Its 5:44 am and I just ate 5 microwaved hot dogs, do you do this in your cunt?

Its 5:44 am and I just ate 5 microwaved hot dogs, do you do this in your cunt?

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I don't own a microwave

Umm no that wouldn't be kosher

No...
You should eat some fruit instead.

1st world

3rd world

They were turkey hot dogs
What do you use then?

Yes, it's 7:48pm and I just ate 2 microwaved hot dogs.

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Microwaves are cheap and every thirdeie can get it

But i wanted hot dogs

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no, I microwaved bacon instead

>I ate more than an american

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for breakfast? no I skip it.

>do you do this in your cunt?
No because I would get fat

Breakfast is important japanon
we didn't have any bacon at home

I'm intermittent fasting so I can drop from 78kg to 60kg

I haven't eaten in 3 days

I think frankfurters are shit but I grill them usually

I either boil or fry them on a pan

I would do that but my mom is still asleep and I didn't want to wake her up
Its not healthy to fast for so long, please make yourself a sandwich user
>tfw 70 kg 184 cm

you eat bacon?

Its a bit expensive here but I eat it when I want to treat myself, I don't keep kosher

>microwaved food
No.

Microwave? Why not just boil them?

>eating processed shit such as hot dogs
>ever

Why would you ever do that

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fatty

Don't bully me please I was hungry
Don't bully me!

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I'm literally outside grilling in a halftstorm. Just woke up.

Fat swine

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I don't see anything green and healthy on your plate jew-kun

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There there, 'tis just banter lad

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Why did you unfriend me

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I'm not n___ey or whatever his name was, he unfriended me too

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You should try not to eat so much.

How about you do this instead: every time you feel hungry, you simply kiss your boyfriend instead

Weird, you post the exact same stuff he does

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Mean.
Then eat something proper instead of junk.

I used to go to go eat a bowl of pic related when I'm hungry at early morning or midnight until I made my life less miserable
At least there's some vegetables so that's that

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Are there namefags from Israel now or something what's this drama

Known israeli poster got suicidal and unfriended everyone, now you can see him here sometimes baiting for yous and crying about how sad he is

Lol
Mentally ill mekraz subhumans

I'm pretty sure there are 2 depressed israeli posters
one is a 20 year old shut in, and the other is the namefag

Stop being so depressed, why are y'all so suicidal and shit there in jewland

Fuck namefag attention whores.
Only bitches who can't handle real life do that

Israel is kind of a shithole desu, the 20 year old guy is a diagnosed schizoid with scoial anxiety and manic depression, theres also a 28 year old neet from here whos a schizoid, and an actual schizophrenic, the namefag seems to just be a crying faggot that can't handle life since he wasn't diagnosed with anything

5? stop eating so much user it's not healthy

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I didn't eat for a whole day so I was really hungry

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Is this the namefag?
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That's him yea

Yeah thats him, he complains about anxiety and stuff yet he is going to the IDF, so I'm pretty sure hes just bitching

So Tumblr tier self diagnosing?

>I didn't eat for a whole day
why would you do that?

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I guess, he never posted anything about getting diagnosed with anxiety disorder

I was busy playing dmc5

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No, I keep an empty stomach until the hard part of the day is done - 1 meal per day.

Fuck attention whores lol
Based the game is great and worth replaying just for the cinematics

I feel you bro I just ate like 4 bowls of rice krispies.

playing videogames without any food nearby should be illegal
please don't do it
look at that girl, she has food nearby in case she gets hungry when playing her games
we all should strive to be like that girl

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>chips and soda are food
nigga

My back, neck, elbows and shoulders hurt from seeing this picture.

Just make sandwiches

we all want to be a cutie neet girl
Actually a change from what i'm usually playing, I generally like more laid back games like divinity 2 and disgaea

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just eat fruit, why eat processed garbage and refined s*gar

great use of digits

hey you stole my get

*dabs*

It's 2.38pm and i'm thinking of sleeping, don't feel like eating

Digits of truth, I sometimes cut a bunch of apples for myself if I'm feeling like being healthy, its like chips but tastier and doesn't make your hands greasy

I just woke up and didn't eat anything yet, what should I have for breakfast?

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Peaches make my hands sticky
Haven't played divinity

give it back

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very based quints

make me s*gar addict, i've been chosen to spread the truth about the great enemy of mankind: simple, refined carbs

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omelette/toast, My favorite breakfasts, with some tea ofc

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toast with fruit jam (whichever you like the best) with tea or coffee
that's what i have for breakfast when i don't have this uma delícia, but i doubt you have this in turkey

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I don't use a microwave. I have a bunch of hotdogs in the fridge though, and I am going to grill them today.

based
what tea?
Fuck I need to get back to slaving

Looks like rife pudding or something?

It's 11:46 PM and I just ate a whole sleeve of saltines

Either green tea with no sugar/milk or english breakfast tea with some milk and no sugar

yeah it's rice pudding

nice

No I cook some proper sausages in a frying pan and eat them wrapped in bread. Also only 2.

I have microwaved hotdogs before but not since I was a kid.

It's good we have that at the stores here but homemade is better because the ones sold are too sweet its essentially candy.
Pretty based I hope you're not using bagged tea.

oh wait i'm think of pan mee
hmmm noodles

they sell rice pudding? what a weird country
here in uruguay we love that shit but we don't sell it, it's always homemade

Of course not I'm not a pleb

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Alright, I'll have some toast with tea then.
Dessert with rice, hmm it looks pretty similar to our sütlaç

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