Tfw no German bf

Go get it then

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I guess mongrels don't understand this but there is really a lot of vitriol for neighboring cultures in europe. Even if the different people might get along to do business the thought of having to live amoungst people doing things so wrongly for the rest of your life is deeply revolting

cringe

>tfw I'm the German bf
Feels good man

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He can't date his own women since Swedish women are busy getting plowed by big refugee cocks.

Do americans really think about cuckoldry all day long?

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Sheed.

No actually, but here's one country that unironically does

pornhub.com/insights/2018-year-in-review

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OP is f*Moid

no surprise. greg lansky, the owner of Blacked, is a french immigrant

europeans are some sick puppies when it comes to porn.

Germany should be the girl

how come his last name isn't french of he is from france?

France will be forever feminine.

give me a cute german gf

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I could crush the frontal skull of a frankish male with a with a single blow

i doubt it's even his real name. most ppl in porn use some sort of alias.

Does it matter if he's French when he moved to the US because that's where the market is? He's American now

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no only actors do that?
seems like you're just making shit up about him being french

träum weiter haider

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>tfw no Finno-Swedish Greta-gf

dude look him up. he was born and raised in france.

disregard posts from swedish cucks

>surname is Swedish
>h-h-how could he be Finnish
This is how retarded you sound, holy shit. And to think Finland was supposed to have good education and good critical thinking on average

>internet porn is a localized market
Nevermind, you're just as daft as the Finn in you truly belong together

no frenchman is named "Lansky"
stop pulling other peoples legs, we're tired of your bullshit

Then stop claiming jews in Nobel prize threads faggot. You Euros are so awful at motte & bailey arguing

"finns" with swedish names are not finns, they are fenno-swedes.
why are you talking about jews?

It's a Russian Jewish name. He is still a Frenchman, both in nationality and current citizenship.

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jag älsker dig så fan mycket swärje

Oh man, what a twister
And, no, he's neither and American or Frenchman in nationality

bump

Tack så mycket, Tyskland

No full comics? :3

is this European cuckoldry

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Our nuclear warheads are big shaft. Of anything, France is transgender, binary, heterosexual.

>unkept and looks like a slob
Yeah the the Germans the Americans of Europe.

cute

He's a jew

D-Delete!

Oow so qt :3

That can be solved you know

Are you the French girl who is infatuated with German men?
If so, good luck. Long live Franco -German empire

Yeah this.
It's not race mixing, like I would never mind if my son or daughter was dating a german. But me having to live in Germany? That would probably be an ordeal, fuck it, and Germany isn't even the remotest place from France in europe

KEK no, but long live the Franco-German Empire

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Ooga Booga

french girls and german girls
which is cuter?

I want to have a mature bf.
Too bad it is inevitable that we would have had a drastic difference in interests due to age.

unitonically all rook same

French girls by lengths, I wish it was the opposite

I think I have an unexplainable thing for german girls somehow, I've seen only a few with my own eyes (they were tourists) and they were almost all mesmerizing

this is because of the arabs living in france lol not native french

ouch

Bump

>tfw i'm the German, but no bf to anyone
Feels bad man

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Depends on what you're into. In my experience French girls are much more feminine and gentle, while German girls are usually very tomboyish. Also nice digits.
Based
No more brother wars

That explains the women here...

French girls by far

you don't know German girls, there are literally articles about how and why French in Germany going into depression and ending up specifically dating other French cause German "girls" are awful, it's a known phenomenon.

this, I feel bad for my German brothers. Run while you can.

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>this, I feel bad for my German brothers. Run while you can.
>implying tomboys aren't the patricians choice

Nothing personal Hans but your language is a fucking mess

Don't give up hope mt fren, we're lucky we live in the age of internet. I would still be a virgin loser if the internet didn't exist desu

You niggas can't even count properly and don't pronounce half of your letters

Frenchies have no right to call other languages a mess desu

it's not tomboys like Choa or like in your animes it's very rude and awkward chubby girls with greasy semi dyed pink/brown hairs.

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Tfw

German girls are like
>he has to have a good job
>be good looking
>he needs to take me travelling around the world every other week
>he needs to be funny and intelligent
>he needs to cater to my needs
>he needs to take initiative and energetic but also not controlling
>he needs to be very fit but also not demanding of me

Meanwhile foreign girls are like
>he needs to be nice to me and likeable

I've been on some dates with both types of girls and only had foreign gfs so far

I thought it was more about
foie gras and culinary/cultural things.

This, I only had successful dates witb eastern euro women, I guess because they still give you a chance even if you're not a 10/10 gigachad and actually APPRECIATE it if you treat them like a princess whereas german women take everything as granted.

I had a lithuanian gf
She broke some stuff of mine by accident once and was utterly shocked when I didn't even get angry at her
Then one time she told me about her insecurities because she had a small scar on her nose and never thought that this wasn't even an issue to me, generally she didn't know how to deal with me not bringing up her imperfections at all
She also didn't believe me that I don't drink alcohol at all

Such is life in Eastern Europe
All men drink and most are violent especially with women

>another episode of western tard delusions
check exchange rate between euro and eastern euro currencies before you're gonna spam
>epic conservstiv slav women
meme

Yeah, I guess there are also entitled slav thots around but I'd assume the percentage is less on average? I only had a polish and a russian gf once and both were reasonable about their expectations about men imo.

My family is Polish.

I'm exaggerating obviously but it's definitely more common for East European men to drink regularly in general since it's part of the culture, and men from poorfag families also tend to get violent more easily. Which is not a slav exclusive thing, it's just that being poor is more common.
Also the genderroles are still more "traditional". Not so much with younger generations, especially when they grew up in the city, but there's still a lot of people who grow up in small towns were it's expected of men to be typically hegemonic masculine and the correspondent behaviour for women.

foreigner = good
it doesnt matter if girl is thot or not
wanna know how I know you never been to Poland and your knowkedge about this country comes from Jow Forums

I'm in Poland almost every summer, Przemek.
But who knows, maybe I'm biased since I don't interact with other Polish people much outside of my family.

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oh im 100% sure you cone here
just like every other western euro when they start screaching muh dik

Qt

I'm not even sure what you're trying to say at this point
>when they start screaching muh dik
What does that even mean?

All I'm saying that traditional hegemonic masculinity is valued more in Eastern Europe. My sister-in-law's uncle for example hates his son because he's a twink who cares more about music than learning a trade or something. I feel like stuff like that happens a lot in Slav countries but not so much in Western Europe (idk about South Europe)

Yea
Reason why my gf broke up with me was that I "wasnt man enough" because I encouraged her to get a job in another city instead of telling her to quit it and flat out ordering her to live with me
Like she told me about how she wanted to do this and then expected me to say "i don't care you're coming with me"