/wage/ - Wagecuck General

Terrible Tuesday Edition

Icebreaker: How long is your commute and what is it like?

About to embark on my own 1hr 30m drive through stop and go, fml. See you guys on the other side.

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40min door to door. Trains are good.

Oh you see I don't need to worry about commuting because I'm not a fucking faggot waggie. I claimed autism bucks and make $250 a week. Don't be late for Mr noseberg

My commute is 25 miles south. My coffee should be done brewing and need to hurry.

A decent commute becomes a lot longer when traffic is involved. When it comes to driving, everyone seems to have their limit. The average American commutes at least 25 minutes to work, which doesn't seem too bad in the grand scheme of things, kek

I live 2 blocks from my company headquarters, sorry wagie

>Icebreaker: How long is your commute and what is it like?
15ish minutes. There's a highway on-ramp near my apartment, but not an off-ramp. Thus, on the way to work it's a straight shot, on the way back it's via small neighborhood roads (which is more sane during rush hours).

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That must suck.
I just jerked off to tranny porn and getting uber eats delivered while playing vidya.
/comfy/
NEET MASTER RACE

I'm curious, what's your budget like?

One things for sure, most of it goes to ordering delivery 2-4 times a day because we're too inept to cook let alone grocery shop. I know the type lol

Anybody working from home?
Plebs.

1hr 45 in the morning and 1hr 30 at night of the trains run ok.

Hate it but bringing home £1875 a week so I can live with it for now.

are you me?

>Icebreaker: How long is your commute and what is it like?
It's usually only 10-15 minutes. School just started today in the area so the buses and kids go full retard so it took me 25 minutes to get to work cuz i ran into a bunch of bus stops. I'll have to change my route to avoid them. It's pretty comfy though, I go opposite of rush hour traffic north of Boston so I'm not sitting in traffic

>About to embark on my own 1hr 30m drive through stop and go, fml. See you guys on the other side.

Absolutely haram. I commuted an hour to a job before. I quit a couple of months in. The drive was making me suicidal

What do you do on the train?

standstill

My commute is my bed to my desktop.

And I still loathe it. A wagie in his pajamas is still a wagie.

>disabled master race

i work from home 4 days a week, today is my day to go in. will take a call during my commute, hang out in the office for a couple hours, eat lunch, then come home by 1pm. i hate that they force me to go in and say hello. thinking about kms

Just got home after leaving mid-day.

Most of my day went by waiting for my last meeting. 1 more thing tomorrow and then I'll pretty much be done.

>tfw 0 regrets

60 minutes door to door, by train. The train is comfy and it's fully paid by my company at least.
Generally I read, or browse the four chins.

This. I struggle working from home everyday. Why shower and shave? I answer phone calls and lie that I’m submitting RFP. I masturbate at least 4 times per day.

OP here

Welp - I am in the office. It's time.

PROUD OF YOU M'BOY
What do you do for work, aside from sucking massive gay cocks, OP?

Oh also
>25 min there, 45 back
>add 5-20 min depending on which shuttle stop I drop gf at
Also all these H1B children need to die, or at least stop going to school. Silicon Valley has made me feel like I will never see the smile of a white child again, on top of the traffic

I hate the midwest so much. I can't just rain for one day; if it rains once, you can be sure that it will rain for up to two weeks with no sight of the sun.
And of course it waits until you head home from work to start down-pouring like mad so you can't see the road, and it will immediately calm down as soon as you get home. This happened to me yesterday.
And of course it will start down-pouring like mad the next day as soon as you head to work. This will probably happen today

>tranny porn
fucking faggot, kys

My apartment is half a block from the train station, and it's a 7 minute ride in transit. And my job is right there at that station. So usually less than 15 minutes if I walk the at a leisurely pace.

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Tech consultant/project manager

Most of it is just sending and responding to emails

I'm self-employed so I have to actually do work. It's easy and the pay very good, but I'm just tired of fucking working.

A little rain is a million times better than niggers, spics and chinks. Be grateful, I'd kill to live away from the fucking (((diversity))).

When I lived with mommy my commute was an hour and a half both ways I saved up a nice amount of shekels and got a place 4 miles away from my downtown big boy job, my commute is now only 15 min and my life is exponentially better. Still fighting off the despair of no GF but I make so much money it’s manageable.

