Google

>Being 'Googley' is a very important trait that we look for in our applicants, so, tell us something interesting about yourself.

Literally just got asked this in my interview.
Absolute cancer.

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... what did you say?

Propably "I am feeling lucky" or "I am more of bing person"

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I honestly spoke about shitcoins.

I said that I have a crypto/blockchain/ai blog which has articles of over 100k views, and run a social media account for the same thing where I have an international, interactive and engaged community.

I'm sure they wanted some quirky bullshit about me being a rock climbing champion or some shit but I don't care

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... Can't you just monetize that instead?

>I always make sure that my wife's bf is a minority.

This is your chance to virtue signal op. You have to say something like, I respect all women, even the useless ones.

The fuck does that even mean?

fuck
so my answer would have been great if i mentioned that im doing it for the good of the world or some shit

if i was driven to, probably

kek

I enjoy doing barrel rolls?

>(((Michael Blum)))
>Roastie "Culture Coordinator"
>Weeb living Japan
>Nigger teaching pajeets english

Googley is just another word for s o y

Meanwhile OP sitting on other side of interview table like pic related

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"There's a global world out there"

What the fuck else would it be?

yes you fucked up, it was about your core values, not bragging about your views omg

core values aren't very interesting

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Just tell them you steal your friends personal information and sell it on the dark web

Tell them you are a Gay Muslim Poet. Google love that shit.

>globeheads on sudoku watch

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> implying Google hasn't been slowly losing ground for the past few years
Literally a grandpa-tier company at this point for any meaningful tech development.

I might laugh and ask what the hell Googley means.

My grand theory is all this SJW bullshit is just a fad whose original purpose was to awaken an opposite reaction -- the "alt right". This way, they can fine tune censoring techniques against an arbitrary opposition and market this to China.
Now with all this noise about this dragon-something project, I believe my predictions were corrects.

Googley is such a S.oy Term it isn't even funny.