I really need some help Jow Forums: I just landed an interview in my dream company.
The problem is I kind of lied on the application form that asked me if I know Russian. I only know English and some basic Spanish words.
The interview is tomorrow and all in Russian. What do I do?
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August 20, 2018 - 12:49
buy these mymanu.com /, cover them up somehow and tell them you had a stroke and can only understand russian but not speak it now
August 20, 2018 - 12:51
Urod blyat
Learn basic and important words in Russian with Borisyoutube.com /user /NocturnoPlays
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August 20, 2018 - 12:54
You fucked up, there is no way you'll be able to hold a conversation.
August 20, 2018 - 13:00
Eta pravda! Russian is hard as fuck, specially for English speakers (Russian has 3 genders, even for me it's hard because my language only has 2 genders) Meanwhile English has no genders, so OP is pretty much BUSTED
August 20, 2018 - 13:02
>tfw understand russian but forgot how to write or how to form a sentence but I can totally watch their TV and understand most of it
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August 20, 2018 - 13:05
You could try an buy time somehow and learn it, but you're not realistically going to learn russian in a week.
August 20, 2018 - 13:13
Portuguese and Spanish is 90% the same language and still people take several months to learn the other language.
Our fellow OP fucked up, the best thing he can do is to tell the truth.
August 20, 2018 - 13:17
Just say you accepted another job offer and cancel it.
August 20, 2018 - 13:22
Or... A nu cheeki breeki iv damke
August 20, 2018 - 13:25
What level did you say you were? If you said fluent then call it off, if not they're probably assuming that you're exaggerating your skills anyway
August 20, 2018 - 13:28
All you have to do is say, "Sooka Balyat! Eto piz detz!" and you'll be fine.
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August 20, 2018 - 13:30
get someone who speaks russian to do the interview for you or get a live translator or smth
August 20, 2018 - 13:31
>ya debil amerikanski potom ya hochu pirivodchik pazhalusta Its that easy user
August 20, 2018 - 13:34
good idea, find a russian speaker in your area and make him respond them while you move your mouth
August 20, 2018 - 13:37
>Urod blyat this desu
OP kapetz
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August 20, 2018 - 13:52
Three words you can probably slide by with
Da
Yes
Net
No
Ya ne znayo
I dont know
Good luck op Hopefully interviewer is hot rusky broad and you can nail her tobgetbthe job
August 20, 2018 - 14:14
by the way picrelated propaganda poster is Belorussian, not Russian
August 20, 2018 - 16:48