Do you retards actually drink this shit?

The blue absolute zero is better than all of those. Truth.

just drink tea if you need energy
or get more sleep at night

It's called ultra blue you fucking retarded dumbass haha everyone laugh at this idiot

I prefer rockstar original flavor

But that would actually be smart and healthy.
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water and beer here. and the occasional milk.

BANG energy drinks my dude, they’re at most 7-11’s

>orange flavored gatorade

absolutely disgusting, you should be ashamed of yourself

orange favoured gatorade is the best you Butt face turd munched

Wrong, the original light blue frost flavor is GOAT. Mix 50/50 with some mineral water or soda water and you have a true patrician sip

Yup
*sips*

i drink yerba mates

I drink Yerba mate, rooibos tea, random herbal teas, green tea, black coffee

that gatorade mixed with the cheapest canadian blended whisky you can find is GOAT

>paying to rot your teeth
Wtf

Yellow is best by far, I’ve yet to find a drink more refreshing than yellow Gatorade or those aloe drinks. Lemonade mixed with tea is close

RUNA clean energy is the patrician choice

No. I only drink sparkling water.

>I felt like I was coming down from a 72 hour speed bender
It's got basically nothing in it you weak ass

The Costco in Guelph is cancer. I don't think there's a time of day it isn't packed. Good apple turnovers there though. For some reason the burgerland Costcos have to put dairy in everything.

Their loose leaf guayusa tea is the fuckin bomb

Its gud for blood in yur piss to fren not just puking

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No, but I'll occasionally have a Red Bull. All Monsters I've had (admittedly not very much) tasted like crap, but just regular Red Bull tastes and smells great. I wish they made a non-energy version, because I like the taste so much lol

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that doesn't sound half bad, fren

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energy drinks destroy your gut microflora, literally making you a malnourished autist

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Sometimes. I mostly drink coffee and take 200mg modafinil though.

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i drink it. i need to keep a positive attitude not only for myself but for all my coworkers so we can satisfy our customers

How has nobody figured out that it's base is literally fished out of canneries' local sewers.

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Taste good though. Sminem drinks it.

I am a 32 year old man who unironically enjoys the Monster White Dragon tea.

It’s healthy, low calorie, low sugar, high caffeine and tastes great. That’s Monster™ White Dragon Tea©, available at Monster™ locations worldwide.

Water, black coffee, and beer here. The occasional scotch on the rocks.

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these vomitting memes are okay but you need to work on it to counter the marketing genius
youtube.com/watch?v=i9r_nMzdTu4

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thats what my mom does when i drink monster
you gotta be more original than my mom user

The final goal is to have the monster logo and product name induce feelings of nausea an the though of drinking it a feeling of rising vomitus.

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idk does it help with the gore on cigarette packs in germany

SSSIIIIIIPPPP GANNNNNGGG

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I'll drink that big one in the middle.

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This is the best and only monster I'll drink now. The rest of them are trash. If you disagree you're a faggot that hasn't tried it.

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