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just googled mr hudson and apparently he still makes music wtf

>watching Elementary
>there's an episode about findoms and pay pigs
>start thinking of are Rosie
small world innit

Hope all these hipster fucks enjoy stringy nigger hair in their food

nah

fuck off tarquin

Seriously bet I would be one of the best players at the women works cup if they allowed me to play despite being a 34 years old smoker

Pay up

ah didn't see the new thread. dinners served

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>>watching Elementary
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just reported this for noncery

was just watching an svu about an incel rapist that they modeled after elliot rodger
reckon it would've hit too close to home for most of you lads haha

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i don’t know how or when but i’ll get you nonce freak

no you wouldn't
be quiet
lucy bronze would run rings around you

pay up piggies

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honestly wonder what it smells like in that room

that baguette looks nice and crusty
would love to shove it up your arse

you're a top bloke alan
keep up your positive energy
you brighten up the thread

Is that cucumber? Looks gross, just eat some chips next time

all healthy things should be free

Yeah call it that instead. I always cringe jntensely when you call it 'din din'. What are you an american baby? No you are an adult French virgin. So call it dinner.

What is the yellowish piece of shit on the right ?

youtube.com/watch?v=1mMNxjtWrMk

See

love cucumbers me, can't get enough of them

leftypol returning home from another fulfilling day in his important career to sit down around the dinner table with his family, ask his kids what they've done at school today, help them with their problems, then do their homework with them before putting them to bed and then proceeding to make deep, sensual love to his wife

Rorke sat inside on a warm day banging on about "those damn lefties" on a virgin internet forum.

what about unconditional sex?

>The Dalai Lama has apologised for controversial comments about the possibility of a woman succeeding him.
>Speaking to the BBC last month, the Tibetan spiritual leader said that any future female Dalai Lama should be "attractive".

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presented without comment

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I honestly feel otherwise. U14 boys teams run circles around them and I can hold my own against any U14. Really wish they'd allow random guys to play at the women world cup. It would make it interesting.

>episode going on about blackpilling and incels now
What's the problem? perfect type of show to watch with the missus while eating dinner. Sorry for not wanting high art or chav baiting while chewing my pasta, or whatever you prefer.

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not that uncommon is it

My natural hair is balding, but I get discriminated against for it all the time
Name a single occasion that a bald fuck has got a promotion. NEVER

the new "SHE is a beautiful woman" gimmick i see

absolutely poor bait by the sexpat

Have decided to try at life again
Might need to leave this website though

identity politics? I love identity politics!

they even made a whole simpsons episode about it

soft cunt, hope the Han raze Tibet into a plateau

never heard of your bent show before, was a joke

choose life

i know it's a bit uncool nowerdays to use this descriptor but it is too apt:
that is so gay

anyone tried tommy robinson's new aftershave?

Exactly the bald community is one of the most discrimated against

Had Mao died in 1956, his achievements would have been immortal. Had he died in 1966, he would still have been a great man but flawed. But he died in 1976. Alas, what can one say?

Just had a lovely siesta

blog on you uninteresting cunt

I know I speak for all of /brit/ when I say: I'd like to thank all the personalities and tripfaggots who posted here this year (excluding the Yanks). You make this general what it is.

A toast!

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Islam is a sect of christianity.

leftypol banging on about this rorke fella again

need a way to get the gf to lose weight, tried making the BRWOOOOOOO noise every time she approaches but it's not working

Milkshakè. Pour homme.

>teehee I do drugs btw :v

Have you tried making *beep* *beep* *beep* noises when she's backing up?

very clearly women's handwriting just to hammer it home
this is why it's a joke

>Exactly the bald community is one of the most discrimated against

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he was a cunt

Take the bitch for a walk

think lancashire might be the best place on earth

Gamers and baldfags need to unite and rise up

why does glombpf take his sex robot everywhere

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where is COYS

she’s fit that’s why

Never underestimate the power of pheromones

Negotiation tactic you wouldn’t get it

Hong Kong is British

no it's not

Chicken Korma is British

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this guy unironically goes by the name ‘drilliam shakespeare’ lmaooo

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are you willing to die for it?

don't get how people get mad and angry all the time, takes far too much effort to get angry, far too low-energy myself

i'm not trying to pull you

England looks like great fun

I just call him nigger but alright

why are british people so fucking cringey?
they can't help it can they?

Fucking disgusting, not even made properly.
Worst thing i've seen in a while.

Wonder if mozza is watching morgoths live stream the noo

Not had a kebab in ages

all women should be arrested

this is an abomination

no she isn't

on which charge?

new housemate has just moved in and seen me wearing the same shirt as i was wearing when she viewed the house ffs manky franky

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wouldn’t mind tonguing carol vordermans arsehole

all of them

This is why main man Mike Skinner is a fucking living legend, poet and troubadour youtu.be/5vF-ZVbq2r8

Elizabeth II, Queen of the UK – daughter of
George VI, King of the UK – son of
George V, King of the UK – son of
Edward VII, King of the UK – son of
Victoria, Queen of the UK – daughter of
Edward, Duke of Kent and Strathearn – son of
George III, King of Great Britain – son of
Frederick, Prince of Wales – son of
George II, King of Great Britain – son of
George I, King of Great Britain – son of
Sophia, Electress of Hanover – daughter of
Elizabeth of Bohemia – daughter of
James I/VI, King of England, Ireland & Scotland – son of
Mary, Queen of Scots – daughter of
James V, King of Scots – son of
Margaret Tudor – daughter of
Elizabeth of York – daughter of
Edward IV, King of England – son of
Richard Plantagenet, Duke of York – son of
Richard of Conisburgh, Earl of Cambridge – son of
Isabella Perez of Castille – daughter of
Maria Juana de Padilla – daughter of
Maria Fernandez de Henestrosa – daughter of
Aldonza Ramirez de Cifontes – daughter of
Aldonza Gonsalez Giron – daughter of
Sancha Rodriguez de Lara – daughter of
Rodrigo Rodriguez de Lara – son of
Sancha Alfonsez, Infanta of Castile – daughter of
Zaida of Seville – daughter of
Al-Mu’tamid ibn Abbad, King of Seville – son of
Abbad II al-Mu’tadid, King of Seville – son of
Abu al-Qasim Muhammad ibn Abbad, King of Seville – son of
Ismail ibn Qarais – son of
Qarais ibn Abbad – son of
Abbad ibn Amr – son of
Amr ibn Aslan – son of
Aslan ibn Amr – son of
Amr ibn Itlaf – son of
Itlaf ibn Na’im – son of
Na’im II al-Lakhmi – son of
Na’im al-Lakhmi – son of
Zahra bint Husayn – daughter of
Husayn ibn Hasan – son of
Hasan ibn Ali – son of
Fatima – daughter of
Muhammad, Prophet of Islam and proclaimer of the Quran

not a word

Thinking of going by 'Nazza' on twitter from now on. Would it make sense? Or is it roe atka tier?

Had to laugh at this
youtu.be/E0GtCrGYIdU

neither

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