Open office

>open office

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>collaborative environment

this

>close office

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i resigned two weeks before they started this shit. they took everyone's photo for a website and asked everyone to write a paragraph about hobbies and musical tastes and other retarded shit. fucking normies

what the fuck, even works places are acting in loco parentis, why can't zoomers grow ththe fuck up?

seriously, what the fuck is their problem?
>user, take this photo for our website.
>no, i don't even have a facebook account. i like my privacy.
>it's just a company website, user. come on. it'll be fun.
>for you, it might. i'm not doing it.
>you have to.
>ok, here is my two weeks notice.

It's called open space, dumbass.

>standing desks

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i hate how theres no chance at privacy if you have a job anymore

>linkedin
>pics on business site
>social media

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>"not a reskin"

some roastie at my work is currently doing this. its the most autistic thing ive ever seen

won't this kill your knees?

>open office
>one of the retards starts eating
>he eats like a pig, with open mouth and you can hear it across the room
>roastie sitting across me sneezing all the time
>one of the roasties turns on the radio which plays the same 3 shitty annoying songs in a loop over and over and over again
>window is closed while sun is shining right at my back heating me up
>urge to kill rising

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does anyone in your office sit on a big plastic ball like pic related?

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LIBRE OFFICE CALC KEEPS FUCKING CRASHING AT CRITICAL TIMES FOR NO APPARENT FUCKING REASON

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Why do people in office environments do shit like this? Is no one content to just do their job and go home?

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I met with the supply chain/purchasing director at the company I interned at and she had one of those. She was actually very smart and interesting, somewhat to my surprise. She seemed like one of those 1 in a thousand women who are adept at decision making and critical thinking.

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>taking night classes at UNI
>everyone works during the day, commutes at night, no one knows each other

"Alright everyone, break into groups with your friends"

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Motherfuckin Google Drive

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People are lonely. They want to make friends.

i don't know, bro. i asked myself that everyday when i was there.
wow, you found a purple unicorn
kek

I would off myself

>snarky cunts in the open office constantly talking retarded shit and you have to listen to all their conversations
>the computer you use is outdated and the programs are slooooooow
>every click = wait 10 seconds
>chair is not comfortable and ass is sweating because sun shines right at you
>still tired from not enough sleep and your eyes are drying up, your vision getting blurry
>open up window
>5 seconds later some roastie closes it again because it is too cold despite being 30 degrees outside and 40 inside
>desk is too small for all the papershit
>one roastie brings her loud autistic kid to work that yells at the top of his lungs and runs around the desk
>look at clock
>still 7 hours left and its monday

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you just described my version of Hell

because she has massive balls, user

fuck man, and i thought i had it bad

>that pic

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she wuz a mom tho.
She sort of lowkey did a big "I told you so" to the president during a meeting about hedging some materials though so i guess in a way she does have big balls lol

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>Is no one content to just do their job and go home?
Exactly my thought...also what is up with normies and their hate on introverts?

Standing (with proper foot cusioning/support) is better for you by almost all metrics and you feel better at the end of the day.

I used to scoff at standing desks too until I tried it for a while and realized that sitting desks are the bluepill.

Enjoy your poor circulation and shitty energy level!

Google facts about introverts and look at all the self masturbatory shit that tumblr and buzzfeed push out. I'm autistic with social interactions too, but if anyone came to me in a interview and made it a point to identify themselves as a introvert I'd 86 that application immediately.

I'm not talking about dumb normies that announce their introversion over and over again but the actual introverts like me and just focus on doing a good job and not partaking in small talk.

>here is my two weeks notice
Is a two weeks notice an actual written notice or a verbal notification that you are leaving in two weeks?

Das it mane. Even more irritating is that they've also laid claim to all the "not all introverts" shit too. It's far better to be thought an incompetent extrovert than associated with these people.

Again...those are not true introverts, just dumb normies hijacking something as usual, actual introverts never even mention they are one.

