Interview in Russian

I really need some help Jow Forums:
I just landed an interview in my dream company.

The problem is I kind of lied on the application form that asked me if I know Russian. I only know English and some basic Spanish words.

The interview is tomorrow and all in Russian. What do I do?

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buy these mymanu.com/, cover them up somehow and tell them you had a stroke and can only understand russian but not speak it now

Urod blyat

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You fucked up, there is no way you'll be able to hold a conversation.

Eta pravda!
Russian is hard as fuck, specially for English speakers (Russian has 3 genders, even for me it's hard because my language only has 2 genders)
Meanwhile English has no genders, so OP is pretty much BUSTED

>tfw understand russian but forgot how to write or how to form a sentence but I can totally watch their TV and understand most of it

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You could try an buy time somehow and learn it, but you're not realistically going to learn russian in a week.

you're fucked

Portuguese and Spanish is 90% the same language and still people take several months to learn the other language.

Our fellow OP fucked up, the best thing he can do is to tell the truth.

just say
ya ne panimayu

Just say you accepted another job offer and cancel it.

Or... A nu cheeki breeki iv damke

What level did you say you were? If you said fluent then call it off, if not they're probably assuming that you're exaggerating your skills anyway

All you have to do is say, "Sooka Balyat! Eto piz detz!" and you'll be fine.

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get someone who speaks russian to do the interview for you or get a live translator or smth

>ya debil amerikanski potom ya hochu pirivodchik pazhalusta
Its that easy user

good idea, find a russian speaker in your area and make him respond them while you move your mouth

>Urod blyat
this desu

OP kapetz

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Three words you can probably slide by with

Da

Yes

Net

No

Ya ne znayo

I dont know

Good luck op
Hopefully interviewer is hot rusky broad and you can nail her tobgetbthe job

This, op you fucked up.

by the way picrelated propaganda poster is Belorussian, not Russian