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Seriously nigga? You know Chainlink is just a meme, right?
Benjamin Rodriguez
>Nah there is high chance they gonna get turkeyed The EU is failing, and the Central European Empire is rising. I wouldn't bet against these countries.
If they are mainly labeled in EUR, then they gonna do pic related, which is fundamentally a good move But if they are labeled in USD, they are genuinely gonna get turkeyed
I bought another $900 in calls at market open because I'm already down like $3000 and I just love throwing good money after bad, already way up
Gavin Sullivan
EU was promised economic growth if they let Mohammad in. V4 declined, and they're booming economically. Austria and Italy are noticing the difference and don't want to live in nation states where the races are at war with one another.
You might not see the connection between political stability and economic growth, but it is there. I swear that meme is how EPOL got it's name.
The trade desk? 4% jump end of week? I'll just say I would not have bought that option. It's already post ER, unless they have something big this Wednesday it's not happening.
Christopher Green
Big5Guy is one of the plague god pleased to inflict upon /smg/
Cashed out my TSLA short and went all in on puts. Judging by the way the stock price and put premium have acted, I bet a lot of people had the same idea.
lel, does anyone actually think this is happening? The company has racked up 1/4 of its market cap in civil liabilities and less than 1 bil cash on hand. No one is touching this flaming pile of horse shit.
Christopher Sullivan
Never underestimate a man who has reached spiritual enlightenment through copius amounts of lsd.
Anthony Evans
short term isn't about fundamentals, it's about breaking the accounts of retail plebs
Wyatt Brown
We’re on the way to two dollars, mark my words.
Hunter Perez
you probably weren't here back in 2016 when a whole bunch of tripfags got together and pooled their money into one stock and collectively lost like 50-80k
>Never underestimate a man who has reached spiritual enlightenment through copius amounts of lsd. no ALWAYS question that man hes almost ALWAYS full of shit
Musk is just trolling the entire world right now. TSLA will hit 420 and he will take it private. After that he will start dating kneepad. I fucking dare you to cap this.
Kayden Smith
the final redpill
musk is kneepad
Owen Fisher
THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN
Gavin Allen
if tsla hits 420 and goes private I will eat my own dick
Xavier Gray
LCI and /smg/ relationship in a nutshell.
/smg/ : Hey guys check out this book value its so cheap it cant go lower!
LCI: Ya we got this contract where they have to buy our pills so we just pump them out! And create value!!!! Thats why our book value is so high and our stock is so cheap!! =D =D
/smg/ : TAKE MY MONEY!
LCI: OKAY!
Next Day
LCI: Btw we lost dat dere contract but the good news is we still got dem pills so our book value is still high we might not be able to sell the pills tho but maybe we can just keep making them and Carl Icahn or Warren Buffet will buy them all they are pretty old=D =D =D
Dylan Howard
Anyone here CMI? Ex is tomorrow
Brandon Butler
Imo its begging to look like last week just with SPY @ 285 instead 284
Jonathan Mitchell
i think itll be the day and then we buy on close desu senpai im seeing pretty big sell orders for lunchtime on the QQQ
again, bulls are the ones screeching autistically about fairytales no basis in reality
the cunt is under investigation by the SEC m8 that class action will have a case (as retarded as the whole scenario is), and this will cost a TON of money TSLA doesnt have and that credit rating... OUCH
somewhere out there, a masonic order is working to make this happen just so they can watch you dismember yourself and ingest your manhood for their pleasure
I have no idea how I survived Tesla's insanity. Sold my 7 hedge puts from Friday at open when it was 290s somehow. It defied all expectations of 280ish then rallied straight to 300.
Michael Parker
>LCI: Btw we lost dat dere contract thats not even the new contract you dipshit. The JSP agreement has already been a thing for awhile.. the JSP agreement still goes to next year it's just not going to get renewed which doesn't matter because LCI already has other new agreements and new products.. this sell off is overkill on old news.
Brayden Carter
At this point I'm not gonna sell bc the only place it can go from here is up... R-right?
