> Be me > Work in an office with an annoying roastie supervisor who takes advantage of my hard work ethic > However her body language sometimes indicates she likes me, not interested in her > Have a relatively new superior (old) that I also report to besides the supervisor > New superior talks a lot with me and whenever the annoying roastie jumps in I don't talk much on purpose > Today roastie is nearby and can probably see me and the other woman talking a lot > Woman is also touchy feely and seems to act a bit flirtatious so I've put my hand on her shoulder before > Put my hand on her shoulder for a decent chunk of time > Annoying roastie probably saw it > End of the work day > Roastie calls me > Asks me what I've been busy doing today and asks about the work with that woman and seems a little too keen on the specific work > I work with this woman often and she knows it
Knowing this, how do I piss my supervisor off even more? Hugging this other woman?
I have also unironically shown that I rely on the new woman more than her like a week ago.
Nathan Torres
Do the have sex user
Unless you have a significant other already, fuckin put it in her butt, that will "piss her off"
Jacob Martin
I know you said you're not interested in her but are you still planning on the possibility of fucking at some point? If so you can go too far with the jealousy angle. The key is to do just enough and then make it so she tries to prove herself to you physically, but obviously never give in so she keeps doing it. When you've had your fun break it off fast and you'll do more damage than you can ever imagine.
Lincoln Lee
It's at work though.
Anthony Baker
>hard work ethic
Ayden Howard
>unironically proud of being in the middle of women's petty spats
Isaiah Stewart
look up a youtube guide on how to fingerblast to the point of squirting
Adrian Taylor
CAN YOU PLEASE JUST FUCK OFF ALREADY NOBODY FUCKING CARES. GO ASK PLEBBIT OR SOME SHIT.
Nicholas Russell
>woman >superior
Andrew Murphy
First you need to get her to the point where she can't tell if anything you say is a truth or a lie. Start small by saying blatant falsehoods then cover for it by saying "haha just kidding", do this with a straight face. Then after a while start saying truths in an way that makes them sound false. You'll also want to pretend like you're trying not smile. This is because most people think they can spot a lie, but they only look for facial tics.
After you've done that for a while, start moving her things slightly. Tilt the picture on her desk, if she has an office open the door if closed/close if open, move her lunch in the fridge, etc. You can get really creative here, but be sure not to escalate beyond anything you couldn't shrug off as a prank. If she confronts you about it tell her the truth. With a completely straight face say "yes I am secretly sneaking around the office and slightly messing with your things for some nefarious reason." At this point she won't believe you because you have successfully got her to distrust her own perceptions of reality.
Now for the fun part. Start a whisper campaign with your coworkers. Mention that she seems stressed, etc. Be sure to document how she accused you of plotting against her to hr. Then start ramping up the fun. Move things even more, replace her sandwich with catfood, etc.
At some point she will get on your case heavily. Be sure to report each instance to hr. If you did it right, your tricks will have started to effect her performance at work. In the meantime, be sure to be an exemplary employee. Always come in early and try to have a chat with her boss when possible, stay late, 110% effort, etc. If all goes right, they'll notice that it just so happens that the poor performing manager has nothing good to say about their best employee. Since higher ups want to maximize productivity, they'll eventually realize that the only logical thing to do is fire the deadweight and promote you to her position.
Evan Ortiz
>being a wagecuck >wasting your life playing mindgames with roastie superiors wew lad
Jace Brown
Oh look it's this thread again. You literal fucking retard it's amazing that you have a job at all
Adam Phillips
Heh, that's a crazy kinda game. Welp at least you have a reason to get up in the morning.
Henry Cook
Psychopath
Jason Diaz
you post this same shit every few days, you're either a LARPing faggot or you're too much of a betacuck to actually take any advice and you'll end up working for these roasties for the next 15 years until you finally kill yourself
mods should delete this trash and IP-range ban you
