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Christ isn't his surname you retards

Christ means savour. He only took that once people started believing

lads the gf brushed her finger over my bumhole twice last night while performing oral, what does she mean by this?

Toilstein worked me so hard that I slept as soon as I got home. Woke up at 2 in the morning. You're stuck with me limey.

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>quality street

west midlands best midlands

based hong kong

does being fingered feel nice?
my suspicions are no

vitaly has cringe taste in everything

Smoked myself into a stupor

Easing you into the idea of sticking a cheeky finger up the bum, before you know you're being pegged by a dragon dildo.

Klitschko?

that means she's gay m8

i do support socialism

*nicks all the purple ones and 3 green triangles and locks myself in the bathroom*

village is smaller and belongs a town i think

Will establish my own hamlet

she wanted to make sure you wipe properly

will establish my own harem

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Will establish my own sultanate

making my money and getting out cos the hood dont love nobody

Yeah the Sultanate of Bum

will establish me own ham
mmm ham

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>I'm drinking tonight when I'm on the coast
>I'm not drinking at home anymore
SeasideMARK turning it around for good now

will establish my own tower hamlets

It's a watch Ronnie O'Sullivan highlights on youtube all morning kind of Saturday morning.

i don't have friends

Hope the lad doesn't catch any cooties

My inner monologue has developed a west Midlands accent after browsing /brit/ too long

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Catching a coolie

people didn't have surnames back in olden times.

they had first names and after that were just called by what they were like if you were a butcher you'd be called steve butcher

only aristocrats did surnames that weren't jobs since they didn't have jobs. but they liked to emphasise the importance of their family. they also had time to take part in ceremony and learned to read and write so could record things like baptism.

jesus was from a poor family so his mum was just mary and his dad was joe carpenter . He was the first member of the carpenters

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Fuck the brits, up the ra

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drank too much scotch

Why are Rednecks and British so similar?

stay safe x

when the frenchman sees this he's gonna FLIP

Fuck the Brits, up the arse

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In terms of similarities, all three forms of local government include an administrator who is either elected or appointed and is responsible for managing the day-to-day operations of the municipality. This is most often a mayor, manager, president, or board chair. In addition, all three types are considered general-purpose governments, meaning they provide general government services in a defined area, though what services are offered vary.

Population size and rural or urban location are the predominant characteristics for whether a municipality is classified as a town, village, or city. Also, while towns, villages, and cities all administer various public services, the extent of service provision typically is lower in towns. These services include things such as organizing local elections, maintaining roads, and collecting taxes.

Beyond that, two distinctions between the three units of government relate to police power and home rule. In general, cities and villages are authorized and subject to both while towns are not.

Police power refers to a municipality’s authority to take action – in the form of creating and enforcing laws and regulations – to ensure the safety, health, and well being of the community. Police power is significant in that it comes into play when managing a balance between individual rights and the collective public welfare. So, for example, zoning codes and ordinances are created to prevent conflicting land uses that can have a detrimental effect on community quality of life. As such, zoning can prevent an industrial site from being located adjacent to a school or residential area. These regulations effectively constrain what individual property owners can and cannot do on the land they own.

Home rule is authority granted by the state that allows municipalities to have some autonomy in the form of self-government.

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Measured my willy.
6 and a half inches fully erect.
3 inches flaccid

Baffling post.

What I've always wondered is why are Russian bydlio so similar to British chavs?

Jose Ramon don't play

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shut up culo

waheyyyyy guess whos single and back on the market? yep that’d be me

What's the difference between Jamaica and Britain? Both are islands, both speak English, both have a los of Blacks.

The lads and I are gonna be hanging out. We'll have a bonfire, drinks and smokes. You free?

my boobs hurt

vitaly's the one that couldn't get his willy hard while getting sucked isn't he

it's a buyers market though and the buyers are women so

what a mad lass

only if theres fanny about

need a fat puss slag gf

Jamaica is sunnier
Pretty much it.

Lads night out sorry to say

>jamaicans
>speaking english
i don't know what those nogs speak but its not english

Based

lets just say im known for manipulating the market

post 'em m'lady

absolutely pissed myself when i saw this for the first time

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I am a citizen of the world

Is it true that the British eat duck meat?

im a bloke

Might watch some early seasons of Futurama tonight

Fuck liverpool

is that real

My willy looks quite big at 6 and a half inches. Im only 5'9 and im quite slender. Its quite aesthetic when its fully ready.

just the fannies

going to save you the time and tell you they're dogshit

Would if I could

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>I am a citizen of the world

You are Amerifat.

Home rule is authority granted by the state that allows municipalities to have some autonomy in the form of self-government. This includes the ability to regulate certain local affairs without the threat of pre-emption by state law. However, if an issue can be considered to surpass municipal boundaries and is classified as a statewide concern, the Legislature has the ultimate authority and can regulate the matter through state laws.

In Wisconsin, towns offer the most direct form of democracy, as decisions are made by annual or special town meetings (as opposed to the town board), including the establishment of tax rates. In villages and cities, elected officials are tasked with making these decisions on behalf of their constituents.

Finally, it is important to note that there is some room for hybrid units of local government in Wisconsin. For example, towns have the option of adopting village powers, which enables them to establish a plan commission, create a comprehensive plan, subdivide land, and so forth. Assuming village powers is done through the adoption of a resolution, which can be decided in a special or annual town meeting. This resolution can subsequently be rescinded in the same manner. The Town of Somers is a perfect example of this, as it already had a plan commission in place – evidence that they had adopted village powers prior to last week’s decision to incorporate – the very scenario that led to the water cooler discussion here at the Forum.

In summary, there are distinct differences and trade-offs between town, village, and city governments. On the one hand, towns offer a much more direct form of democracy for their residents. On the other hand, villages and cities have more autonomy in terms of forming the structure of their local government. The local context is important in understanding how decisions are made, by whom, and the scope of authority within which the municipality operates.

post 'em m'lord

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Fair enough
Guess I'll just watch porn then

>fannies

What?

>Love Live
>Liverpool
Holy shit taste Batman!

youtu.be/95Gm3r4Gsfo
choon

bit partial to peking duck, me
got some from chinatown when i was over there last week
recently found out peking is just the old romanisation for beijing too
mad

Would love to fuck me a peng scouse lass

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I bought hell let loose on steam and it is absolutely shit, promptly asked for a refund

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based

Chris Bonnington and Doug Scott are too based

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how do you know when sausages are cooked? mummy has thrown out the instructions

Mental how women carry around satchels with all their carry goods instead of using pockets

what

little bit of charcoal on them personally

hello post scriptum defence force

They wont be pink on the inside, they will be brownish.

Should be dark brown on the outside. You can cut them open and check if they're still pink on the inside if you're really worried.