Romance gang assemble

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Cope

Usiamo lingue latine al posto di quelle germaniche

Part of us is romance too

A Castilian man goes into a Catalan bar and asks for a coffee. The waiter gives him the coffee and says in Catalan: "That will be one euro."
The Castilian takes out his wallet and puts 0.95€ on the table.
The waiter says in Catalan: "five cents are missing"
The Castilian ignores him and sips his coffee.
The waiter insists in Catalan again: "I'm sorry? I told you there are five cents missing, sir"
The Castilian sips his coffee like nothing happened.
The waiter says again in Catalan: "sir, you're hearing me perfectly, you only gave me 95 cents although the coffee costs 1 euro"
The Castilian is only paying attention to his coffee.
Desperate, the waiter switches to Spanish and yells nervously: "sir, you're ignoring me on purpose, you didn't pay full price for your coffee! I'm trying to run a business here so please stop with this charade and acknowledge that you owe me five cents!"
The Castilian slowly reaches for five cents in his wallet and says:
"You know, you Catalan piece of shit... I knew that for five miserable cents... you'd speak Spanish."

Dacă-mi vorbesc limba nu prea cred c-o să mă puteți înțelege.

Bacia me nel culo.

C’est fini.

Romanians are lovely everywhere

I disagree Florin

France > Italy > Spain >>> Portugal >>>>>>>>>> Romania.

cum merge treaba, Radule? cat iei pe portofel?

My sister lives in Belgium with a Romanian guy.
He's a nice guy.

Posso capire un poco la tua lingua

I'm Italian

Non ti credo.

Parties over kids.

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Podemos todos concordar que o francês é um idioma gay?

Even Germanic speakers seem to agree with Romance speakers on this.

Qu'est-ce qu'il a le singe ? Il veut mon poing dans sa gueule ?

I francesi sono tutti omosessuali

I really like the way Romanian sounds, also it's a beautiful country.
Should I learn Romanian?

Is this monarchist gang

>buying anglo-saxon propaganda
You're weak.

>Anglo trying to learn Romanian
You'll give up in a couple of days

Génial, très bonne idée.
Par contre je ne comprends rien au roumain.

>Shortest and hairiest
I guess that makes sense.

Test

Ești de pulimea lumii că ai plecat da’ mai stai la taifas pe 4cianură.

Is this a 3rd world thread?

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IIRC, it's much more easier for a French person to learn Romanian since it borrows a lot from them.

Try me. I even have Romanian neighbours to practise with.
Only issue is i'm a fag so I might get beaten up if I go anywhere outside of Bucharest, but I have no reason to act gay in public either so maybe not.

Eu sou um ayy lmao mas eu falo portugues e espanhol. Posso entrar?

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Salut, sunt fată(băiat) și mă cheamă Ioana. Vrei să ne întâlnim?

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Você é uma garota (um menino)?

Honhonhon soupe d'grenouille un délice

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Eu sou uma virgem garota alien.
Não me faça dizer isso, eu estou ficando vermelha!

I romeni sono umili e gentili, e sono gran lavoratori. I don't care you don't believe it, but I'm being honest. Not all of the Italians are racists

ia.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interlingua

Nos debe parlar Interlingua e non *ngles

Can we join?

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Si, tu pote te unir

>non siamo razzisti
Direi lo stesso se vivo in Europa occidentale, ma "verba volant".

Please stay as far away from my country as you can.

Tu as le poutine?

>parlar anglese
STOPPA

Ori îi bozgor pe vpn ori român de diasporă care vrea să se scuipe pe noi. Cei din occident sunt habarniști și mai sunt și cu scârbă de a se implica cu oricine în afară din zona lor geografică.

Believe me I won't ever vote for that green fascist shit. Romanians and other immigrates come here doing the jobs we don't want to do, and enrich the country. No point economically in being racist

io no comprehende

Ave heroum populus!

>the jobs we don't want to do
>and we love them for it too
Sure.

Si eres estúpido, no es mi problema. Dame a tu hermana que tengo de dinero.

Celts and Latins are natural allies.

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silence kr*utoid

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Sure. I am studying at the university, I wouldn't want to be a building worker or an old lady's ass cleaner. People here complain they steal our jobs, but that's not really my job

Greece and Rome are the greatest civilizations ever made by human beings, but also an honorary mention to reneissance era mediterraneans for reviving the glory of the ancients.

Henlo antibrexist

>I wouldn't want to be a building worker or an old lady's ass cleaner
>I am studying at the university

I got bad news for you

Je n'ai pas compris ce que vous me demandiez.

Its alright lad he's a disgrace to celtic unionists and himself he's a rare species.

>I wouldn't want to be a building worker or an old lady's ass
>that's not really my job
No it’s that of eastern euros because you have antinazi laws that forbid you to put shackles on niggers and muslims but it’s more feasible to spit on poorer european.

Și mie era frică să fac dragoste cu băieți, dar m-am obișnuit.

italians hate africans much more than eastern euros

>haha! Nice one, brother! you tell 'em!

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no better than niggers

Yeah I know.
I know, there's people with an engineering degree while doing shitty jobs. I agree laws here suck about that, and that's exactly why Italians complaining about eastern Europeans stealing our jobs, while they do such things in order to do something (and not actually steal our engineering positions or stuff) are just retards. And mind of course I don't love Romanians because of the do the bad jobs for me; I just think they're nice and gentle people, I rarely see a Romanian complaining about anything of this
It's just the last fashion, Italians ten years ago used to hate Albanians, they are now integrated and everybody's forgot that for worrying about Africans.

And Germans love everybody equally except when they don’t. You will have a rude awakening unless nepotism can keep you safe.

Did your dad really have a daughter ?

Legea este o barieră. Câinii mari sar peste. Câinii mici se strecură sub. În fața lui numai boii se opresc.
Să-ți fuți mă-ta-n cur de până te-n-crâncenești ratatule.

fucking based Castille master race

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not him but yeah i hear they are and have buyed lots of lands there and are leasing it off to poor romanians to work them. feudalism 2.0

heard. which is not new and is fine if you go abroad and work for someone else, but in Romania? the land should be owned by romanians and so should the products. and this is just one example

Why are we so based romance bros? Should we also count Belgium, Switzerland and Moldova in or are they too impure?

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Didn't know some Romance minority languages survived in Greece.

Only the Swiss that speak Romansh should be allowed their French speakers are mostly pr*testant

How well can you guys understand Catalan?

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That's fucking vile, long live the EU btw

Uma delicia

Ehhh
I can speak a bit of Spanish, Catalan is different. I'm pretty sure a Spanish has not such troubles though

the EU is corrupt and a leftist shithole

>tf
>tp

Forgot andorra

>Celts
>allies
Celtic peoples have always been so factionalist that we can't even get along with one another, let alone some outsiders.

fairly easily, it's very similar to some Italian dialects

Post poetry in your language

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>Moldova
This is what their """Romance""" sounds like
youtube.com/watch?v=0eexyzABSj8

>This is what their """Romance""" sounds like
has science gone too far?

Rude. By the way when will Catalonia become independent?

Blame the Russians. I know some Moldovans and they all sound like drunkard Slavs struggling to speak Romanian.

WTF is this. Its like 50% romanian and 50% russian slang. Desgusting

>Scots? Yes, that is a Romance language

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