Fucking commies

Lol fuck kill me and yourself

Imagine going through this shit for 3+ years

Just gotta shake shake shake shake shake
Just gotta shake shake shake shake shake
Shake it off, shake it off off!

Yeah, Leo Laporte does this

You asked why normies hate introverts. Its cause people who say they're introverts act like faggots. I'm not saying you're a faggot because your a introvert I'm saying that if you announce you're a introvert you're a faggot. Normies confuse the two kinds hence the hate.

its fucking women, when asked to come up with ideas in management this is all they can fucking think of

Normies need external feedback constantly to measure if they are doing well or not in life. So they expose themselves to others to gauge the reaction. If the reaction is positive they keep doing what they are doing. If not they try to change to get as many positive feedback as they can. It's worse in women and in young people.

Autistic people only need their own approval and they seek their answers within their own minds and actions oblivious to the outside world. Most social interactions are made in a need to know basis. There is no need for small talk unless you want something specific.
Unless you are super polite you will always come across as rude or unfriendly because when normalfags expose themselves they expect you to follow suit. When you refuse you are basically telling them you don't approve what they are doing and that's precisely what they don't want to hear.

Of course most of the people are between these two types and saving a few exceptions nobody is a full attention whore or a complete shut in.
Normalfags just need very little alone time if not any.
Autismos need as much alone time as they can get without being a complete hermit.

>coworker somehow managed corporate to OK buying him a fucking gaming race chair

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YIKES

Fuck that. Any boss that cares that much about some stupid bullshit like peoples feelings over the bottom line should be fired. You're gonna fire some really skilled coder because the other people in the office are genetically inferior and need to validate themselves through stupid bullshit?

Get on his good side

He's going to be your boss someday

I specifically told an employer 2 years ago I didnt want any of that shit because I didnt want my name appearing on google searches linked to a physical location, as a pre emptive measure to getting sued, shot, stalked etc
They never forced anything but clearly thought I was mental, took months to recover relations after that and they get awkward talking about it around me lol.

If they had any idea how deep the trails of info on people go around the web they'd maybe understand, though thats probably wishful thinking on my part, they probably still wouldnt care.

Everything has to be written down for records sake. Have you never had a job before?

This can’t be real.

Okay, this is epic

It really depends how corporate it is and even then it still differs. I've written a letter of resignation before working at Chase and my boss told me not to worry about it and just had me turn in my stuff at the end of 2 weeks

This is why I left office work. I swear in the last place I worked, 1/4 of the staff did all the work and the rest fucked around doing nothing all day.

There was no team work, people were to autistic to communicate in anyway apart from emails and the managers were all PC weirdos.

I knew things were getting bad when an email went out about the whites in the office being "racist" for giving the meeting rooms generic names like "room 1, room 2 etc" and we had to change them to native brown people names. Then we had someone come in and splash water around the office to "chase away the bad spirits" (White males) and were treated to another email literally threatening us to not make jokes about the changes.

I left a few weeks later and have heard things only got worse since then.

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SHAKE IT FOR ME MY BABY

You could've sued for that shit and won easily. All you needed were a few videos and some tape recordings.

It is 100% real. I survived to tell the tale.

>work as a teacher
>one computer between 10 of us for printing
>9am classes
>everyone trying to print
>complain about this "blah blah resources wages etc."
>get to class finally with printouts
>hand out the problems
>one of the kids did the problems at home already

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING NERD GOES HOME AT THE WEEKEND AND PRINTS OUT EXTRA PROBLEMS ONLINE TO SOLVE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU WHY CAN'T YOU JUSTNPLAY VIDEO GAMES OR SOMETHINT

>HIRING FOR CULTURE
ya, it's a new way companies are doing things.
sunglass hut had a happy go lucky environment where everyone liked each other and managed to survive the 2008 crash completely undamaged.
They want an environment where everyone likes each other and will work hard and long for lower wages because they like the environment.
so everyone is copying that.
PROBLEM IS: it creates a fake culture where everyone is too afraid to speak up and you get nothing but YES workers.

