So anons I have three flourishing online businesses(three software products) and I need to "disappear" for a few years. I'm fat and pasty as fuck, have few skills outside of being a codemonkey, and I'm only 19.
Where is a good place to kind of fall off the radar, stack some money, and come out swinging again at 25?(I'm 19). Low taxes would be preferable.
Puerto Rico
bit more info:
>I'm 19
>Just dropped out of uni in the US, have an Irish and South African passport
>Speak English, French, Afrikaans, and am learning Russian
>have just under $110,000 saved
stats/revenue for each software:
first one
>150 subscribers paying $50 or $100 a month, $1k expenses
second one
>250 subscribers paying $25, $30, or $50 a month, about $3k expenses monthly
third one
>75 subscribers paying $30 a month, only $300 expenses
>no assets except for a 10k car
>not evading law enforcement
>not doing anything illegal
>just want a few years to focus on myself, shitpost on biz, and stack
oh and I'm not an american citizen(just on visa for the uni I'm not longer attending) so I don't have to worry about double taxation
well I don't speak spanish, so that may not work.
last thing: all three are registered as HK companies so corporate tax is also not an issue
Lurking with great interest. Bump.
EVERYONE speaks english in PR, its been a fucking American territory for 100 years
Probably you should move over to larpistan
No Spanish? No problem. You don't have to pay federal income tax, and you can arrange your capital gains to I think 0% if you do the paperwork.
ebin
explain your businesses?
okay fine I'll bite a bit just so you lads know this isn't a larp or anything.
one of the products is a lead generation/email marketing software aimed at freelancers, another automatically sends traffic to your social media posts, and the third is a CRM for social media marketers.
Thailand
Very interesting, gonna look into it more. What are we looking at internet wise?
what are you running away from?
No thing or person specifically, aside from myself maybe. I need to get in shape, learn more skills, and kind of lay low for three or four years while I completely change myself for the better. I'm sure if any of you lads "made it" in crypto you might do something similar.
Moving won't fix your problems.. you can't run away from yourself. It might feel good for the first few days and then you will go back to your old self.
If you want to move go ahead and try to find somewhere you will enjoy, just know that you will bring with you everything that you are right now.
Read, Seneca letters from a stoic... It touches on this very thing. All the best fren.
Oh I know that moving won't FIX my problems, but the idea is that if I'm somewhere else I'll have a lot less people to rely on and look out for me. appreciate it though!
China, in some 5 million people city where nobody has ever heard of like Luzhou
This. That'd be cool.
Would be interesting if I could speak chinese and rely on the internet for my income.
It's called cocoon mode, newfriend.
i liked namibia but i'm from canada so for you it's probably completely different, like it's going back home again
bump
Theres a ton of French speaking countrys out there for you. If I was doing this though I would just do a few months in various places, keep moving until I find a comfy enough spot. Japan/Singapore/NZ/Ireland
can u hire me i need a job
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so you generate leads how? thru mass email marketing? do u generate the mailing lists or they got too? how the fuck u get into programming wtf
You again.
But, southeast asia obviously. Or eastern Europe. Or literally anywhere given your earnings. Just pretend you are a tourist and don't stay in one apartment more than a few months to avoid taxes.
Also go read Jow Forumsdigitalnomad and /trv/
I'm jelly of you entrepreneur smart people.
How do you be smart enough do that shit when I can't even wrap my head around SQL join statements. Fuck everything. At least I get a decent salary as a codemonkey lol
work harder to make up for your lack of intellect
That's literally what I do!
It seems to work well enough.
same, that's honestly the answer
sometimes you work like 16 hour days for weeks on end
t. entrepreneur
Tbilisi.
Cannot go back to africa.
I can run everything pretty well myself, but I appreciate it.
scraping google and yellowpages business listings.
Never posted something like this before.
this
people think I only work every once in a while are dead fucking wrong
nice digits
Sweden mate, this is where I plan on going. Not really low tax, but a flat rate of 30% on capital and a beautiful country.
I've heard REALLY good things about georgia - especially that they exempt foreign-sourced income from tax which is pretty interesting.
I've been to 37 countries.
Lived in 9.
Georgia is tops.
why?
Thailand
Architecture.
Land.
Food.
People.
Language.
Cost.
Beer.
Women.
Arts.
Religion.
Coffee.
Music.
Bread.
OP, are you able to run those businesses living in remote wilderness? Join the conservation corps, you'll lose weight guaranteed, become a badass, and see the world.
Considering women was the last on the list, I would be worried.
you type like an absolute faggot
>OP, are you able to run those businesses living in remote wilderness?
Gotta have a constant internet connection.
I am too old to give much of a shit about women, you fat fuck.
Just looks like another roastie.
Ooh thats a pretty one. Yeah, sucks getting older and losing your testosterone doesn't grandpa.
I've fucked more than every neet ITT combined. There's more to life than pussy, child.
That's cool, sucks you're still dead inside.
Calm down grandpa you'll have a stroke.
Nah that's actually pretty cute. Gonna do more research
I see, well have you considered moving to the United States or Mexico? Fat people fit right in there.
I'm in the states now.
Doesn't the US count as Mexico now? Next generation maybe?
She cheated on you?
how long can you stay in the US? As long as you don't have to leave soon, I'd recommend buying a little chunk of land out in Montana or idaho and enjoying the nature
listen to the guy that said Puerto Rico, it's where many crypto millionaires decided to relocate, you basically pay zero tax