How do I into office politics Jow Forums? I'm sick of it, they are all mostly backstabbers, and disengenuine people...

How do I into office politics Jow Forums? I'm sick of it, they are all mostly backstabbers, and disengenuine people. This one cunt in particular is always flapping her fucking jaw every chance she gets, to rag on my work or just talk shit about something random. Most of the time I have no comeback because it takes me by surprise and I'm not that fast with comebacks, it's a fucking job why should I have to play these games?

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you have to BE better
if you aren better theres no point in trying, seriously just remove yourself from the gene pool

thank (((you)))

Just sabotage their work and tip off the wagecuck in charge.
If not possible just ignore the roastie, like literally pretend it doesn‘t exist.
It will become really butthurt but eventually give up.

also good:
>I can‘t into comebacks
If she says something dumb to you, just repeat that sentence and try to imitate her voice in the most retarded way possible.
literally defeats every bully, comeback from this is impossible.

thanks fren will apply this, people truly have no shame so why should I?

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It works 100%, or you get your money back.
also to add a cherry on top, when you imitate her stupid voice, point with your finger at her and make this face (pic related).

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>If she says something dumb to you, just repeat that sentence and try to imitate her voice in the most retarded way possible.
>literally defeats every bully, comeback from this is impossible.

You will literally be unredeemably laughed at if you ever do this in real life. You're not in fucking 4th grade anymore.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO AANYMORE I CANT JUST IGNORE IT

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It works 100%, if anyone else tries to say something you shut them up with that really really fast.
They will either start talking normal to you or get to hear how retarded they sound.
It works 100% of the time, try it out.

kys

Do not listen to this retard. A kid did this in my office last year and got utterly decimated. If she's already quick, she will say something to destroy you as soon as you do it and the team will laugh at you. The other way they win is by eventually making you melt down and embarrass yourself with forceful shit talking that people will report you and then you get fired. Just hatefuck her if you think she likes you. If not, just use her computer when she walks away from it, type "nigger" in slack, press enter and walk away. She's gone.

Dunno, office life sounds an awful lot like a playground to me judging by the shit I've read in this thread.

thats wrong retard, there is no way anyone comes back from the retard imitation voice.
I could bully you in less than 3 weeks into suicide just using this method.

It absolutely is, but this time nobody can punch you for it because they get fired if they do so ,its all playing out on a psychological level and the simple tools are very very effective here.

>If she's already quick, she will say something to destroy you
and then you simply mock her voice again, do this couple times and they will shut up really quick.

>I could bully you in less than 3 weeks into suicide just using this method.

you'd get knocked the fuck out well before 3 weeks had gone by

I'm a big guy

>disengenuine
lmao get bcc'd cuck

Here's a comeback that works everytime:

"Sorry I didn't hear you well, try taking the dick out of your mouth when talking"

Also take life as a joke because it certainly seems like one.

Those people will get you fired, if you don't change or you fight back.

Quit and get a new job as soon as you can. No point hanging around in a toxic work environment. I know from experience you will be much happier if you leave. Not every workplace is shitty.

edgy