Factorycuck here. Can confirm about the minorities. Spics never shut the fuck up and blacks just spend like 70 percent of their workday hiding in the locker room doing nothing.

work less? Or is self-employment some kind of meme where you have to work like you're on the clock after all? Or do you just spend a lot

My commute is 5 minutes. There's a faster way, but it involves making a left turn with no traffic light on a 2 lane street. But the route I take has an intersection right next to a low visibility corner where people go 40 mph in a 25 even though there's fukken speed tables everywhere. And sometimes if I'm running late, I'm just in time to get fucked by a schoolbus, but whatever

I haven't fucked in 4 years. I first started seeing this smoking hot older girl come in to pick up food maybe a few months ago, and she's always super friendly and not wearing underwear and you can see her hard nipples poking out and the form of her ass and thighs. She tips me and I bark at her to say thanks (old tradition in our store, usually the cashier calls out the tip and the cooks bark but she usually comes in at a time that I have no cashier) and she always gives a cute laugh. Yesterday immediately after telling me what she was picking up (someone else took her phone call) she bent forwards and looked down with a loose shirt on and I could see her cleavage pretty good but didn't get to see any nipples. When I went and grabbed her food and came back a customer came in and tried to get her attention and she gave him the cold shoulder pretty blatantly. I can't stop thinking about her

>She tips me and I bark at her to say thanks
jesus christ, man.
resign immediately

Self-employment varies widely, many different systems and set-ups. I want to grab as much $ as I can while I have this racket going on and before I am automated out of work.

no, I've come too far to quit now

wage

wot u doing m8 for that kind of bong money each week

Mine is like an hour if I leave at the supposed time, I tend to leave earlier so I beat traffic it takes me like 20 mins, then on the office before anybody else. I employ that early time for myself. Then on the afternoon, I go to a nearby gym until traffic calm down then I drive home. I have a comfy job but still I'm a wagecuck, I'm working out some stuff in shopify, I really hope I can break free

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unlimited, i day trade so can make 2k on command trading btc every day. i usually only need 4k to live though , monthly.

you sound like a R*edditor

shemale porn is the best dude, i have a fwb thot irl so idc if its "gay"

thanks

wage

>When I went and grabbed her food and came back a customer came in and tried to get her attention and she gave him the cold shoulder pretty blatantly

So did she get the food or not? And if she's snotty like that then she's just faking the niceness, move on

5 minutes. $12 an hour watching TV and shit posting 11pm-9am

based

Ive been looking for a nice place to have a homestead and dreaming about it while working. I have to drive and sit in traffic for long periods of time for my job so I have a lot of time to wander.

I periodically check the small newspapers when I go to different counties for my job. I usually call the private dealers with 4 acres or less and ask them for how much down payment they'd be okay with in exchange for 9% interest.

I found some old man willing to do it for a reasonable downpayment. Turns out he has no family and just got gout so he wants to move to the city and shit.

I checked the land, its agriculture/residential so I can grow shit on it. It's fucking 90% flat and it has a well. The internet is 50 mbps for 100 bucks (lol north canada) and I think I can I might pull the trigger. This might be a stupid fucking turning point and im stupid and young.

I never thought id get a good deal but after calling 50+ people for fun just to ask what down payment I guess I hoped that I'd get lucky.

I've been sitting here planning this out and I havent slept and I have to start working in 2 hours. FUCK

That Bay Bridge interchange is always a fucking shitshow. I avoid it like the plague when I go to the bay area

Private home tard wrangler if anyone wanted to know. Took a hippocratic oath so no stories, sorry.

Anyone else been writing more mails then actually working lately?
I send about 10-15 emails a day, each taking roughly 15 minutes to compose.
I am not well versed in expressing complicated issues so I have to think hard about how to properly phrase myself. This the recipent understands my issue from the get go.
Then they need a week or so to reply to me.
It's annoying af.

How do I become a tard wrangler?

Applying for jobs? Just go in there and ask to see the person in charge of hiring. That's how I got most of my previous jobs

I knew the woman that hired me from when I was a kid. I've also gotten two of my friends jobs working with me because I recommend them.

We ended up playing halo, watching sliders and Stargate all night. Good times.

Also if your in Illinois you could just apply at your local place. They're always looking for good help. Not sure about other states or abroad.

Nigger.

Well I am half Irish..

Lunch time boys, what you having?

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roast beef sub :^)

Its on sale for $3 at Sullivan's. 3 a piece.

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A lot of reading

Contractor in financial services.

wage

How does this work? Can you be more specific about what the job is? It seems atypical to be contracted

Agreed, I've not heard of many contractors in that industry. Can you give any more info ?

