>Noooo, you can't put pineapple on pizza, that's not allowed! >Noooo, you can't put chicken in a pasta dish, that's not allowed! >Noooo, you can't put cream in your carbonara, that's not allowed! >Noooo, you can't put cheese on your pasta al tonno, that's not allowed! >Noooo, you can't use ground meat in pasta all'amatriciana, only ragu can use ground meat and all ragu needs soffritto! >Noooo, you can't have a cappuccino after lunch, once you've eaten lunch it's espresso only! >Noooo, you can't have a doppio espresso, even though we have a word for it you're not allowed to order it! You must drink two single espressos in a row! >Noooo, you can't put oil on your salad before the salt and vinegar, that's not allowed! >Noooo, you can't have breakfast!
>Go to Rome >90% of restaurants are shitty tourist traps
It's annoying trying to find a good place to eat in a tourist city
Zachary Foster
>Go to Rome >No marts to shart in
I almost didn't make it but then I found a Louis Vuitton
Connor Price
>cook recipe written by a nonna who lives at 357 Mama Mia Plaza >post it on the internet >neckbeard who lives at 359 Mama Mia Plaza says YOU FUCKING AMERICANS RUIN EVERYTHING THAT ISN'T REAL ITALIAN FOOD IF A REAL ITALIAN SAW THIS HE WOULD HAVE A HEART ATTACK AND FUCKING DIE
Aaron Hill
hate these wogs
Jaxon Wright
Seeing "Italian" food sold in the USA is funny. Some stuff is completely made up
James Hughes
Our Italian food was made by Italian immigrants. Can you say the same for your continent's American food?
i put hella mayo and ketchup on my pizza. im feeling a bit masochistic rn so if any Italians want to literally murder me with words go for it
Nathan Lopez
of pizza, yes
cheap store bought pizza in a box at that
Dominic Martin
No. Italian food you sell in supermarkets wasn't made by Italian immigrants. If you refer to Alfredo pasta or garlic bread ok but that's italo american food not Italian. Nobody thinks that Mc Kennedy or stuff like that is American, its just a synonym of junk food.
Adam Moore
he cute
Juan Stewart
Pineapples cools down your mouth after the molten cheese burns the roof
Ethan Gonzalez
they have nothing else to be proud of these days so they sperg out over food
Isaiah Anderson
why don't you just let it cool down?
Parker Williams
I am American. I do not wait for food to cool down, it waits for me to eat it.
Josiah Gray
Italians are asleep, they have to wake up early for their j- nevermind carry on
>Went to visit london >Ask the locals whats a good british place to eat food >"Well.. heres the Indian place, heres the Chinese place, heres the turkish place..(etc)* Turned out it was good advice. The food i got in pubs was bland garbage. On the other hand i visited a (non tourist trap) chinese restaurant and holy fuck it was heaven. The only place I had legit disgust for was a greek restaurant. Fucking hell greek food is bland tasteless and boring. Would visit london again.
