Carpe diem, but first coffee!!

>Carpe diem, but first coffee!!

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Why are non-coffee drinkers so butthurt at us coffee Chads, bros?

>I love developing dependencies on a beverage!
>I love building a tolerance to have to consume greater quantities!
>I love being a slave to the caffeinated overlord!
>I love willfully dehydrating myself!
>I love not being able to function without my morning 5 cups of coffee!

>Why are non-coffee drinkers so butthurt at us coffee Chads, bros?

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Who are you quoting?

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Same for me, but with alcohol.

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>Why are non-coffee drinkers so butthurt at us coffee Chads, bros?

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Yikes and soypilled

Coffee literally does nothing for me, I just like the taste
I can drink it right before I go to bed and have zero problems sleeping or I can go 2 weeks without drinking it and not even realize it

>implying coffee is not merely caffeinated söy

>NOO STOP ENJOYING THINGS!!!!

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>Yes, we all drink tea. How did you know?

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Based and non-addiction pilled

This much cope

Coping with what? A strawman?

>coffee
>taste

Yeah, coffee most definitely has a taste, several of them in fact depending on factors like brewing method or roast level. You may want to have your taste buds checked.

>drinking coffee in a mate country

you are a literal trans

baste

coffee sure as hell has more taste than tea

Not a fan of mate to be honest. Still beyyerr than tea imo.

based

nothing is beyyerr than tea

coffee is

name me a single vegetable or fruit that doesnt have some anti-cancer or disease fighting properties youre no dumber than potheads who think marijuana is some miracle plant

meant youre just as dumb as potheads damn it

Why would I do that? Look for studies on fruits or vegetabels aassociated with a lower risk of mortality of all causes yourself if you're so triggered by coffee's health benefits.

vegetables*
associated*

how you dare

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Yes, I drink orange juice, how did you know?

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No need to show ME this, I'm not the one who has an issue with coffee and has to move the goalposts to other foodstuffs.

coffee is gay

How so?

Turkish coffee is the only thing of value that they have ever produced