His penis size, both length and girth, isn't in the upper quartile

>his penis size, both length and girth, isn't in the upper quartile
>still thinks he's gonna make it

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Lads with big knobs know tfw a girl says you're so big.

For a while I didn't really believe it was that much larger than normal, but if you look at the numbers it's 118% larger in volume than the average.. So it's like these girls getting two average lads at once

>he's such a friendless loser he makes the same shitty threads on biz every single day of his pathwtic existence
>still thinks he's going to make it

tiny dick COPE

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my penis is unironically too big

>Not white

Whew, I'm going to make it!

HISPANIC IS NOT A RACE

HISPANIC IS NOT A RACE

ALL SHITTY BROWN BEANERS IN CALI ARE MESTIZOS

MESTIZOS

STOP BLAMING MEXICAN MESTIZO CRIMES ON THE WHITER HISPANICS LIKE THE SPANISH AND THE CUBANS

FUCK MESTIZOS

I HATE MEXICANS

I HATE MESTIZOS

I HATE PEOPLE WHO THINK "HISPANIC" IS A RACE

TED CRUZ IS MAD

TED CRUZ IS MAD

NON MESTIZO HISPANICS LIKE TED CRUZ MUST START A MOVEMENT TO WAKE THE PUBLIC UP

I HATE MEXICAN MESTIZOS, BUT I CALL THOSE STUPID BEANER SHITS MEXICAN MESTIZOS BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE

HISPANIC GENES FROM HISPANIA SPAIN DON'T MAKE THE SHITTY BEANERS BROWN

OP IS A RETARDED

OP IS A NIGGER

OP IS A NIGGER WHO CAN'T READ THE SPANISH CASTE SYSTEM

EVERYBODY LAUGH

AHAHAHAHAHAH

NIGGER

OP IS MOST LIKELY SOME FAT MESTIZO MEXICAN FAGGOT NERD

AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

FAGGOT

STUPID SHIT

STUPID NIGGER SHIT

HISPANIC IS NOT A RACE

THE GOVERNMENT SAYS HISPANIC IS NOT A RACE

IF YOU THINK HISPANIC IS A RACE THEN YOU BELONG IN AN OVEN

YOU FUCKING NIGGER

Just trying to C O P E with seeing these retards threads everyday

my penis is unironically too small

WHAT'S A MATTER OP

YOU REALIZE YOU WERE A FUCKING DUMBFUCK

TRYING TO BLAME MESTIZO CRIMES ON SPANISH MEN LIKE A FUCKING KIKE

HUH

HUH

I BET YOUR SWEATY CHEETO DUST FILLED FINGERS ARE CLICKING TO DELETE THIS THREAD BUT YOU SOMEHOW CAN'T

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

THAT'S RIGHT OP

RUN AWAY

TRY TO DEBUNK MY FACTS YOU FUCKING NIGGER TOUCHER

YOU CAN'T

YOU WEAK INFERIOR STUPID FUCK

I just refuse to believe these penis size sites. They all tell me I'm 95%+ percentile with a 7.25" Length 5.25" Girth cock. I measure bone-pressed along the top just like it says the studies did as well. Even if I don't bone-press at all, I'm still 6.25" long which still puts me in the top 20%!

My cock just looks average to me, and I don't even watch much if any porn. Is 7.25x5.25 seriously that large?

> He's a trustfund baby who didn't start abandoned on a river
> Is a provider for a femoid
> Doesn't plant his seed also on her sister and her neighbor
> He doesn't have the bone structure that makes fashion designers gift him suits just as advertisement
> He said yes when Clint Eastwood asked to make a movie about his life like a fucking sellout
> He hasn't returned the Lich Skull from Mu
> He's over 10 years old and still isn't high admiral of the Battlenova Neo MarĂ­a

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Remember the average includes mini-dicked poos and pakis.

>TFW 7 inches long but 4.5 inches girth

Why live?

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sup fellow 7 inchers
according to the stats we should be pretty good
esp if you are anglos or venture into the chinkland

Cuck fag checkin in. Long story short, never fucked a girl once in my life and the shame and guilt built up to a point where become a sissy fag and servicing other men was the only way I could cope with my lack of female validation.

