/smg/ - Stock Market General

you were just on the wrong end of a binary event, even big 5 cuck knew the deal was over, but the market just over reacted. you'll come back it's not a loss if you don't sell.

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the machines have been programmed to reach ath today haven't they

FUCK YEAH THEY ARE

sell half; hold
especially true with any options you are holding at the moment
the true test, hold fast? or expire?

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Laugh at those bears.

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based machines

Be like Big5Cuck and get yourself a nice gf that will help you carry those bags

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Green as FUCK.

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dont get too greedy here bulls

This is pretty good.

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F
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G
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thank you based algos. it's finally a good day to be alive

shorting the dax 30

not shure if good idea

No it's not, it's in French.

t. seething Musk

Reminder Federal Reserve/Goldman Sachs algos are your fren

Lol I don't have a gf. The plan was to make it then get a gf, but the new outlook appears to be wage slave until 67 then die.
Question: do I sell and salvage a couple hundred dollars from this shit or unironically hodl? I thought the company was decent (yes I did do some dd) but apparently I'm wrong. I haven't sold mainly because I can't think of anything to buy right now. This mess has turned me super paranoid.

>the stock market is random like a casino

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Wore a spacex shirt, tail light blew out on the way to (((work))). When did you realize musk was going to jail?

what money did you have and what did you lose

Why did Musk delete his Instagram account?

Has EXEL bottomed out yet?

>Wore a spacex shirt
>to work
Are you autistic ?

Does Trump hate faguettes too?

that's the same spray pattern i every time i've cum shotted

I just pulled out at fucking 17 so yeah probably.

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Apple, the only shit keeping this market up, is, DOWN.

Bullfags don't get ahead of yourselves. The day is just beginning.

7 more points until the rally to 3000 can finally begin

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Apparently, Big5Guy said the partnership ending was a known fact so it should have been PRICED-IN™
So the price dropping may be - and I insist on MAY - a pure jewish trick
SP may retrace

>he thinks apple is responsible for these new highs

hahahaha

A little bit actually

Down .25% after a 15% month
THE HORROR

About $800 book loss right now. I know it may not sound like a big deal to dome of you here, but my entire liquid asset is about 2k now, and that includes cash to pay for daily expenses etc...

You know the problem with buying Wells Fargo when ever bad news comes out is that the bad news never stops. Can we go a week without a new fuck up? Nope.

Taking a major L like that early in your investing career is a blessing in disguise, trust me. The worst thing that can happen is that you have like 3 months of a hot streak right when you start off trading/investing. Then you blow up almost 100% of the time

how exactly is this plotted?
what are the axis?

t-bills just spiked, this kills the spy, you have been warned.

There are none, as it's bullshit. Intentional misleading graph.

when starting up your portfolio is it better to start buying up individual blue chippers or jsut accumulate some QQQ and SPY?

Im talking like 1 or 2 shares depending on price of like:
APPL, MSFT, NFLX, JNJ, C, WF, WM, V, WMT, T, BA

next phase is a major bull run with increasing interest rates due to super hot economy

WE DID IT REDDIT!

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cope

what maturity?
10yr?

J.P. Morgan's new digital brokerage service comes with free trades, portfolio building tool and access to equity research.
The bank's new trading service starts next week and will be available to its 47 million mobile or online users.
All customers get 100 free stock or ETF trades in the first year. Those with Chase Private Client get unlimited trades.

retail influx

Depends on how much capital you start with, imo
If you already have a lot of money and are just looking to passively expand your wad of cash, then it might be better to just sit on ETFs for a while
If you start out with a relatively small sum of money and are looking to appreciate capital, then taking a higher risk/reward viewpoint might be better

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>t-bill
nvm
retarded question
why on earth is the short terms spiking?

anyone in any CRSPR stocks?

I'm currently settling into NTLA after kicking tires for a few months.

Anyone trading CRON today able to explain what the fuck is up with their Time & Sales? It's just getting bombed with really small share sizes and odd lots. I haven't been trading long, but I have never seen anything like it and just curious why that is happening.

hi freq

I'm just starting, I have about $3k in various stuff right now and can purchase about $500 extra a month

Just wondering if I should start buying up individual equities with my next couple grand instead of QQQ over and over

just buy bonds, 0 risk

FNGU

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with the death of prop desks, instead of frontrunning their clients they are now selling their clients trades to frontrunners

>long jpm

TSLA just had some big buyer/cover

Gotcha, thank you. I had a feeling it was something like that.

>tfw green day

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SPY unless you have the means to buy a more complete portfolio. If you can only get say 5 stocks representing ~20% of the portfolio each don’t even bother just get an index fund. If you want more targeted exposure there are ETFs that fill that need.
>free trades
Wew
>for the first year
Ugh

WE. ARE. MOON.

well I can buy whatever is available on Robinhood. Got $2,000 of QQQ on there right now, will probably spend my next couple grand on various blue chippers, with a future near term goal of owning an entire AMZN share

It's still going to help drive prices on trades down

>he fell for the bear meme

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Reminder some of you are alright, don't come to the market tomorrow.

I woke up absolutely JUSTd this morning, but I think I can recover by EOD
Pray to the market gods

Telsa is mooning!
I should of bought the dip!

>have a lot of 200-400 cap req positions on
>one starts getting weird and going up to 600 so i have to cut lose my weakest position
>another position does the same, end up cutting two weakest positions
>left with three positions with 500 over my margin limits today

REEEEEEEEEE

be careful w oil rn
its volatility OVX is dropping even as its falling
very weird imo
i think theres a large move coming
i have no idea which way
id have to assume its down

Bulls won

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>HEAR
OOOOH

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looks like a lorentz attractor

"Holy Diver?"

bulls look like their cashing out for the day

>if it wasn't for captcha this message would've sent 3 minutes ago

The bulls can't keep getting away with this ;_;

Also RKG post your 1broker, I want to follow your trades

>bulls

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LPL, still a lot of gains between here and MID TEENS

IGC, starting it's stair step pattern up for the rest of the year, check what it did from September to Jan last yr for example.

EZ MONEY BOYS

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Yeah, sure kid.

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>JPM announces free trading
marketwatch.com/story/discount-broker-stocks-dive-on-news-jp-morgan-chase-to-offer-free-trading-2018-08-21

RIP Robinjew

S to spit on grave

>S

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Nah first mover advantage for rh

its not too late to /Long the SPY/
the rally has only just begun

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"Tiered online brokerage service—You Invest—to launch next week offering ‘everyone’ 100 free trades in first year"

Clickbait.

What a manipulated piece of shit stock. I hate retail lemmings. Starting to feel almost no remorse for them.

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Where's big5guy? Is he blowing traps for HMNY shares yet, I wanna show him my new collection of crystals.

"Premier banking customers, with deposits of $15,000 or more, will be eligible for 100 free trades every year and private client customers, who have about $250,000 in deposits, will get unlimited free trades."

TOP KEK

>free for the first year

I think he's banging your mom

I honestly hope that most of retails moves over to it. One of the top reasons that retail loses so much money is because of over trading. Take a look at AAPL today; much of retail is shitting themselves because of a .25% drop after a massive bullrun.

Drumpfs low level China talks will publicly fail and the market will plunge 5%
That will only be the beginning of the end for the bulls

People focus too much on the Present.
When you buy TSLA you're buying a piece of the Future.
Adapt or get left behind

I see you're into geriatrics. Fucking timeline must be wrong.

>Buy TSLA for a piece of future bankruptcy rights

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>When you buy TSLA you're buying a piece of the Future.
excellent bait senpai

I could use that big tent to be honest.