/birt/

how do i get more confident sexually then
at the moment im so shy i can barely get it up the first few times, i only get good at sex after ive fucked someone 2-3 times

my first thought was "experience" but ive shagged 11 girls now and i still have this problem with new people

Thought you misspelled /Bart/

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wonder how many relatives of pornstars have watched their vids and how many of those do so for pleasure

it's not very often that a brit fucks up but op definitely fucked up this thread haha now it won't have any new posters and will take hours to reach the post limit

just trial and error
11 is literally nothing

One of my old internet friends I used to play TF2 with does gay porn now and is hugely successful.and has ~20 million views on pornhub

Wank to his vids all the time ngl

gf just sent me this

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Get them doggy and fuck em

youtu.be/GygwTtRlDgU
v. v. v. creepy

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filthycasuals DOT tv/

watching old episodes of simpsons

if you can count the amount of women you've shagged you're an honorary virge sorry to tell you

piss off newcunt

call on eedie
eedie mcready

oxford bender

I just woke up and have got those things. Am I jew.

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shan't

please be broccolibutts

Unbelievably grim thought isn't it. Imagine knowing there's HD recordings of your daughter on facialabuse.

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I've had sex many times in fallout new vegas

loved tf2, me
put 600 hours into spy alone

faggots are subhuman

am back on /brit/ for the first time in months, what new gimmicks have i missed

quite the shagger on fable 3

Japanese mother and daughter did one together. Not a great clip, but it's great

WTF I hate China now

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we call it birt now

used to roleplay as a girl on runescape and do erp to make gp back in the day

not even going to fib here lads I'm trying out a new hairstyle and I feel as cute as a button aha

VILE TERRORIST THUGS. DON'T TRY AND FOOL ME AROUND SUNSHINE, WHERE'RE YOU HIDING

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Only perverted if you got a stiffy while doing it, otherwise just a good scammer taking advantage.

I had no idea that there are two phrases 'dilly dally' and 'shilly shally'

was a fan of the old (relatively new, actually) overwatch myself
sunk a good 400 hours into are girl d.va before she was nerfed into oblivion

pengbam

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nah man I was 11 or so I had no idea what I was doing, didn't find it attractive at all
all I knew is that it made me money, someone gave me an addy scimmy for using emotes to imply that fact that my female character was sucking his cock
it was a simpler time, so it was

Don't really see a problem desu
'Step' doesn't mean shit

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>not farming blizzcasuals as Reaper with the Mexican skin

i'd sink a good number of loads into the overwatch girls if you know what i mean

>i knew she was going to be smoking hot when she was 7
>anyway now i fly her around to watch her make porn

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more like /Fart/
hahahaha

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my coworker thinks it's weird that i don't watch tv or movies lads

corr imagine ripping d.va's latex suit at the crotch and plunging your meatshaft into her gamerclunge corrrrrrr blimey

disgusting nonce rat, would use my MMA skills (specialising in grappling of the freestyle wrestling and nogi brazilian jiu jitsu) to break all your bones

this desu. you cant fuck up doggy.

lol it is

used to love chivalry, got it a month after it came out
tried it years later and it's become overrun with tryhard runts
just want to go back to 2007-2012 gaming

don't understand this new wave of absurdist gen z humour and instagram memes

personally I use a spreadsheet to keep track of names, dates and enjoyability, as well as to analyse statistical trends and make graphs and tables and so on

doesn't everyone?

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got to be up in 5 hours nd I'm well pissed
not well pissed but like 6 or 7 beers pissed
thing is I dont want to sleep and I want another beer
what would you do?

chivalry was top notch, loved the fact that your camera determined where your hits were landing
giving mordhau a shot but it looks like it won't have the same life expectancy as chiv

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smoke weed.

Dead bodies, lads.

youtube.com/watch?v=PBhEerCRvQ0

Call him normie and laugh. And cry later in the toilet.

Incredible. What do the 'notes' mean?

Turn off your mind relax and float downstream

used to play it with friends back when it was a source mod
the scenario stuff was kind of cool but always preferred M&B

...

get it out your system lad, pee it all out :)

Remember once I joined a skype group from a Jow Forums board and it was full of virgins lmao

they're all niggerified runts don't pay any attention to them

fascinating findings there mate, mind if I have a closer look?
this general's a glorified skype group full of virgins

yeah but what about the beer?
do you think I can just do that after one more?

used to like launching ICBMs at mountains and guiding in predator missiles in my modded MC.

drink gallons of water until you start to pish yoursel
then you can neck one more x

just tracks what i did with each person
A = all the way (penetrative sex)
O = oral
G = groping/heavy petting
N = nothing

it might seem weird to have a "nothing" category, but on occasions i have picked people up but have just cuddled/chilled instead of doing anything sexual because I was either too drunk or just not in the mood

sure mate

heres a brief excerpt from when i considered starting nofap - the first half of the graph is my control sample, then i started nofap as you can see in the latter half

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>not being in the leftypol discord

Brit have a skype group.

i'm going to do the reverse
one more drink then power through 2L water
thank you for your concern and constructive feedback x

Very impressive.

weed cures hangovers.

Imagine talking to each other outside of here. I'll be dead before I fall into that state of living

i just liked playing archer on castle walls
throwing over pitch when they got to the gate
desu
when i went back they've changed everything
everyone's got custom skins, trying so hard
preferred when no one knew what to do

kek

>"I wish you spent less time sticking up for men and more time trying to understand women and respecting their valid reactions," Cara wrote.

>kek

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might replay sekiro

refuse to believe this is genuine

youtube.com/watch?v=ZPqZyIKtW0Y
Current play.

summer bulk up lads time for gomad

its genuine in the sense that i really do track this stuff and the data is genuine

but i mostly do it because i find it kind of funny, i dont take it seriously

Ah, yeah. I got to the computer.

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Why?

you lot are all I've got left to be frank

I think it's important that you track what you're wanking to, it could be an insightful subset of data. Moods chance, bur if you're always maxing satisfaction, or gravitating, towards hardcore interracial gangbangs then you can optimise your wanks.