ITT: we make fun of Americans

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He meant that mars should be a part of the moon mission dumb fuck.

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uuuuh you fucking idiot it does come from brown cows

Even if he meant it that way, it was still worded in the most retarded way possible.

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so what did he mean then?

this

Brown cows are based

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Coffee comes from brown cows, desu.

you'll find out when your country gets up there one day ;^)

And they want americans banned from this board

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You didn’t know chocolate milk comes from brown cows? How retarded are you?

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epic bread, I remember this

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My fucking sides.
>yotsuba board
Sasuga, Jow Forums.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunar_Orbital_Platform_–_Gateway
>The International Space Exploration Coordination Group (ISECG), which is composed of 14 space agencies including NASA, has concluded that LOP-G will be critical in expanding a human presence to the Moon, Mars, and deeper into the Solar System.

Haha Orange Man Drhufmpf dum dum

The yanks are bamboozling us, this can't be real

>the moon is a part of Mars
Why are Americans so dumb?

kek

they probably just think that "metre" is a yurop word for 1ft

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>posting stuff Trump has absolutely no awareness of as an attempt to white knight
Access your life, mate.

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I was educated by Americans, and I remember the idea that "chocolate milk comes from brown cows".

Cope

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Not to defend ameritards, but I think what le orange man meant was that going to the moon is just a stepping stone to getting to Mars, which should be NASA's primary goal instead of just repeating the Apollo program.
It just got lost as he compressed his writing to twitter levels.

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wasn’t this actually in Canada?

>it wuz canada
every time

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I mean, it's just "do your job". There are no earthshaking expectations here. Be there on time and do your job. Now, if they were to ask for free overtime, that'd be an absolutely American thing.
(Of course, nobody is going to fucking smile and value customers, but nobody is going to fire you for that either, unless you act like a colossal dickhead.)

My fucking god this can't be real.

not everytime, but a few of those pictures were from Canada

This is some pretty cynical shit, goddamn.
dontriskitdontsignit.com/

>nobody is going to fucking smile and value customers
in america they have to or they don't get tipped and earn less than minimum wage

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Bongs really have the worst women, don't they?

Oh, yes, I forgot

they're exactly the same as french women but use deodorant

oh dear lord...

why are europoors on here generally so anti-gun? I have no hope for Europe now if this is your attitude about basic human rights.

Imagine being so delusional to think you could overpower anyone, let alone one carrying a firearm.

She’s retarded because she wouldn’t had been able to get it out of the holster. Law enforcement holsters have a safety device to prevent this exact scenario.

he's clearly not law enforcement

I'm not anti-gun but I am anti-american and gun control images are grade-A yankbait with guaranteed (You)s

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based

like clockwork

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Just pretend.

>I am anti-american
why?

Living safely is a basic human right.
Having a third world-tier homicide rate does not contribute to this objective.

>president has shitty writing
YOU just don't understand the MEANING behind his twitter rants!
>leader of the free world misspells "hamberders"
........

bow your head down in shame, or have sex with Trump for hush money. there are no other options.

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you have half our murder rate so I guess you have near third-world homicide rates then?

>Legal guns cause high homicide rates
Which is why their states/cities with the most restrictive gun laws have the most violent crime

Not anti-gun necessarily, but just have a functioning logical sense. The moment someone openly carries a gun for no apparent reason always escalates and tensions the atmosphere arround. You can and you should not be relaxed arround guns, simple as that.
I have no problem with hidden-carry though.

White areas in US are completely safe, even if they have a shit-ton of guns. Don't know what that's about.

are you retarded?

2005-2019
14 years of Jow Forums

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but why blame Americans on that?

Why are foreigners so easy to troll?

This had to be an elaborate trolling, right?

Because humans are only slightly smarter than apes.

W-we were just trolling.

>women

the milk could come from brown cows, brown cows exist

>brown cows
Americans?

Yours is +5
Ours is 1.3.
:)

Retarded af they live in the same country.

Wrong :(

freedom ain't free

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we are already apes

being called muhammed every day for 14 years

>With the exception of the 2001 terrorist attack, white homicide has not risen at this rate since the early 1990

>The skyrocketing increase in demand for heroin and synthetic opioids is disproportionately concentrated in the white population.

>But new evidence reveals a spike in drug-related violence reminiscent of the crack cocaine era.
thecrimereport.org/2017/12/07/the-rise-of-white-homicide-what-analysts-have-missed/

A country doesn't have a third world murder rate until it hits 10

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More like why not

I don't think only Americans are doing that.

>White areas in US are completely safe
No they aren't. Are you an American Jow Forumstard in Finland or something?

Imagine being dead at age 6 while eating a McBurger because of a fucking phone.

>with the exception of the 2001 terrorist attack
wtf? dune coons are considered white?

she was only shot in the leg, kemosabe

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found the problem

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it's all cope. even when you look at white americans separately they are worse than us (including all non-whites)
"white" americans are often mexicans, arab, indians etc though

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My fucking sides. You have 50% more homicides tha in China and yet they're 5 times more populated.

homicide of whites dummy not homicide perpetrated by them, christ americans have retarded reading comprehension

It's still a bullet isn't it? What if she bleeds out? Also did her leg broke?