Anyways, every guy I've ever serviced has had a noticably smaller dick than mine, except for two guys who spitroast me. They claimed to be 7.5 and 8 inches. The 7.5 guy might even be slightly shorter than me, but he is a tiny bit thicker. The 8 guy never gets fully hard but his cock does not look massive at all to me. It looks a little bigger than mine. I'm 4.8 inches thick, 6.75 to 7 inches long NON bone pressed...lmao those guys who bang me must be e-statting a little bit and also probably pressing hard as fuck into their bone when they measure.

Also I fuck escorts...at least half the escorts say my dick is huge (not the biggest theyve seen cuz I've asked them) even if im not 100% erection. Allegedly I make them sore after a few minutes especially if I'm going hard enough. I banged a tiny asian from a massage parlor once and I'm pretty sure my dick was hurting her because every time I went hard and deep she would cry out and tell me to be easier. She took it though. The thing is, I'm nearing needle dick status. I'm not even 5 inches girth (mid shaft) . I know my dick is fairly long but you feel me. I'm not insecure about it at all. It looks pretty good at full mast and shit but it looks like your average (not massive) porn dick. Something you need to consider is the proportion of your cock in your hand vs a tiny petite female's hand. I think porn favors smaller girls, but if you ever banged a bigger as in a 5'9+ and thick, then your dick could easily get dwarfed. Your dick literally is big bro. Trust me. Yours is probably about my size but thicker and I've sucked off at least 10 guys and my cock was was longer than 90% all of them and same thickness or more thick than about half of them.

>never fucked a girl once in my life
>Also I fuck escorts

Before someone points out this contradiction. Escorts don't count.

Anyone else a grower? Really wish i was more of a shower. My dick looks very, very small til i start to get a chub. Once hard its quite big. But its always been awkward for me the first time with a girl. Always attempted to make sure i was already hard before she saw it etc

>I banged a tiny asian from a massage parlor once and I'm pretty sure my dick was hurting her because every time

That is why I was never into asians and will never be into asians

t. found his gf taking the BIG AMERINDIAN COCK
many such cases

>Jow Forums

NOT

AN

ARGUMENT

YOU JUST LOST THE ARGUMENT

YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT

BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T DEBUNK MY FACTS

YOU ARE WEAK MINDED

I WENT TO PRIVATE SCHOOL

YOU MOST LIKELY WENT TO SOME POOR SHITTY MESTIZO FILLED SHITHOLE

AHAHAHHAHAHAH

FAGGOT

I ALWAYS WIN THESE ARGUMENTS BECAUSE YOU INFERIOR NIGGER LOVING MESTIZO ANTI WHITE KIKES ONLY GIVE ME PUNY WEAK EMOTIONAL ARGUMENTS

I BET YOU'RE ALL WOMEN

STUPID WOMEN

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

REMINDER THAT THIS user IS A FILTHY RACE MIXING NIGGER LOVER THAT WANTS TO FUCK BLACK WOMEN

REMINDER THAT ANYONE WHO BLAMES MESTIZO CRIMES ON SPANISH MEN IS A FILTHY RACE MIXING DEGENERATE

HISPANIC IS NOT A RACE

WHITE HISPANICS GOT TRUMP THE WIN

WHITE HISPANICS LOVE TRUMP

WE WANT THESE FILTHY MESTIZO MEXICANS OUT

THEY ARE RUINING THE WORD HISPANIC AND RETARDS LIKE THIS user WILL FUCKING THINK MIXED RACE INJUNS ARE THE MAIN HISPANICS

HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF HALF NIGGERS HALF NORDICS WERE THE MAIN "NORDICS"

THIS user IS A RETARD

THIS user IS A RETARD

I BET THIS user WAS FEELING SO FUCKING SMART

FUCK OFF NIGGER, I BET YOU'RE UNDERAGED YOU FUCK

YOU THINK YOU COULD COME UP TO THE BIG BOYS ON Jow Forums AND SHOUT NONSENSE HOW "HISPANIC" IS A RACE?

YOU WANNA BLAME MESTIZO CRIMES ON THE WHITE SPANISH MAN MOTHERFUCKER? GO TO A SPANIARD IN REAL LIFE AND BLAME A MESTIZO'S CRIME AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS YOU PUNY WHORE CUNT FAGGOT NIGGER LOVING BITCH.

THIS user IS A FAGGOT

At 7x5.5", I'm in the top 10% for both length and girth. This is meaningless, I'm still a virgin at 22 and a social retard. A big dick is no use if you never get to use it.

>A big dick is no use if you never get to use it.
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