>Boss just told everyone that we're starting forced over time on weekends this busy season
>So now instead of working every third weekend I have to work two on one off
>He of course is exempt from this and doesn't even come in on the weekends

Please somebody kill me

10 minutes usually, 15 if it's bad. Mr work also has a gym nobody uses that's $9/month. Can't ask for much more.

Thinking of going back to school just to escape wagecuckery

70 minutes each way

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Go out on a limb. I was in the same position for both of you at one point after graduating college in 2013. I had enough. Took a risk a moved to Midland, Texas to work in oil. They currently have 22& of the world's producing drilling rigs. Not going to get into the political side, but Trump is letting the US oil industry loose.

There are more jobs than they can fill. The oil companies in Midland are literally hiring on the spot. They are so desperate they are giving signing bonuses, offering daily per diem, and housing assistance.

We have ex-criminals, recent divorced men, recent graduates who aren't going to use their degree making 100k+. Met one guy who is a complete retard making 86k by laying pipes in the ground with no real world work experience.

The work sucks, but if you can endure the ramp up for about a year, you can move into other positions. You can land "office jobs" with these companies, but they tend to hire from within for those, but if you're smart and look presentable and make it apparent you just want to make money with a strong work ethic, you're in.

Don't be afraid of changing pace. You can get an entry level job making 80k per year starting, with two weeks on - two weeks off. So, you are making 80k your first year only working 6 months in that year.

Grind it out, clear your debt, save a shit and of money (Texas doesn't have federal income tax) over 2-3 years if you don't want to make it a career and you will be able to buy a house if you wish.

Food for thought.

22k*

>How long is your commute and what is it like?
Leave my flat.
Walk three minutes.
Enter the bus.
Leave bus after ~23 minutes.
Arrive at office two minutes later.

It is quite okay. The kids riding the bus with me are well behaving (even though not always quiet) and while driving I read a book or the news on my mobile or watch a video.

Also my job (business analyst) is not so much of a rush and well paid. But hey... after living through about 10 years of being basically a hobo, I think I at least deserved this much.

I’m a 5-10 minute drive away from work, depending on how many stoplights I hit.

>tfw I work from noon to 930pm today

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50 mins door to door
Its ok

16ish miles and when school is in, it's usually a 50+ minute commute, otherwise it's 30~ minutes. Faggot school kids

15-20 minutes by bike, 30 minutes using public transport, 50 minutes walking.

I sent my proposal at the office and went to my no-stress sales job to finish the day.

Who here dual-wagie?

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4 minutes

how do all of you city people deal with such a long commute times?
i live in a comfy town of 9k people and it takes me around 10 minutes by bike to go to my workplace which is slightly under 3,5 km from home

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3 hours and 2 minutes

>Uber eats
>Trusting a complete stranger to deliver your food

Enjoy your food poisoning and eating whatever special topping the driver chooses to add to your meal. And I thought people who ate at salad bars were disgusting. This is a whole new level of subhuman.

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you cannot be this retarded

How do I get a job?
I just graduated college in Business Analytics, I don't have any related experience.

Is lie-ing to get hired unavoidable?

wage

My office is 10 minutes on the subway

1.25 hours in the morning
3 hours on the way home
Fuck LA and fuck California

One more year until I get promoted to wagelord

5 min midwestern cuck here

>lie-ing
The word you're looking for "lying," buddy

The only way you can snag a job is to pray you get a phone call and then sound professional and confident so you get a face to face interview.

That’s how I got my job.

You just choose in a shithole area like LA fucking kek - that place is a ducking ugly prison. I’m in SoCal too and don’t have as much hate for it because I’m not a dumb fuck who chooses to live somewhere like that. I bet you moved from out of state to LA too, fucking faggot. California is fucking huge. Move or shut the fuck up you faggot.

kys

links? not driving to texas unless I know what you're talking about

wage

Do any of you guys actually enjoy working an office? I never had any intention of ending up in a corporate job so maybe I'm different to you guys, but 18 months ago I fluked my way into a well-paid job at a big corporate, it's all going well, but I just can't imagine myself doing this for long. It's just the same thing day after day after day.

20-30 minute commute. Mostly highway
It's really not that bad, my shift now starts at 11am so I miss most of the morning traffic.

I make $13 an hour doing tech support and barely afford enough to live on. I guess it's better than nothing though, right guys?

>Thinking of going back to school just to escape wagecuckery
That's a good way to ensure you get stuck in wageslavery

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15 minutes

I can't complain, and the wage is good too

t. proces operator

My commute is a 10 minute drive down the road. The joys of not being a city dwelling faggot. Just gotta keep an eye out for fucking tweakers