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dilating edition
have sex sub-edition

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hon wexford!!!!

Why do Irish people speak English instead of their own language?

Planning a short trip to Ireland with some mates,

What kind of reception will I get in Ireland as a Catholic Anglo?

Which city would you recommend I visit for a week away for drinking?

Any activities that I can do in Ireland that I can't do anywhere else?

Whoops forgot pic

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>What kind of reception will I get in Ireland as a Catholic Anglo?
Literally no one will give a fuck
>Which city would you recommend I visit for a week away for drinking?
I presume you meant weekend. Galway.
>Any activities that I can do in Ireland that I can't do anywhere else?
No

well you will instantly be recognised as a flaming faggot since you replied to this thread without saging

What is there to do in Galway?

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Tipperary have no soul. Limerick play with style and passion. We deserve to win this. If we lose I am going to carry out a random attack on Tipp soil.

Based

Nah mate, Tipp is confirmed most important part of Ireland

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Cliffs of Moher

I wouldn't say Limerick have much style, they're just better at winning possession and they play very direct hurling which is the purest form of the sport

If you want to see a team that has a style and is the exact opposite look at Wexford pissing about with the ball after this

Wahey! fuck Tipp. Build the wall

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Based tourism board.

Based knife crime statistic.

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We have lost so much, but what have truly gained

did you know if a girl finds your dirty gym bag arousing she's ovulating and that you should fuck her

I don't know user.

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You should be able if she's ovulating by the tone of her voice, and her body language with practice. Carry around a gym bag with you is a bit of a chore.

My plan for Ireland, replace all meat and dairy in this country with exclusively soylent and castrate all Irish men and import mandingo men to take Irish women.

>castrate all Irish men
over my dead body

Cuckenny btfo

Tipperary have no sneed.

Rural cottage culture but with broadband is all Ireland needed.
Comely maidens playing LAN tournaments at the crossroads

but why do you need broadband if the village plays over LAN

To download the games

I miss eating only mouldy potatoes lads

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>hurr I want Ireland to be a third world country again because it looks so le comfy bros xD
go away zoomers

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someone said something mean to me and now my evening is ruined

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what did they say?

>someone with video editing skills should make [thing i thought was funny]
>I have video editing skills, but I also have comedic and meme skills so I know that's not funny or worth making

as someone with emotional coping skills you're just an overly sensitive baby

sick of living in ériu gonna take a holiday to fótla

painfully unfunny

We just need fish, beef and bacon. Everything else is a luxury.

>he isn't a Banbha master race

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Those kind of people are scumbags.

thanks user
always nice to know there's frens in éire

;_; w-why would you toy with my emotions like this

Take the Unapill to find eternal happiness

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glad to see you agree because youre just as bad as them

what???

the amount of people who still believe the "capitalism is right wing" meme on this site in the current year is really shocking

the amount of people who try to summarise ideologies with left or right in the current year is really shocking

Basically British social policy. During the famine the Irish-speaking population of the island (rural, Catholic, tenants, very poor) were hit hardest by the downturn and either died or fled the country. The Irish-Catholics that did survive and stayed were often slightly better off and spoke English.

So why don’t the Irish go back to speaking Irish now, since they’ve been independent for almost a century now? The Irish are really lazy.

Capitalists are always right wing and almost always demand some sort of nanny state to protect the ruling class from the forces of the free market.

tuairisc agus neamhsuim a dhéanamh

People who pretend not to still do, and they do it poorly for not having defined it.
There's a lot to be said for the economic/social division, even if plotting ideologies onto a chart is fucking useless. The fact is that on almost every issue there is a "right wing" and a "left wing" policy.

>Capitalists are always right wing
Not on social issues. Capitalists are the biggest force driving contemporary "leftism" and have been globally since WW2 (and before that if you dig a bit deeper, but it was less obvious and there were more genuine true believers).
>and almost always demand some sort of nanny state to protect the ruling class from the forces of the free market.
This is true, but it suggests that the libertarian/free market ideology doesn't accurately describe how things work any more than the communist.

she looks like she fucks anglo bvlls

naoigger

Its coming home

Flood laoise with laotians and mayo with Mayans

Finally, an edition in your own language

holy fucking shit just fuck off you autistic obsessed mongoloid

ses

Living in the UK for uni and chrisht I miss home something fierce lads

What's it like over there?