How do you think Intel got in the trouble they are in? they fired everyone who wasn't a culture fit and drove off anyone who knew what they were doing. and all the Culture hires just smiled as their divisions figuratively burned down.

>How do you think Intel got in the trouble they are in?
They didn't do any meaningful R&D for the past 10 years, refused to outsource their R&D to competent people and cruised on their successes while their competitors kept on.

t. semi-competent people

>They didn't do any meaningful R&D for the past 10 year
they totally did but their "Smiling tallent" just told them the projects were all good.
-example: 10nm
because all the guys who knew what the fuck they were doing were forced out.
same shit happened to IBM

>work in an open office for two months
>quit and go self-employed

12 years ago and I never looked back.

Oh I know, the competent 10nm former Intel employees work for us, GloFo or TSMC now.
Trying to throw random quantum dots on a chip doesn't make a successful integration strategy, also.

>be me
>first week of employment, comfy in cubicle
>boss tells us we are to sit in these unventilated and cramped barracks while our office is renovated to a modern open space office
>mfw not even have an assigned desk
>mfw see normals everywhere

>sit in open office
>new onions coworker is hitting on the roasties
>his attempts to be charming are so cringe you wouldn't believe
>cringe is killing me and I have to sit there for 8 hours listening to it

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>closed office

>arrange papers on your desk to give the illusion that you're busy if anyone comes in
>shitpost all day on Jow Forums on laptop

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>closed office
>sleep half of the day and paint minis
>productive the other half
It's a good balance

>sit in open office
>arrange papers on desk to give the illusion that I'm busy
>open up some spreadsheet and scroll up and down
>shitpost all day on Jow Forums on mobile phone
>always on the edge of my seat in case boss walks in
>always have to hide my phone asap when he comes in

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Lock your door

there is no door

>no assigned desk
>sit where you like
>cannot claim a desk

ree

ruh... ruh.... ruuuuhh

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I got fired from an NOC for having a pink ball as a chair.

Everyone took it as a fuck you.

Really, I just had back problems.

It'll kill your calves and make your legs look like a cow's. The best thing for your body is sitting on an exercise ball, it works the core out. Sitting on your feet for a long time diminishes blood flow and makes it pool downwards.

I got a kindey stone from sitting all day + drinking coffee. The pain is... let me quote wiki: "This pain, known as renal colic, is often described as one of the strongest pain sensations known."

So basically it's the strongest pain a human is able to feel and a way to prevent this is using a standing desk.

>that faggot hipster with his standing desk

Yeah keep on thinking that idiot.

>people actually think this

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>OMG user, I'm such an introvert! I can't believe you would think I'm an extravert!
>Hay everyone, Hawaiian Shirt Friday! Woo!

If I wanted a job where i didnt sit on my ass all day I'd go back to hard wage cucking it in the wynyards

Lose weight.
Have sex.
Get a clue.

based and clued in

Suddenly I'm extremely glad I don't drive a fucking desk.

Open office is better than Microsoft word

>Trading time for money

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>be me long ago
>working at shitty debt settlement company
>they move all negotiations dept to upstairs area of office building
>I had my own special position along with another guy. We handled accounts that were specifically hard to find
>rest of team put onto floor
>me and coworker get our own dept
>he ends up leaving work for a long time due to medical issues
>get my own office

It was pretty great desu. Doesn’t feel like someone’s constantly watching me to make sure I’m doing my job

>closed office
>play maplestory half of the day
>browse and shitpost on Jow Forums the other half

this

I basically do this since my supervisor decided to shit on me multiple times despite giving my best to make it good.

Don't be an awful teacher representing the worst of the school system.

Get that kid into AP classes or the gifted program or whatever the fuck.

screenshots or gtfo