You are 31

Sell my crypto and buy stocks because I'm not retarded and would like to keep my 20k

fuck dude. this is depressing

>tfw this is me but no comfy job, no savings and a very small amount of crypto

My next move might be just kms.

>31
Start looking at nice nursing homes

Are you saying a divorce is coming?

go to white third world country and pick up trad wife

>white third world country

Doesn't exist.

Make myself interested so I could get friends and a girlfriend
Money, prestige, intelligence is a multiplier, not an addiative. If your interest factor is at zero, it doesn't matter if you're a billionare,; people won't hang around you

Money for what? A decent place to rest my head when I'm not busting my ass at work 40 hours a week?

i can smell the basedyyy

This is exactly me. I am Jow Forums. I don't do relationships because I'm a sperg and find them draining. I've probably banged over 100 women. I'm working, travelling, writing & trying to sportsbet professionally at the moment with no real direction.

>Only one kid
Why are you such a failure

I'm serious, why would this not be serious?
It is what it is. In many ways I still love my wife & my life. But I very constantly look at other women (many of which whom flirt with me) and think, "Holy shit, I wish I could fuck your brains out right now". Very recently my wife entertained the idea of a polygamous relationship which I've been pushing on her for probably 5 years, so we'll see how serious she is about that. But shit gets real. Monogamy is not built into men's genetic code.
Nope. I love my daughter & I love my wife, and we'll definitely stick it out through thick and thin to make the family unit work. That doesn't mean in retrospect I wouldn't have made different decisions. You live and you learn.
How many kids do you have, user?

6 months world tour... stay in hostels, meet happy people, bang some hoes, witness life changing things.

This is a good idea

i could honestly do this but afraid to leave my job

You should have at least 3 kids. It's awkward as fuck to stop at 1.

>look

unironically this

>31
>70k saved up
suicide

I have a newborn. How am I supposed to pump out 2 more within a few months? I'll probably have 2 tops, though. And frankly, I'm trying to convince the wife to make it just 1. I'd rather spend my money on myself and this one kid and give her an amazing fucking life than all of us have sort of mediocre lives, me her & her siblings.

what you do is you get a girlfriend who is younger, date her for a few years, then recycle. never get married. just have younger girlfriends your whole life. it's what guys like dicaprio do for a reason. being genuinely single isn't comfy either. this fag has never experienced what it's like to be completely alone in your late 20s or 30s with no woman to take care of him. it's horrible and lonely as fuck. his problem was he fell for the marriage meme instead of just dating girls and jumping out whenever he wanted to get his dick wet.
i'll be doing this well into my 40s, then i'll probably settle down and have a couple kids. by then there will be some futuristic vr porn that will get the job done

I think he’s right unironically. Might just say fuck the gf and move on

Cash out my crypto money, and start casually investing in rental property. Try and get a gig as an adjunct professor at a local community college to get all the young pussy I want. Get active in the community and try to meet friends and make connections. Go to a church and scout for a wife.

kill myself to be quite honest.

>no gf or friends
Lol who cares. I'm single for almost two years now and I'm having a blast.

>31
>6 figure job
>90k net worth
how did this happen

die alone

This

>6 figure job
>70k savings
You're including the decimal places in 6 figures?

>31
>90k net worth
>not even doing anything with most of it
What're your expenses? Holy fuck user. Pls give exact numbers on income and expenditure, post-tax if possible

No wonder the white race is dying

>come back from the 6 months world tour
>fall back into the exact same routine as before
>make this thread again

Good luck trying to change your life through this. You are where you are because of your character and apparently (like me) you push people away and came to the realization (too late?) that you don't have any friends anymore (like me).

You're waiting, daydreaming, thinking about your future self implementing all the necessary changes to better your life but that future self is just a dream a tell-sell lie you imprinted into your own brain to justify the situation you're in. You keep telling yourself that things will get better but they actually get more lonely, boring, uninteresting. Have you noticied how nothing interests you anymore user? Dark humor user?

I assume you have been depressed for quite some time, maybe even closet depression during your mide 20s? Starting hanging out less and less with your friends, lying to yourself it was because of you had no time due to your job but we both knew it was because you didn't feel like hanging out. Am I in the ballpark here?

The only way (imo, 26 btw) to change your situation is becoming happy and to be a person that people want to be around. Since you (me) cannot achieve that naturally I would suggest talking to your therapist and try anti-depression for 6 months, see what happens.

As an MSc student in pharmaceuticals I've been playing with this idea for a long time. Just cannot get myself to actually go to a therapist to get it.