Thats Clare

Surprisingly different to home (Áth Cliath) everyone is good for a laugh but theres a weird vibe around the place that just has me feeling out of place

based

I get the feeling other countries have higher tolerances for certain kinds of bullshit and at the same time lower tolerances for the bullshit that passes here.

There's literally nothing different between your countries so all you can come up with is "a weird vibe"

>Finn not understanding social concepts
Standard

I'm sure that I would feel different if I went to Lappland, but that doesn't mean that Lappland shouldn't be the same country as Finland.
Sure, there are a lot of minor differences, but in all the important ways we are the same. Just like you and the Brits.

Ignore him. He's butthurt that a Russian made fun of how similar Finland is to Russia and he's compensating by shitposting other threads.

Insanity
Finland and Russia are not similar in any meaningful way.
Do you recall the similarities he pointed out?
Sauna, vodka, and a third thing that I don't remember.

How do those two similarities compare with the same level of development, same language, and the fact that a part of Ireland is already a part of the UK?

report and ignore

Ireland and the UK are clearly much more similar than Finland and Russia are.

Even within the UK peoples are quite distinct. It's not too difficult to tell a scot from a tan just from humour, attitude etc. Irish and the brits are not outwardly different but are assuredly different

Thank you. Finally a sensible person in this general.

They're not different enough to stop them from being one. Northern Ireland is a part of UK. Northern Ireland > Ireland.

You can stay butthurt, Vladimir, but you got completely BTFO on every argument you tried to make. It was funny to see you refuse to respond to any points that were made against you after you got answered repeatedly, but now it's just sad that you can't accept it.

>They're not different enough to stop them from being one
LUL we'll see about that lad independent Scotland by 2024 i'm telling ya

Your points were like this
>uuughhh no we are not the same
>we dont even like the same sports!!!
>nooo we're not genetically the same even though we really are
>uk is totally shittier than us
Lol. Those arguments were terrible. You didn't have one single argument that would support your independence. You are an Englishman, like it or not.

Didn't they already vote to stay as part of the UK?

Sorry lads! I can't talk with you anymore. I wish I could, but I really have to go to sleep. I have work tomorrow.
I hope you can swallow your pride and realize that you're Englishmen. There's more pride in being English than in being Irish anyway.
Good night!

Northern Ireland is completely foreign Britain you monkey

Reminder that Russia GAVE Fagland independence, and they still managed to lose massive chunks of their country afterwards

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Similar to the Brexit vote the campaign was a shambles based on a load of shite. Scots are realising that the union is not about soildarity in the slightest but giving the English more power, leaving the EU is the straw that broke the union as it shows how little Scotland or the NI actually matter in the UK.

Yeah, exactly the same things you kept sputtering out when the Russkie anally ravaged you for being identical.

that's very obviously an angloid on holiday, no reason to shit on based binland

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Yeah, but it's a fairly pathetic way to spend every night doing it.

Reminder that Finland beat the Soviets in every battle but still lost the war

>every battle
no

Who would go on holidays to Finland lol

Why does everyone love Toy Story

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It's the equivalent of Marvel capeshit for people who are mentally 12

Is there a new movie out or something?

just gonna leave this here to percolate

Don't listen to the angloids, Tyrone.

>Irish people watching cricket

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>Tans up to no good
Same as usual

What kind of fucking egit dresses their baby up as the reddit alien

Redditors

>no social life at all, not even any online friends
>the last time I even talked to anyone I cared about was over 2 years ago
>been a NEET for the majority of 2018 and 2019
>hate the idea of getting a shitty wageslave job
>can't get into a decent college
>applied to one PLC college located in a Dublin ghetto
>if I get in I'd have to spend a fortune on bus fare and the course is in something I can learn on my own anyway
>can't foresee a single potential future that isn't absolute shite

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Same but don't think going to college would help me much.

learn to drive and apply for internships, Eir does some for engineers every year and you finish with a level 6 and a job

theres spots in the ra for people like you

>The Troubles 2: The NEETs Strike Back

Martin McGuinness liked it apparently

I've tried watching it a bit recently but I just think it's so boring and shite
I like Afghanistan though since they've only been playing it since the US invasion, they learned it in refugee camps in Pakistan and they had a lad called Rambo (like Rambo 3) who did a cartwheel celebration