American niggas be like "No water, soda please. I don't like the taste of water"

American niggas be like "No water, soda please. I don't like the taste of water"

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But soda is a type of water.

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Water doesn't have any "taste". Soda is a superior beverage to have when eating a meal. Like who the fucks eats their burgers with water wtf lmao.

>Why yes I do call sugary carbonated drinks pop, how could you tell?

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northern fag detected

BASED AND POPPILLED

>the first meal he can think of are burgers

>Like who the fucks eats their burgers with water wtf lmao.
anyone not obese

>imagine being so fat you look at computers and see food

this just CAN'T be real

t. fattie

people who dont like the taste of water interest me. wtf is up with that? like, what if someone was disgusted and couldnt handle of "taste" of saliva? would they go mad? would they always need to be chewing gum or sucking on a hard candy? damn

Honourary leaf.

>t. fattie

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canadians call it pop? as a midwesterner i think that is based. based canada

>i-if you're not obese you must be a skeleton
cope
we're normal unlike you

my fellow pop drinker
t. Washington

>we're normal unlike you

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>all 3 are american
kek

Me, you fat fuck

The blond one is actually Israeli.

same thing

>Imagine being at computers so fat you look and see food

what blond one? there's no blonds there

why are americans so disgusting

Literally the only two beverages I consume are milk and water

based

Water isn't a beverage.

Swedish niggas be like "got any BBC?"

Shitposting aside, except for the south everyone just gets water or beer in restaurants

Oh no no nononono....

...

based. coke or GTFO

like poetry - it rimes

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Fuck you soda freaks, enjoy melting your insides

>Fuck you soda freaks, enjoy melting your insides

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Blanda Upp boi

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>based. coke or GTFO

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>local American literally cannot stop thinking about interracial cuckold pornography
OH NO NONNONO PLEASE

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Water that we drink does have a taste from the natural minerals that stick to it, pure tasteless H2O is toxic to the body

I drink water with my meal ._.)

>pure tasteless H2O is toxic to the body

>he failed elementary level chemistry
it drains your cells of electrolytes by osmosis

Your country consumes more coke than water, that image is more suited for yourself

Prep the bull Sven

Why is he crying

He watched the newest Star Wars trailer.

>P-prep the bull Sven

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Considering the fact where I live has literal fucking lead in the water, I’d rather take soda over literal poison

wtf, do you live in the literal third world?

Considering my state is basically third world, I would say yeah, probably

It’s called soda, you cock gobbler.

No it doesn't, and you have to drink a ton of water for it to be dangerous

cope

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(You)s so easy. YuroPEONS are so fucking stupid lmao

Soda is like the wine of fast food. It pairs well with the food and certain sodas are better.

That being said I drink more than 2L of water every day at work and more when i get back (unless I'm /sip/)

For me it's water and coffee

boi

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>Like who the fucks eats their burgers with water
Unironically this.

>What kind of Coke would you want sir?

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But Europoors on /ck/ told me that ordering water was an American stereotype in Yurop because we're too cultureless to order local booze for every meal

American Colonies are fucking retarded, this Empire needs new ones
>Imagine being subordinate to the United States technologically yet still hate them

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AMERICA 100

i've never been to a mcdonalds or a walmart in my whole life

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I mean, soda is definitely unhealthy but sometimes you gotta have some to make yourself burp after eating a huge ass meal.

I don't drink much soda because it isn't very good for you.

It's actual poison

I've never had anything but water in my entire life

>going your entire life without milk
a very sad existence

no, they be like "carbonated water please, I don't like the taste of regular water".

but seriously, why do americans do it? made me get one accidentally in the US and immediately regret it due to the taste

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