American female soldier go back to usa after war in iraq, she is pregnant, husband ask "iraqis did this?!...

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I'll bet this /b/ tier thread will be up for hours, while anything making fun of a certain manlet will get instantly deleted

A Russian, an English man and an Albino Icelander are on a plane.
Russian sticks his arm out the window and says, yes we are in Russia now.
Others ask him how did he know?
Russian says he touched the top of the Kremlin
A little while later the Englishman sticks his arm out the window and says, yes we are in England now.
Others ask him how did he know?
Englishman says he touched the top of Big Ben
A little while later the Albino Icelander sticks his arm out the window and says, yes we are in America now
Others ask him how did he know?
Albino Icelander says someone shouted that they're whiter than me.

>American wanted to eat in a middle eastern restaurant
>He broke the chair
>They sent him off to the women section

and that's a good thing

...

>tell an american to go to the first floor
>he doesn't use the stairs
LOL

KEK

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WHEW

Don't talk shit about the very people keeping your country alive, you disgusting spiteful rat.
Out of all the people to make fun of yank cunts, it is certainly not desert Poles claiming to be native to west Asia on account of having a persecution complex and a mutilated cock. Stay quiet in the corner like the cockroach you are.

Someone stop this lad

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>Don't talk shit about the very people keeping your country alive, you disgusting spiteful rat.
>Out of all the people to make fun of yank cunts, it is certainly not desert Poles claiming to be native to west Asia on account of having a persecution complex and a mutilated cock. Stay quiet in the corner like the cockroach you are.

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It's totally okay for a master to joke with his slaves.

If Israel is the master and America is the slaves, what's Saudi Arabia?

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the dog

Lol

Redpilled

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t. Muhammad

Holy god damn based

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Harsh but based

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imagine seething this much every time you see an Israeli flag

Now shoo shoo back to Iraq

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absolutely based

americans on life support

how did you know he's iraqi diaspora kek?

kek

based

first post, bes post

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There's 3 of them in Straya posting here, and at least one is permabutthurt about us

be careful one is a twink k*Rd that lives with his mom

wait, but this time you actually are muhammad

Actually my name is jafar and i am very pale skinned, you see i am from levantine which are basically the whitest branch of arabs, and arabs are

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They're always on life support because they're so fat LOL

>Actually my name is jafar
Lmao don't you have a Genie to find.

wtf why did my post get cut in half....

arabs are already pretty white so i'm very pale skinned with euro facial features.

hi redit

But Jordan has no sea access, so can we really call you white like the Lebanese?

Based real best ally.

Hi mutt.

we have access to red sea, aqaba port, and also access to med sea through suez canal, we are whiter than italians and greeks and spanish.
i have your mother, she is all i wish for.

>arabs are already pretty white

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seetheing almanci, go home mustafa.

bunaithe agus deargpiollaithe

>white doctor living and working in african village
>village chief comes bursting into the white man's hut, accusing him of seeding his daughter
>white doctor is perplexed
>chief shows him his daughter's newborn
>paleskin.jpg
>doctor explains that it's a genetic anomaly and the baby is albino
>chief can't wrap his head around the idea
>to exemplify his point, the doctor points over to a pen full of white sheep, then draws the chief's attention to a black sheep in the group
>chief says he won't make a big thing of the baby if the doctor agrees not to tell anyone about the black sheep

didnt know the welsh were black

>female soldier
what the heck
im so damn confused right now

The American military has lots of female whores now.

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seething amerim*tts

Never been to Iraq or anywhere abroad for that matter but maybe one day I will and by that time your country probably won't exist.

I'm not, I just hate hypocrites.

Keep crying