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what kind of scams are you thinking of in London?
Baseball is cool anyway, why not wear a uniform
Fuck off
>And your a stupid bitch, most likely a roastie that's taken miles of dick but now spins around and chastises me for lamenting over something literally ever else gets to have but I don't
angry virgin sweat is leaking. I tried to explain sex isn't everything but your virgin mind decided to spaz out and think you need to have sex to have a normal life.
Not really scams but people like those old women who give you little paper roses then demand money “for the church” and are really pushy
Gave her a quid to get the fuck out of my face and she tried asking for more and kissing me on the lips, bizarre experience. Figure most Londoners would have just told her to fuck off from the start but tourists don’t know better
>you need to have sex to have a normal life.
you pretty much do, let's not lie to ourselves here
Blog on chad.
Nope
what is a normal life?
nothing better than a homemade burger lads
having sex
Like a rich man explaining how you don't need money to live a normal life.
shaggers OUT
/brit/ is a virgin freak general
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Why is that normal?
NEED cunts like this up against the wall
>Cooked onion instead of raw onion
>Cheese isn't melted onto the party at all
Unironically fucking kill yourself 0/10
he's just "humble bragging", ignore him
>just on my way to work lads haha
you work with the taliban?
lads I have an debilitating legs fetish to a point where I can't get a stiffy if the girl doesn't have nice legs
what do?
God I wish
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>Why yes I'm an American who says lads how can you tell?
ari lads
how do you melt the cheese i can never do it successfully
Really want to climb Nanga someday
just put the burger straight from the pan on top of the cheese
slap it on the patty when it's done but still on the grill, squirt some water on it
It's official lads I'm moving to the US. Brexit is going to be a lot funnier watching it from a distance.
Just add the cheese and put a metal mixing bowl over the damn thing for thirty seconds.
Regret to inform you we’re full
You have to put the cheese on when for the last 2 minutes of cooking then put a little water inside the pan and put the lid on.
US is grim lmao, enjoy
Too late mate, I'm moving to New Joyzee
I'd come with you
which state tho?
Come to Iowa. There's a British immigrant who lives next to me who hates her husband. You'll get along with her.
Been drinking for 9 hours. Basically wasted every minute.
no it isn't
I dont know lad, all you gotta do is keep doing it and not over think it.
What state you moving to
Niggas stay hatin
>travel across the atlantic to be around britslags
nah, want yank birds. simple as.
have sex
smoking a nigger pole
New Jersey
wast swathes of it are
i.e. anywhere that is not very wealthy, a major city, or a great outdoors spot (which admittedly is probably about 20% of the country)
>Nj
lad
nonce freak
it looms
the USA is great in all honesty, way better than anywhere in Europe
there I said it.
Lads
I know Yankoids hate it but it is better than England and it isn't committing economic suicide in October.
gf won't tell me how many cocks she's had
Hungry but daren't go into the kitchen in case a room mate is in there.
>wast swathes of it are
>i.e. anywhere that is not very wealthy, a major city, or a great outdoors spot
The smaller more rural parts with smallish populations are the best, the large cities are the bad parts of the u.s.
There is always lots of drug addicts, crime and homeless in the large cities.
Pretty much every part of the u.s is fine but the south.
hello retard
the south is based besides the niggers
Anyone who denies this is just delusional and totally mind corrupted with cope.
Can't say I agree... having spent quite a lot of time in throughout PA/NY/NJ/MD/FL for work, I find most places in the US incredibly depressing. Can't quite put my finger on why though
The only thing that is cool about the south is the biome and the wildlife, they have water moccasins and gators which is pretty cool.
Some of the old architecture from Spain is pretty sweet too.
How the fuck do people leave home dressed like this and then POST IT ON THE INTERNET
>New England is depressing
Sounds about right.
wonder what waking up and shagging ur gf would feel like 2bh lads
I've only been to MA and it seems comfy af. Love the madmen's accents too.
It's boring after six months
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Morning sex is 10 times better than anything else. Only niggers fuck when the sun is not out - prove me wrong
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Is it the massive housing big enough to raise a proper family or all the beautiful nature? perhaps the cheap petrol and high wages?
Just annihilated a wignat
just got me a can of sniffing sauce lads
We’ve got a lot of nice things but I think being the center of global attention has people tense all the time
It’s been as bad as it’s ever been in recent history with trump
Starting up a new Darkest Hour game
What country should I play?
got tired with my Japan game after taking over the US West coast
Blog on to /soc/.
laos
Homealone
first sunday breakfast down the hatch
next one in about an hour me thinks
I bought one of the hearts of iron games because I liked civ and I'm too much of brainlet to understand how to play it.
Yeah and I'm homealone. Or I'd rather be, rather than my room mates all having fun without me.
Can't even have food since the shop doesn't open until 10 and I'm basically banned from the living area.
What'd you have lad? I'm getting chicken and waffles in San Francisco tomorrow morning
[spoiler] Pirate [/spoiler] Darkest Hour, its a HoI2 mod and imo the best in the series since it gets that nice middle ground down well.
3 is better for grand strategies and huge fronts but I enjoy the smaller tactical manoeuvring and political aspects more.
starting a game as an easy country like the Soviets or USA is a good way to learn how to play, USA being the easiest but the USSR being more fun and teaching you how to play the game better.
Have you ever had to outrun a pack of feral dogs?
why do niggers love bicycles
Poo
license revoked
Yugoslavia
*manoeuvrers behind you*
nothin' personel Tojo
yea once actually
almost got me but I was on my motorbike
out in the provinces the feral dogs are hardcore but here in the city they are little pussies.
They LOVE stealing them
you're a nigger for listening to that shit btw. embarrassing
*looks at you*
*turns around and walks away*
Bitcoin will be the new Jewish money. It will enslave humanity.
*licks your arse*
Yummy
Janny will ban you for the most trivial things
banny janny
anyone in
any 1994 man in?