Do you ever feel jealous of United States?

Texas, go home.

Yeah
Just imagine if we had all their oil

Uh oh. Any plans we should know about, Japan user?

Some states seem uber comfy. Maine. Vermont. Montana. New Hampshire. Washington. Idaho.
The lack of Universal care, the crime rate, suburbs and all.. I don't know.

How does it feel like to be center of attention of the world on everything?

Not really. How much do you receive in NEETbux in America? I'm pretty sure I'd be fucked.

It sucks stop staring at us.

Only for their second amendment. And their freedom of speech. And their freedom of expression. And their vast amounts of untamed wilderness. And their low tax rates. And their conservative values.

But that's it really.

it really isn't hard to evolve from a sperg to someone who talks to people at a casual business level
seriously, it isn't hard at all. i had this problem and was shocked when i stopped caring how much of a breeze it was
unless you're a NEET for other reasons like something physical or medical you should stop being a commie and kys

i'll trade mate. I fucking hate this place it stinks everywhere of literal shit. the homeless reek and waltz around like they own the place leaving piles and piles of trash, fornicating in public, and even shitting or pissing on buses.
shootings near my neighborhood literally every week.
and it's full of fucking trannies, whores, and faggots.
and they all do drugs.
I want fucking out.
more like second world but still fucked, we'll basically be a whiter brazil
>no muslims
oh they didn't tell you?
also there are poos fucking crawling all over here taking top tier jobs. fuck asians why can no one see they are worse than the mexicans?
in fact I like the mexicans for doing work not even our folk will do. and if we allowed them to move between the border easier they wouldn't be inclined to stay because they have families and shit, and they will usually find it too hard to go back and bring money so they just bring them and stay forever.
asians come here take good top dollar jobs and make school shooter children
let's just be one country japan, we love you a lot. ;)
we can help you take over china again??
washington is shit. Maine is too french but I like it.
idaho is fucking nowhere like being dead.
high taxes are just un-American.
and we hold liberty as a priority.

it's sucks because I don't come here to talk about america all day

we used to talk about general country stuff, where all countries would be discussed, now we get singled out in every way

based and liberty-pill'd

What a stupid question. That's like asking if I ever feel jealous of pigs rolling in shit.

>and we hold liberty as a priority.
I know. For us finns, increasing government control and reducing individual liberties are the first priorities.

sometimes

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You're a rude cunt eh?

Jealous of what, living with niggers? No thanks.

we've all wanted to just forget our troubles and roll around in the mud naked sometimes

I wish I was raised in american sub-urban. But now it's too late.

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Holy hell is that a Matrix Pepe?

Nope

Sounds like you live in Los Angeles

Yep.

Sounds like L.A alright. He should go live in a normal Californian city like San Jose or San Diego.

I've lived in the Deep South in 50% black areas all my life and they're generally decent people.

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>ay dis white boi alight

hell isn't holy

You're not holy

we received a lot of attention during the world cup and olympics, felt good
with them it is always like this

Jesus is holy, not me

Seriously why wouldn't any normal country be jealous of United States?
Everyone knows and follows and culture almost as much as they do themselves. Center of attention on films, TV, politics. Every technologically good thing happens there. How does it feel like to be in such a place American bros?

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Come home, user.

CONSTANTLY

I absolutely LOVE everything about America. I UNDERSTAND everything about America. I am CONSTANTLY FANGIRLING about America.

Americans love British accents. You'd have fun here.

oh no I absolutely don't wanna go to America lol are you kidding me

That's too bad. Americans love Brits

I genuinely pity Murricans for being born Murrican and having to live in Murrica

dafuq am I gonna do lol go to DisneyLand?
AirBnB in Brooklyn?

like dafuq is there to physically do in America lol. See the nigger areas? Chinatowns? Suburbia?
Go to Grand Canyon for a picture?
Hahaha
"let's go to Hollywood to see some niggers!"

Hahhaha mate I just wanna watch all the bullshit while sipping tea

really depends though
i wish i was born a rich american
if poor, probably not

but then again, if you're rich it's usually tolerable anywhere on earth

For me, the only good thing about living in America is having material things. I can have a streetbike, a nice car, all that shit, but life isn't about that. That's why I'm gonna jet outta here

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I'd love to have their salaries but nothing else

That's whats so great about the US anybody can be rich, as long as you try

lol, cute...
people still think that the Murrican dream is real in 2019

Americans are living rent free in the mind of eurocunts.

this

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No, this would be childish

Don't post ever again you fucking retard.

>And their conservative values
this won't last much longer sadly

No thanks, I rather live in a small nation.

can't you attain what you think life is about there in the states?

Hell no

Culture is degenerate, your children have a 60% chance of being degenerate and the US might literally get nuked at some point

>Get a job that pays enough money
>literally live however you want
Fuckin neets, being bitter isn't going make anything better

Just because you made it doesn't mean everyone did, based on the internet I'd say many americans live in a bubble

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>the US might literally get nuked at some point
What does this matter? If the US gets nuked half the world is also going to get nuked

I’m middle class and it’s pretty sweet desu

Americans can use English

Middle class is like

Anybody can make it. That's why immigrants(not mexicans) do so well here, they understand what poverty is. The Jow Forums anons only know the easy life so they dont try to succeed

Even if your a literal retard you can make YouTube videos a out being retarded and get money from it.

I feel like this is tough to quantify, I consider myself working class even though I made 122k last year. Lots of stuff to factor in.

Depends where you live, 50k in most of California is literally poverty tier but in Iowa or some other state you would be able to live pretty comfortably

Sometimes

>we used to talk about general country stuff, where all countries would be discussed, now we get singled out in every way

I remember those days

Yes, sometimes but not when i have to go to the hospital

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>50k in most of California is literally poverty tier

How could you possibly come to that conclusion?

you can feel jealous of people, you can't feel jealous of a country, this is a mental trouble closely related to the fact that you guys roleplay as your nationality
it's like feeling jealous of a company or of a restaurant

Can an international student go there and get super reach? How open are Americans when it comes to giving high position jobs to non-Americans?

Sometimes I am a bit jealous of how easy it is to get a femdom mistress in America, yet getting regular escorts is hard as fuck compared to here so i guess it evens out

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Rich*

No.

Why do you give a shit about muh universal healthcare. Do you need kidney dialysis or something? Are you not a healthy young man?

not all are

it is where the standard of living is low

You pretty much can. Just go to New England and you'll never have to leave your state. America is as big or small as you want it to be.

I tell you what, I'm jealous of the me that lives in 2007

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every day