CLEAN IT UP WAGIE
WHAT THE FUCK DO I PAY YOU FOR????
CLEAN IT UP WAGIE
Got to work saturday user? god speed my friend, we will all make it one day
Wanna drop Molly and dryfuck that til it pops
kek there are unironically people on this board who would clean this up for under $10 an hour
>”Yeah I am going to need you to stay late today wagie....that project is way behind and we need to get caught up.”
>”Well I need to go pick up the kids from school so if you need anything you can reach me by email.”
S-sorry b-boss, it w-won't happen again.
Where in the first world are you making less than $10 an hour?
Most retail and wearhouse jobs in USA.
At least I'm a forklift driver and make twice that amount with full benefits.
>be me, shopping at the grocery store
>hear a boomer customer picking on a cart attendant
>"shouldn't you be working instead of playing around your phone?"
>Get ptsd from when I used to work customer service
>"Hey FAGGOT don't you have anything better to than bully the workers?"
>"Sh-shut up, I wasn't talking to you! He shoudln't be on his phone!"
>"None of your fucking business. Kill yourself, you fucking faggot."
>"I-it's a federal crime to tell someone to commit suicide! You're going jail! I'm calling the police!"
>I take off running
>boomer is chasing me
>I get in my car
>he's banging on my window
>I drive off, see him take a picture of my license plate with his phone
real talk, how the fuck would you clean that up?
hazmat suit, shop vac
Based LARPer
Im applying for legal jobs. I got my JD and fuckers want to pay 10-20 bucks an hour while they bill at 300+/hour. A load of crock shit.
> fell for the meme
I'd Dave Chappelle that bullshit job so hard
From intimidating alpha to pussy beta in just a few seconds, if I'm estimating correctly. Wew user.
A job in legal matters or lawful matters?
kek, you did good user
He can't prove that you said any of that stuff. You're fine.
>t. had to clean it up
Is it really that bad to tell someone to off themselves? I'd kill him before I went to jail over stupid shit I said.
not just taking a sharp pair of scissors, kneeling down on the hard tiles, and carefully, carefully poking the side of the bag-- watching it press inward and then puncture-- and immediately sealing your lips over the hole? are you sure? are you?
also liberalism is a mental disorder
I'd unironically quit on the spot.
That toilets gotta have a drain.
Pop the bag and spray everything down with a hose.
Or bulldozer the place
how did this even happen? did people just keep pissing in the side of the bag? wtf
India
>Boss is a wagie himself
>Calls others wagie
Nice LARP, brainlet NEET
Have fun in jail, user
I'm from Slovenia, which is counted as 1st world and minimum pay per hour is around 5 €, so a lot of people earn that. Around the same or lower goes for Poland, Czechia, Spain, Italy, Hungary.
all I need is a 2 meter piece of garden hose and a bottle of listerine
I laughed so hard. Thank you user. Teach those boomers a lesson!