/smg/ - Stock Market General

We closing green today edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

Interactive Brokers
>Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process. $0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
degiro.eu

Instant news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread:

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Alexa, play Raped by Elephants.

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First for Big 5 Guy getting HIV

Haven't been here in a while, what do you guys recommend I hold over the weekend?

Your boyfriend's penis.

Nothing if you're not holding anything already.

Teh profit is gone for the week now I believe

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Will this market just fucking crash already? I’m tired of the bull. There are no deals left, I want to see some blood dammit.
First for asking RKG why s(he)’s so stupid and ugly both on here and in reality

Next week’s IWM 168C

Kill yourself RKG.

First for GOLDEN BULL

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Kill yourself rkg

LCI

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Just bought more GBR could climb up to proxy

Please do not bully my office slut, I'm saving the degradation for our wedding bed

Dont forget to put your entire life savings on FNGU before the bell

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>Tesla
>China
You're better than this

you are probably going to lose your ass.

Yeah, you should buy the Tesla of China instead.
All in on Nio IPO.

why?

Netflix will bounce hardcore soon and counteract whatever tesla does
Alibaba still outperforms the entire chink index

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gbr was an obvious p&d stock

i've been trading GBR longer than you've had a brokerage account kiddo

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If your wrong on this I will not let you live it down until I'm not losing money on it.

This time Drumpf has gone too far. He wants to get rid of QE reports? Honestly dropped. This and the trade wars show what a self serving retard this asshole is. All drumpftards need to kill themselves.

Dont worry, your only regret will be that you didnt take out a loan to buy more

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BUY NOC OR STAY PLEB

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LMT, BA, and HON are all better

>GBR

hold till proxy

and you go back to the russian propaganda outlet known as /sg/

btw thank you based Trump

BULLS

WE ARE CLOSE TO BREAKING THROUGH

NO SURRENDER

NEW MARKET ALL TIME HIGHS ARE WITHIN REACH

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Getting rid of quarterly earnings reports will save companies lots of time, and we all know time is money.

NO DOLLAR DON'T STOP GOING UP

KILL MAIM DESTROY
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

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Quarterly earning are just a way for MM to scam the option market

1 Report a year would be enough

gl bulls, shook my weak hands off my short. Still shorting TLT though, we need to raise the bond yields, ffs the GDP growth is going cause inflation to rise so bonds don't even keep up with inflation.

listen to the wise words of this otherwise degenerate man

PAUMP EET POWELL

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i just saw an order for one single share on a penny stock go through. Weirdo. Brokerages moving around shares can produce funky numbers but i don't think i've ever seen one (1) trade hands on a stock worth less than a dollar before.

And this has been my entire argument against bonds at this stage of the economy

WE ARE THE GOLDEN BULLS AND WE WONT STOP BUYING

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GBR is in the loading zone confirmed

only def co that can rate with NOC is RTN

the others over bid on projects & got shit margins.

except HON, which a good stock, but also not a pure defense play & grossly overvalued.

Yeah.
Also make them all report on the same day during the last trading hour of a Friday for maximum bloodbath.

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It's always fun to watch big5 and comfy lose money.

christ

just started a robinhood acc today for fun, what am I in for lads?

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wew

CHK > GBR

all of your money will be gone within 6 months

>It's always fun to watch big5 and comfy lose money.
its better than watching you sit on your hands huh?

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I'm all loaded on on boomer stocks, I don't deal with that shit.

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>I'm all loaded on on boomer stocks, I don't deal with that shit.

>implying you cant do both

poor fag detected

Big5 look, i know you are teetering on a sperg out here any minute. But you bought shares of HMNY therefore your opinion will always be discarded.

is that what happened to you

LMT is fantastic right now, undervalued due to pension payments
and they are constantly in the spotlight (theres no such thing as bad publicity)


and if any american company is going to invent sustainable nuclear fusion, its LMT
so you have a 1/1,000,000,000 chance of it skyrocketing, since inventing nuclear fusion means they could printing as much money as they want

still probably wont happen in the next decade

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CHK does look tempting right now.

Stop dumping TSLA you retards, we go to MOON. Funding secured AAAAAAAAAHhhhhhh

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Remember that one time we bought GBR at $1.40 and sold it for $11? THAT WAS COOL YOU REMEMBER THAT?

Hey Tetra Biochicken parm, if you could close on the high of the day that'd be swell. I want to catch more fomo buyers on my warrants for sale (at inflated prices) on Monday morning.

Yeah that one time a massive pump and dump of GBR that was organized by some company that Big5Cuck might have connections to.

Buy at the first sign of a cold snap. It's almost time for gas season.

>Remember that one time we bought GBR at $1.40 and sold it for $11? THAT WAS COOL YOU REMEMBER THAT?
remember when DRYS went from $2 to $85? that was kinda cool

shill me some stock/finance podcasts pls

Dailey reminder that it's a green day

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

also note, Planes/Big5 is a genuine cuck who dresses up like a little girl to get ass-smashed by dudes so he can >be that little girl

Who is big5? Should I know this already?

Big5 is the type of person who visits stock discords.

its just some imaginary person this thread has made up over time.

He is the fine gentlman who came with a truly genius investment idea illustrated by the pic related

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>Planes

>lost all his money on Big5 and HMNY
>wife divorced him
>Asks out Reluctant kneepad and gets rejected
>is now failing Pilot school

Let me fix that for you.

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nobody, honey. he's nobody

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm up 4.17%, for a total gain of 6.71% this week!

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I feel my ass clenching for the weekend

no but I am an exception to the rule

up 1.4% but still 2.5% below my all time high
feels bad

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I'm glad it's over desu.

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ding ding!

Within 1 cent of day's high. Good enough. Nice fat green candle on the daily chart.

ITS BALLER FRIDAY

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Up 0.4%, trading boomer stocks is boring but it was time to make that change.

Up 12% thanks to some well timed options. Feeling a little leery of the weekend. Didn't manage to keep my ATH of today but only down like 4 bucks from it.

Calling moon shot for RTI on Monday. 25%+.

dude with that kind of money you NEED to be in HMNY


you can be a millionaire

breddy good hit an all time high, I'm ordering the lamb chop and sidecar
lets hit the Oriley's pub later, I'm paying

Could be better, but I'm down $300 from 4 weeks ago, so it's hard to be happy

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Up 1.90%. better than nothing I guess

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interesting... we talking different outlooks tho. I'm saying NOC is gonna be a winner in the 3-6month option game.

lol i know its a jerk of im just having fun and trying to learn

Had a reverse BART this week, however it was mostly due to WMT and CSCO mooning while NVDA & MU tanked. Pretty happy all things considered since it looks like my portfolio is much more diversified now and it can handle localized losses a lot better now.

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not hodling over weekend
Nasdaq and NQ_F are below "bullish" level of 7450

jesse christ....
you realize if you followed me trades you would have cough 100+ FREAKING points on S&P?
you should be kissing me @_@
me am literally THROWING money at you

(told to buy @ 283.60 and sell @ 285.30

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I'm up 1.49% this week but I'd be up like 2.5% IF FUCKING NVDA DIDN'T EAT LITERAL SHIT

WHY

ah yes probably, but theres a chance they could gap up next earning report if they fix their pension plans

NOC and RTN are better in the short term though

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