I need to buy some shrooms

I'll be throwing my brother's bachellor party and he loves magic mushrooms.
Since I don't have any reliable contacts anymore, I'm gonna have to set up a VPN and the whole shabang and take my risks with the deep web.
I need all the tips I can get in terms of the dos and don'ts of dark net shopping. Like how do I make sure they deliver and what do I do about shipping, etc.

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You a Narc?

mushrooms are kinda weird for a bachelor party

Or, you could just go to cow field and pick your own. You have to be sure the cattle are grain fed, though.

>meanwhile in an algorithm on an nsa server
>keep an eye on him
you're such a dumbass, dude

this.
get mdma or coke for a bachelor party.

If you cant easily obtain drugs in this world its a pretty good sign you shouldnt have them

Seriously.

youre an idiot please kys. the whole reason darknet is ruined is because of morons like you

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says who?
Doesn't matter. You can assume narcs are monitoring Jow Forums anyways.

>says who?
anyone who has a mild understanding of psychedelics. a bachelor party is supposed to be one last hurrah with your boys before you get locked down, not some internal discovery journey.

It's not like I'm an international criminal or worse a human rights lawyer. I'm just trying to score some shrooms. The NSA doesn't have the budget to dedicate resources to this penny ante bullshit.

Dude, obviously I've done my share of shrooms, they're just hard to get a hold of because shrooms are not repeat business. It's just something that we come up on every once in a while out of the blue.
And then there's a matter of quality. I don't want to eat a bunch of poison grown in a sock drore.

/business and finance/

send me a pm and I'll tell you

>drore
Thats why you should'nt do drorgs

All the bachelor parties I've been to with coke and hookers/strippers are honestly funny but pretty degenerate/feel bad about life level. I've never been to a shroom bachelor party but I think I'd way prefer hanging w/ some dudes having some deep convos and reflections and visuals. Sometimes it's good to bond as dudes in a way that isn't making fun of the snaggletooth stripper.

like it or not Jow Forums is now a crypto subreddit with racial slurs and raunchy photos.

I'm trying to use crypto for what it's designed to do.

You buying drugs with crypto doesnt make it business or finance related you silly cunt. Also, have fun ruining the party with shrooms, get coke or molly like a normal person. You are a retard for real senpai

we're not cokehead douche bags.

>mushrooms
>bachelor
who the fuck thinks is a good combination? Sounds like a fucking nightmare

I take it you can't handle psychedelics.

how much time do you have?
3months or more, spores are legal + pf tek.
sounds like an awesome bachelor party, wish my friends could handle psychedelics.

Its not about being a coke head you fucking loser. Shrooms is probably the absolute worst drug to have at a party. Enjoy wigging the fuck out because your surrounded by shitloads of people while tripping balls, recipe for disaster. Be sure to greentext your trip to the hospital when you cant handle it

It's not bad it's just weird. Set and setting.