Interview in Russian

I really need some help Jow Forums:
I just landed an interview in my dream company.

The problem is I kind of lied on the application form that asked me if I know Russian. I only know English and some basic Spanish words.

The interview is tomorrow and all in Russian. What do I do?

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buy these mymanu.com/, cover them up somehow and tell them you had a stroke and can only understand russian but not speak it now

Urod blyat

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You fucked up, there is no way you'll be able to hold a conversation.

Eta pravda!
Russian is hard as fuck, specially for English speakers (Russian has 3 genders, even for me it's hard because my language only has 2 genders)
Meanwhile English has no genders, so OP is pretty much BUSTED

>tfw understand russian but forgot how to write or how to form a sentence but I can totally watch their TV and understand most of it

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You could try an buy time somehow and learn it, but you're not realistically going to learn russian in a week.

you're fucked

Portuguese and Spanish is 90% the same language and still people take several months to learn the other language.

Our fellow OP fucked up, the best thing he can do is to tell the truth.

just say
ya ne panimayu