Private religious police

>private religious police
Wew lad.

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no more skimming off tips, cletus

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I saw this right after a Cyberpunk 2077 article in my facebook feed and thought it was some sort of clever viral marketing thing.

this fucking country

Have you forgotten that some parts of NYC have already private Muslim and Jewish police forces that patrol their neighborhoods and they’re even praised (and supported financially, but I’d have to look it up) by the NYPD?

Meh

Those are just community security, basically like neighborhood watch. These shits that got approved in Alabama would be full police forces.

So does this mean a mosque can get their on Sharia police force?

Good work

The only real difference is that one of them can enforce laws officially, the others do it “privately”

They had the mafia basically doing that for how long

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>someone blasphemes or criticizes the pastor
>gets beat up by religious police
What happens then? Same old cop impunity?

>Those are just community security, basically like neighborhood watch
exact same shit with muslims in europe, but you never shut the fuck up about it until it started in NYC too

I'd wager those christfags in power didn't think about the can of worms they've opened.

If white people do it it's a "well armed militia"
when brown people do it it's terrorism

god bless america

Yeah obviously, unless they’re black no one gives a shit, and even all the media attention in the world won’t get them in jail. Having a badge is basically a free pass to be a cowardly murdering dipshit even though you live in the same america everyone else does.

>HANDS IN THE AIR! RECITE EZEKIEL 25:17 OR EAT LEAD, MOTHERFUCKER!

I can never tell whether the US are actually living in 1919 or 2119, or both.

lmao, this needs a Christian police version.

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americans arent event real christians

>no true Scotsman
Fucking grow up.

This is a good thing user soon we Will have sexy war nuns

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>T-those are just community security
lmfao