Italian frens, how does an American join the 'Ndrangheta?

Italian frens, how does an American join the 'Ndrangheta?

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By stuffing cocaine balls up his arse lmaoooo

You can't. It's called Ndrangheta because its made of Ndrine (families). If you're not from the family you can be a contrasto onorato (trusted non affiliate) at most

What if I get an Ndrangheta gf?

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You can't join their organization, the only one you can join is the American mafia and only if you're fully Italian by blood.

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They won't let you. Also you won't be part of the family you won't have their surname

I'm not sure but I think that if he spoke Naples dialect and moved there he could join Camorra. But I won't see why he'd want that. If you're friend with them you can ask them favors anyway

If you can do that you might as well just join the Mafia, you'd make as much money but without the government as insane and aggressive towards you like the Rome government is towards the Sicilian mob.

I hope you are all baiting. Mafiosi are subhuman bastards

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I am tired of slaving for 'berg just so I can put food on my table. Working is for chumps.

Mafia moved to North Italy years ago, their business changed a lot. They're investing a lot of money here. But yeah its a stupid idea
mafiosi, especially Calabrians, are unironically horrible people. Worse than shiptar

I remember an episode of Sopranos the crew are visiting the real mobsters in Naples and in one scene they watch them just beat some kid and his mother brutally because he set off some firecrackers. They even show them paying off some nearby Carabinieri to fuck off and leave the scene.

It's all fun and games until you get fed alive to pigs because you looked at someone wrong

By sucking 10,000,000 dicks

I dated a girl whose father had connections with them, lucky he was dead

pretty sure u need to be italian or italian american to do that

they melted a 13 yo(Giuseppe Di Matteo) in acid to make his dad shut up. One of the executioner said he ate a sandwich while waiting for the body to dissolve. They're animals

>oh no not the sandwich please!

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The buy drugs to the zetas

serious question though, how do i become a gangstar

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