I consumed my first marijuana product today. I smoked too much for my first time, and I am now very high...

You could die, it happens user. Is your heart racing?

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chill, it will pass. Distract yourself with something

check your balls with a caliper you will find they are shrinking as the hours go by. Don't worry the effects wear off in about a month or so

Oh, it certainly was at first! And now in a cyclical fashion, but I have some moments of clarity here and there now, at least.
Great idea, I will certainly take this into consideration.

you realize that by smoking marijuana you've permanently altered your brain chemistry forever, right? Your life will literally never be the same again.

You're almost certainly right. However, with the way things were going, I was certainly in need of a change in point of view.

The cops are outside your house right now. Perhaps they can confirm your existence. Be sure to be polite.

you realise we have cannaboid receptors in our brain "Cannabinoid receptors, located throughout the body, are part of the endocannabinoid system, which is involved in a variety of physiological processes including appetite, pain-sensation, mood, and memory. Cannabinoid receptors are of a class of cell membrane receptors in the G protein-coupled receptor superfamily."

Marijuana is legal where I live. Though I did walk around a bit outside right after I got high. Perhaps they'd be here to arrest me for public intoxication?

Are you aware that you will die at some point, possibly sooner than you think?

OMG YOUR HEART HAS STOPPED BEATING!!!!!

That and being a fag.

it's not for the marijuana, it's for all the other crimes.

being paranoid is believing in what you don't want to happen. Use your energy elsewhere.

where do you live? it's legal where i live also (las vegas) and there are dispensaries around every corner. It's funny because it happened around the same time I lost interest in smoking weed

I believe that perhaps the reason my physical and emotional receptors are flaring up to maximal volume is to demonstrate the case that my sensory reaction to this drug is much stronger than that of other (legal) psychoactive drugs, providing a scale of measure, of sorts. I'd be fine if I had the edibles, but no, I had to pick the one that covers me with a thick, tar-like blanket of filthy smoke! Alas!

I prefer "this is the end".

jesus you sound like such a faggot

The first time I tried maryjane I died

stop writing like that holy shit

You’ve crappified your existence. Serves you right

But it's just so fun to get a rise out of you guys!

Next time, just get high with a gril you gentleman chogath fuck. Have a fun weekend, user - you are going to make it in more than one way.

your whole world is a simulation. everyone you've ever met in your life, even your own mother, are just projections. nothing is real.

you type like a faggot

Do you like music?
youtube.com/watch?v=5PNbEfLIEDs

dont do durgs, it brake ur life

take it frm me, an expert

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do you realize that by breathing the air in a different place your permanently change your chemistry forever? every seven years (on average) you become a 100 percent different person, on the atomic level.

life is a sexually transmitted disease, that has proven to be 100% fatal. every mother is a murderer.

wise words, thanks friend.

wat bout thc?
HUH vag?

It is rather quite astounding to revel in the mystical effects of marijuana products, but do be aware that edibles, despite their sweet and innocent exterior, are capable of intoxication beyond that of a standard smoke inhalation.

If you get raped, ten years later you weren’t raped anymore on the atomic level.

Good choice, I'm more of a Steve Reich guy myself youtube.com/watch?v=yRQw85LdRbI

OP watch this

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I can see you through your webcam. Stop chewing on your hands faggot.

You're gonna turn into a genius opie!

OP, you're gonna be fine. Drink water, and acquire snacks once you've settled down a bit. Put on some music and lie down on the floor or something. Just chill out.

shut the fuck up and go to bed you retard, you're worse than my friends in high school

yo this shit is dope. not what i expected to find shitposting on Jow Forums. thanks bros.

We posting music now?

youtube.com/watch?v=pioCDAQ1Kuc

>tell a dude to have a cold soda and make sure to go back inside instead of zoning out outside after smoking his first joint
>he thanks me using OP gif
>come back and see this thread 4 hours later
fucking kek, what did you end up doing? i thought your plan was to go back in and listen to music
this nigga got so high hes talking like a cartoon nerd character

If we're posting music.... there's only 1 song you need for your first high experience

1. Baba O'Riley- The Who
youtube.com/watch?v=gY5rztWa1TM

Dis nigga got so high he became Jimmy Neutron

You are joking but if you erase all the traces in your memories and body this statement can be true

Then play this youtu.be/e4hT0HRVwJE

What the fuck
I correctly guessed what was the music even before playing it, I already heard it in gta 4 but never knew it's name. I launched it for one second before my internet connection interrupted the song but just from that second I had the song in my head what a woke experience

Being paranoid the first time is common, you might have some prejudgements about marijuana and now is a good time to address them. Just relax, if you get freaked out, it's just you freaking yourself out. Everything is fine, everyone once thought they'd die from having smoked that spliff, they never do.

you get in trouble because u smoked two joints in your bedroom? kek

get in my level and try smoking meth in Cambodia with a shemale hooker

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Just wait till you try too much blow the first time

Holy shit. I’m glad I stopped smoking with other people.

Nah, better to sniff some cocain with an underage brazilian ladyboy

you are like little babies, try shooting heroin with a bunch of isis recruits in a warzone, with the company of their underage wives

Youre good homie

Based OP. I want to get that high real soon, it's been a little over a month or maybe longer. I don't like to do it like a degenerate every day but after a good while I'll need it. So much insight and good feelings being high, just take it in moderation always. Don't be like the guys who smoke every day.

Psychedelics > marijuana

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Eat some good stuff, go fap and watch a funny movie. Life is great.

Weed is such a shit drug I don't smoke for months then the second I do all I want to do is smoke 24/7 and not be productive at all. Truly is the herbal Jew

YES.Everybody IS staring at you. They know OP, they know.