Incel virgin here

Incel virgin here

Should I just buy a suit and get it tailored then hire a professional photographer to take pics for bumble/tinder?

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A silk suit no less.

Or should I go for the bad boy look with a leather jacket

dress like a greaser. women love it because it oozes masculinity

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nope. just cat fish women with male model pics and get them to go out to sketchy places to "meet you"

nah dude just buy some basic clothes and take 100 pictures of yourself from all sorts of angles
keep the best couple
that's what women do

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Reminds me I need to get my endorsement

Just got laid today by a chick I met today as well

Zoom in brother, zoom on

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no

here's what you do fag

lift for like 6 months. diet down to like 170 at 10%bf. Get a HY cut and wear skinny jeans.

get a couple shirts (t shirts lol) fitted (yes at a tailor rofl) to show off your sick V taper

fix your posture

learn to take pics with downlighting

reduce your tinder bio to some dumb cheeky line like "take me to flavortown bitch"

super like bitches to increase visibility. come up with decent one liners that tread the fine line between cheesy and overtly sexual

and that's pretty much it

women don't care about rich virgins unless they're soulless cunts looking for someone to take advantage of. suits aren't gonna get you laid if you're a weirdo and visibly a virgin. just be fucking normal lol. unless you're a facelet, then maybe start looking for a gold digger

ur a fag I'd beat u up and steal ur tinder bitch

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This is not business or finance related.
Please leave.

The clothes by themselves don't matter. If you don't have a few different pictures of you with a group of friends(has to be different friends in each photo), pictures of you doing some normie physical activity outdoors, picture of you at the beach, then finally one of you with a pet so you can get those "I only swiped right for your dog roasties" then you're wasting your time.

I don’t have friends

No, you’ll look stupid and you’ll have wasted some money.

This can work. Use model pics and tell them you are really into bdsm, segway into it with 50 shades in your profile. Then tell them you want to meet but want the first time to be something really special so say you want to meet them at night or in a hotel, keep it really dark and say you want to tie them up then afterwards you two can turn the lights on and relax. But then afterwards have something important come up and leave. Works everytime. They dont even know they just got fugged by an ugly guy.

>skinny jeans
gay

Buy friends instead of a suit or pose with random people in public places. The girls you fuck will have to just be one night stands or else they'll ask about your friends and want to meet them.

Why do roastie give a shit ?

BRAND AWARENESS

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People hire professionals for tinder, so yeah you could do that. A suit makes you look like a low IQ try-hard though.

Their biggest motivator is status. That's the endgame for them. If there is a guy who has a lot of friends she will want to be with him and get into that side of his life so she can see where he is in the hierarchy amongst his friends. If he's at the top she will stay because then that means she is at the top also.

What if I just have low status friends

You'll still get a girl but she won't be top tier. Which really isn't all that bad.

>soak up some Jow Forums knowledge
>get in the gym
>diet
>get some decent clothes and shoes
>walk with your head up, look people in the eyes
>fuck it, watch youtube vids on how to eat pussy right
>swipe right on every bitch

If serious. No. Just... no. The guy who randomly wears a suit for no reason and out of context is a joke. Get a nice fitting t-shirt (pref. a dark color), Levis jeans, and some boots. Go to a a good stylist and get an expensive hair cut. . Then pretend to be a tourist and have strangers on the street take pics for you to post.