I honestly want to know

i honestly want to know.

how in the ever living fuck did this become a "overnight smash hit"? not a single soul I know of expressed even an ounce of interest in seeing this. I work in a restaurant and the only movie anyone has even expressed the slightest offering of a damn was for Mission Impossible. But Crazy Rich Asains... 92% on rottentomatoes with critics and audience literally splurging over every minute of whatever the fuck this is.

Is this the moment hollywood has finally snapped off from appeasing cultural demographics? What the fuck is going on? This movie is just too fucking weird. The trailer makes Gigli look like Casablanca. Watch it, I dare you youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ-YX-5bAs0 Let's just put this into perspective. Even if you're a billionaire, this movie still doesn't apply to you. It's above you. It's made for the mega-fucking-ultra-rich, the lifestyle a total of maybe a hundred people get to experience in this lifetime. Even furthering the cultural fucking irony of headlines praising the glorious success of an "all-asian cast" and oh-so-wonderful tale of woe and how hard it was to get this thing to be made, while the United States president literally goes on daily tirades of racism bouts

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WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK. What am I missing? Why in fucking hell are THOSE the points being glorified in headlines? Not the plot? Not the fucking title? Not even the cast themselves?? Just...... Even the reddit comments are 40-year old men saying "hehe my wife and I really loved this movie, I didn't think I'd like it because I love sci-fi films and naked breasts but for a rom-com, it's totally different and quite the hoot, take your kids!"

SEDjghizer9iough I truthfully don't fucking buy it. It's WAY too fucking suspicious. The trailer, the title, the media surrounding it, what the literal fuck is going on behind the scenes here? What objective is being pushed through this film? I can't be the only one who is watching this new manipulative pop-culture whirlwind unfold

chinks cashing out

asian guy steal your oneitis user?

Azn actress gf was talking about it for a while. Asians went to see it. That’s all desu.

You sound salty about people richer than you

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Did you mean to post this on here?

Anyway looks stupid as fuck. I hate when Americans make Asians in Asia call themselves 'asians' instead of fucking Chinese, which is what anyone in Singapore would call themselves.

>while the United States president literally goes on daily tirades of racism bouts
This proves OP is in some form of schizophrenic-paranoid delusion

Yes because I'm genuinely curious about the business decisions behind it. There is something amok. It seems really suspicious

okay not daily, that was a bit of an exaggeration, but... i would say one of his themes has reignited racial slurs/discussions across the country

Oh really simple: if you've every browsed Jow Forumsasianmascultinity (easily the most hilarious hate subreddit), you'd know that libtards have been pushing HARD for more Asian representation in hollywood.

Now, look at the recent success of "Black Panther" , "Get out", and "Moonlight'. both were downright mediocre if not obnoxious films, yet they received universal acclaim. Critics literally gave these films better reviews than movies like "Shawshank Redeption' and "citizen kane'.

Anyone that dares criticize an all minority film is going to be ejected from the cult of liberalism for bullying minorities, so they get rubberstamped approval and problably an Oscar because the industry is too cowardly to hold minorities to the same standard as whites.

Most people will never experience the wolf of wall street style of life EVER in the entire existence but that doesn't stop people from watching and enjoying. I think you are looking too deep into something that is suppose to be an escape from reality and give you a pier into a world where very few roam.

We've seen all white cast movies be hits, all black cast movies be hits, all native american cast be huge hits, so i wouldn't expect anything different with an all Asian cast.

Here's the reason why, dipshit.

The Chinese are taking over. They're investing high amounts of money into America to get even richer. There's a shit ton of them here, and they see a new market; their own people.

So they've started financing American movies with the point being that they'll eventually have their own studio on par with Warner Brothers, Paramount, etc.

And they're winning.

But go ahead and watch Mission Impossible. Oh, but it's financed by Alibaba Productions. Enjoy that popping up right at the start of the credits.

Isn't this how they conquered all the people around them in ancient times? By being better at civilisation, not warfare?

Chink Jew hybrids are gonna rule the world one. Zuckerberg’s kids will be the most terrifying thing you can imagine

Maybe people are tired of capeshit and the same old formula of romcoms.

The chinese are working at gene engineering as we speak. The new chink overlords don't need jewish blood.

I'm positive the Chinese are getting involved like crazy in the movie industry in Hollywood. Everything makes sense after that. Eventually all movies from big studios in America will only make things that appeal to the Chinese market and nothing else. You can already see the beginning stages of it in what comes out today and the past few years. When you're looking for the signs you can see it everywhere.

You thought the asian hustle was restricted to crypto? Oh no, you really don’t know how bad it is do you?

Are they mentally crazy or so rich its crazy?

A lot of people found it entertaining, you didn’t. The end.

It's about a schizophrenic man named Rich surrounded by asians

getting involved? user the international market has dwarfed the domestic market in hollywood for nearly 20 years

Fun fact this movie was financed from the profits of deep brain chain

the movie is literally cinderalla except for nonwhites and youre wondering why its popular.

this is why you wont make it

Its the "Black Panther" of the Asian community. Honestly.....every asian and any white chick who likes Romantic comedies went. If you Asian and dont go, you will do "Asian" movies in the US a disservice.

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Oh neat, I love RLM.

What movie is the Black Panther and Crazy Rich Asians for white people?

