Noooo, you can't put pineapple on pizza, that's not allowed!

>Noooo, you can't put pineapple on pizza, that's not allowed!
>Noooo, you can't put chicken in a pasta dish, that's not allowed!
>Noooo, you can't put cream in your carbonara, that's not allowed!
>Noooo, you can't put cheese on your pasta al tonno, that's not allowed!
>Noooo, you can't use ground meat in pasta all'amatriciana, only ragu can use ground meat and all ragu needs soffritto!
>Noooo, you can't have a cappuccino after lunch, once you've eaten lunch it's espresso only!
>Noooo, you can't have a doppio espresso, even though we have a word for it you're not allowed to order it! You must drink two single espressos in a row!
>Noooo, you can't put oil on your salad before the salt and vinegar, that's not allowed!
>Noooo, you can't have breakfast!

What the FUCK is their problem?

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>What the FUCK is their problem?
Clearly your cuisine

>I can't eat pineapple, it burns my mouth

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>order veal parmigiana in Rome
>start WWIII

>Go to Rome
>90% of restaurants are shitty tourist traps

It's annoying trying to find a good place to eat in a tourist city

>Go to Rome
>No marts to shart in

I almost didn't make it but then I found a Louis Vuitton

>cook recipe written by a nonna who lives at 357 Mama Mia Plaza
>post it on the internet
>neckbeard who lives at 359 Mama Mia Plaza says YOU FUCKING AMERICANS RUIN EVERYTHING THAT ISN'T REAL ITALIAN FOOD IF A REAL ITALIAN SAW THIS HE WOULD HAVE A HEART ATTACK AND FUCKING DIE

hate these wogs

Seeing "Italian" food sold in the USA is funny. Some stuff is completely made up

Our Italian food was made by Italian immigrants. Can you say the same for your continent's American food?

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>American food
?

He literally posted an example.

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i put hella mayo and ketchup on my pizza. im feeling a bit masochistic rn so if any Italians want to literally murder me with words go for it

of pizza, yes

cheap store bought pizza in a box at that

No. Italian food you sell in supermarkets wasn't made by Italian immigrants. If you refer to Alfredo pasta or garlic bread ok but that's italo american food not Italian. Nobody thinks that Mc Kennedy or stuff like that is American, its just a synonym of junk food.

he cute

Pineapples cools down your mouth after the molten cheese burns the roof

they have nothing else to be proud of these days so they sperg out over food

why don't you just let it cool down?

I am American. I do not wait for food to cool down, it waits for me to eat it.

Italians are asleep, they have to wake up early for their j-
nevermind carry on

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>Went to visit london
>Ask the locals whats a good british place to eat food
>"Well.. heres the Indian place, heres the Chinese place, heres the turkish place..(etc)*
Turned out it was good advice. The food i got in pubs was bland garbage. On the other hand i visited a (non tourist trap) chinese restaurant and holy fuck it was heaven. The only place I had legit disgust for was a greek restaurant. Fucking hell greek food is bland tasteless and boring.
Would visit london again.

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Update yourself, pineapple and pizza are ok now

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madonna

what is wrong with gyros

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT IMPROVE THIS 3000 YRRS OLD RECIPE FROM A TIME WHERE FOOD WAS SCARCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Italians are insufferable

would destroy a tuna melt pizza rn what a great idea

what the fuck.