nothing

Soros is the type of Jew that would sell out other Jews to make money

>boomer diabeetus body cant self regulate electrolyte levels

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I got southern cuts in my glovebox for the weekend

I drink a shitton of water, it's not an issue

I'm bullish on oil and short California

I sure am man, I got a new old stock Taylormade burner from a friend for free, going to try it out!

>what is heart disease
>what is high blood pressure

Whatever you say, Officer Wiggum.

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This isn't over bull fags, I will have the loudest laugh today.

i used to have an old bubble burner 3 wood, thing hit like a dream

>pic related

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>tfw the market isn't crashing even though there is a clear double top forming.

Come the fuck on. Reeeeeee

i unironically hope you laugh while falling into a pit of chemicals and then turn into the joker. at the same time elon musk's depression will send him overboard to dress like batman and fight you in the streets

Also the man is buying Spotify and Pandora. I'm not saying that the man is an idiot but evidence may point to him being an extremely lucky idiot.

Long X?

while you're at it you should pick up some hmny...
It couldn't possible go any lower and has some great support at .10... wait .07.... oh I mean .03

My three wood has the bubble shaft on it but a different head, it's very fun to hit. Might get it regripped though.

I prefer the term "Bloatmaxx"

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Is no one gonna talk about this? Kind of spoopy desu
I feel dumb for wasting a dollar on hmny to make an ironic Jow Forums post

kek, big5cuck is such a...cuck

AAAAAAAUUUUGGHHHHHH

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All US steel companies are at the bottom of a dip right now... If only I had the capital to properly diversify and buy calls on all of them. Which one should I buy calls on?

haven't seen planes in a while since then

I bet his mom took her credit card back and gave him a spanking

>muh double top
>on the Standard and Poor 500
we are gonna blast to new all time highs very shortly

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Planes is big5guy.
He's probably drinking himself to death over his roastie dumping him right now. He post regularly during late night hours, when there aren't enough people to interrupt his comfy-bullying sessions.

I don't like that i've become a namefag
do you think it's time to go back to user

just bee urself m8

I wasted $3. No regerts

who else here is all in?

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> Your average cost $.07

What the hell did you expect user. You deserve this.

siggis is nasty bitter shit

I hate TSLA as much as you do but dont cry when you get absolutely butt blasted

FNGU
ALL IN

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That looks a little risky

based

AMRS will be recovering any minute now, right?
Right?

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cant wait for all you fags to get short squeezed

yeah my portfolio is AAA rated

Apple
Amazon
Amd

Post WSB snuff

anyone else profiting off Boomers with SNH, HCP, SBRA, or VTR? They're only going to get older.

Friendly reminder gold is NOT your fren

Oh man this week is going great. Just flipped some more Tetra Bioparmisiano reggiano warrants for 90% profit.

Now if Radient Technologies could go ahead and do the bull reversal i think is coming that'd be great.

It's never too late

John Deere did me well today.
based Boomers

you're basically milking social security money

This.
You might as well just fake a disability and start collecting the bux.

PFE MRK LLY

I have a bagel and a chicken sausage roll. High class lunching.

I get it because it doesn't have a ton of sugar and gas a great amount of protein

Holy shit TLT went my way again so I'm not in the DANGER ZONE

I'm feeling it too bruddah.

Still, I think AMRS might be a long hold, seems to be trending up but I wasn't expecting any action today.

>when you pare off all AMAT losses and then AMAT retraces

Heck'n yeah.

>wake up early to go look for my kot
>find kot
>go to gas station to pick up my daily white monsters
>come back and sleep
>wake up
>expect financial apocalypse or moon mission
>nothing happened
Hmmm

How much is too much index ETF's?
58% of my portfolio is SPY thru AMZN
76% of my holdings are in this pic

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can you guys shill me some stocks to swing trade?

ODP
or
LCI

Ever hear of over-diversification?

I've held when it went from 7 to 5 after last ER, I won't be dumping it any time soon.

This is my first time being on a moon mission, when should I come back home?

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throw a grand on FNGU for every dollar it goes down from here

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Did any of you listen and buy ZOES like I told you to?

No? That's what I thought

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>50% of portfolio is AMZN
>over-diversified

I've yet to actually see proof of over diversification in a portfolio, only poor choices. Which I don't see in his.

read
There is no risk neutralization in his portfolio.

why FNGU, ratsu?

Double top? Probably should have already ran

>Ever hear of over-diversification?
sounds a little racist

I have IGV, is that cool too??

If anything I'd think I need more diversification, not less

Give me one good reason that less diversification is better

I'm mainly tired of having a chart that matches SPY for the most part

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we have red days for google and amazon, and Netflix + Facebook down a lot

once again making the target 66-70

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I didn’t mean risk mitigation, I meant not enough eggs, too many baskets.

I wonder about this too.
I buy all stock market mutual funds.
Doesn't get more diversified than that!

Wait,
>tesla
>chink memes
No, thank you!

>ltbr

IRRELEVANT

LCI looks nice, ODP looks spooky

tesla and chink shit are NOT on FNGU
Im pretty sure its 90% fang

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>I'm mainly tired of having a chart that matches SPY for the most part
why user?

Sold my TLT calls for a tidy 50 percenr profit. Interested where bonds go next. Don't have any good ideas on where it will go for the next month, and I have been really lucky on my TLT trades this year. Kinda scurred if I buy puts it will moon for the next month, and if I buy calls it will go sideways or they will rate hike sometime in the next 2 months.