>Not being a crazy rich Asian
Enjoy being poor and unable to appreciate the modern day Gone With The Wind

>50 shades of yellow

the avengers 3 and the latest disney live action remake

>some chink version of wolf of wall street
Kek they even copy our movies

hotel transylvania 3: summer vacation

Couldn’t even bother to read the plot on wiki?

tfw asian. tfw society has been propping up blacks to not "seem racist" for years but now it is finally the asian's time.

If only this could have started 5 years ago when I first got into highschool. Oh well. This is good enough I guess. Seriously though, if there's one race that gets treated worse than others in 'murica its SEAsians. Literally get treated like we are nothing. Like its just a given that we are "below" other races. The amount of backhand "casual" racist comments that asian's get is ridiculous and if you ever said the same kind of things about a black person you would be in a world of shit.

I'm asian and enjoy watching film and I already knew this movie was garbage along with paid or diversity biased reviews. The director directed a justin bieber movie and never directed anything good.

being poor and asian is worse than being poor and black in the US. this has always been known. just because youre 20 and new to the world does not mean everyone else is

My big fat Greek wedding: Asian edition

That's all it is man.

Cheers to Asians too. All work and no credit.

Haven't really watched this movie but who gives a shit ? Let asians have a movie to feel good about themselves. Are you that white guy trying to bring down asians because of your insecurities?

Chink-Jews will be the first to get genetic engineering brainlet.

> Billions of asians in the world
> Wondering how out of thosebillions of asians, a good portion might actually like a hollywood movie that for once isn't about white or black people

I'm not asian but i'm not surprised

This. Although this topic belongs on /tv/

This. Im asian and this shit is embarassing garbage

Better luck tomorrow was the last asian kino

birth of a nation

All of Hong Kong cinema is the true Asian kino

I guess the Koreans can make good film occasionally too

This the "Black Panther" movie for asian people in terms of morale.

absolutely garbage movie only loved by room temp iq racists who read an incorrect blurb about the film and went into it with an idea of what they want to see instead of actually watching it

>STUDIO MARKETS FILM TO UNTAPPED ~60M MARKET IN THE U.S.
>FILM DOES WELL

OP invested in bitconnect

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You're thinking of the new one about Nat Turner. That user is talking about the D. W. Griffith one.

people have been complaining about asians being underrepresented in hollywood for a while. that's what this is.

The big push for multiculturalism isn't because Jews hate whites as much as they are scared that without us all together we can't beat the chinks. Of course some of them definitely hate whites and some like zuckerburger don't give a shit that's what it's really about and that's why plenty of Jews support Trump (seriously Jews love Trump more than they hate him)

no.

DESU, crackers always tear each other down just like niggers. Asians are the Master Race and support one another. I've gotten eye surgery to make my eyes smaller so I can succeed easier in life

>The big push for multiculturalism isn't because Jews hate whites as much as they are scared that without us all together we can't beat the chinks.
Which is why they're filling our countries with said chinks and brainwashing our women not to reproduce

> (seriously Jews love Trump more than they hate him)
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KEK

You can't compare, a movie for whites in a majority white country would be weird, how would that even work? But maybe in another country a movie made for whites? Wonder if that's ever been made.

>(((Hollywood))) using the racial issues as a marketing ploy

Gee I wonder why this causes controversy and thus gets a lot of hype. It's not like we have seen this on black panther before.

With that said though there have been movies for different ethnicities: Irish, Italian Greek, etc.

>being this chinked

Welcome to neo-China, user. It's the future and it's already here.

Is 50% of the cast female? I will legit pay to watch two hours of cutie pie Asian women doing things.

God, I wish, but those trips give me hope.

I live in NYC and there still aren't as many asian chicks as I wish there were.

China seems like it has the cutest but Chinese government doesn't seem appealing.

Bump

Need more movies with 50% of the cast being Asian ladies

lol please. Race relations plummeted during the obama presidency. Trump is just inheriting the tail end of that. His message has consistently been one of unity.

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good posts

Underrated

Im tired of the white man hero meme. That shits gotta go. It destroys people. In movies the white man is always the know it all guy, always becoming culturally appropriate without actually assimilating, and comes out unscathed like a mary sue. In reality americans die more by friendly fire and ieds, a couple of afghan kids could take out a platoon of white bread soldiers because those idiots had been chewing down the usa always wins meme since birth.
Shit isnt so black and white in real life.
We need more minorities taking on roles of normalcy rather than the token placement.

but get out was actually good lmao

here's your explanation op

all major film companies and theater chains have been bought out by the chinese communist party. this is based off of a korean's book but is pimped by the chinese.

the korean and chinese have a long history of incestuous relations.

the korean vassal king initiated the invasion of japan with the help of kublai khan, which started the animosity between japan & china/korea, leading inexorably to the wars later on.

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Your yellow fever caused this

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>2010s movie about asians acting like 2000s white people
>2010s black movie about blacks acting like 2000s white people
>no one realizing everyone is just slowly becoming a generic white liberal from like 2008 daily show era

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>please whitey let me live in your nice country i swear I'll be grateful
>fuck whitey he's no hero, it's my time now, go to hell you rayciss
Snakes

Are you fucking serious? That movie was a complete pile of shit

Without blacks, america would be a failed colony.

I kind of don't mind a little more representation for Asians in our country. They are literally model immigrants
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asians use mediamix to shit out a bunch of products off one ip
>kpop
>anime
asians create really cancerous things

I don't want "token minorities" in my movies. I'm tired of seeing non-Whites in my movies, period. Unless the characters are going to asia, I shouldn't have to see any nips, gooks, chinks or zipperheads or going to Africa I shouldn't see niggers, kaffirs or floppies.