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GOL GOL GOL GOLG O GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL

in hindsight, the blair years were great

COME ON ENGLAND

I'm an extremely witty poster and I'm juggling with being a channer or being a bloody redditor.

What is the main difference between /brit/ and r/unitedkingdom ?

Sell yourselves to me.

her accent is unbearable
she talks like a nigger/chicana

he's right

is there a soccer game going on

mental how america is so pathetic that they can only play in women's football

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I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN

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It's time.

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England goal

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Rorke on the trumpet

when have england ever beaten the us at a world cup

soccer is a game for women and children

this isn't /sp/ fuck off

a mealy-mouthed reply

are lass

Who the fuck are ANG?

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If jordan peterson is so good at everything why doesnt he have a 24 year old gf

I will come in uk.

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Wouldn't mind this ref discipling me ahaha

Angleterre, frog stream innit

looks better than the yank one

theyre only interested in it because theyre winning, if they were as shit as the men's team they wouldnt care about it at all

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is boris johnson a dolphin in a bathtub

I dun belief it

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probably because you were a child and a virgin throughout them

Do you want to date a muslim girl?

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God I forgot about that
It doesn't look real does it
Literally looks like it was made by some lad in /brit/
They actually printed that as a headline though

get your head out of the gutter

Doing a check for any insects before I go to bed.
Could do without an earwig crawling up on me in my sleep.

hm yes
so never?

DON'T WATCH IT'S PORN

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I was talking to a bikie the other day and he had tattoo'd forearms and a big cross hanging from his neck. Told him he's not a real christian

timothy byrne-esque

lads why does say Ang but not EU (etats unis)? do most french people call it USA?

>107866488
my knees are really scabbed from falling off my motorbike and the thought of crawling along the ground like that is hurting

M A N G O

youtube.com/watch?v=yuyV6G6atoQ

Want to live on Antarctica where there are no creepy crawlies.

Positively smooth brained post.

FUCK SAKE ENGLAND

gotta be more clinical innit

we respect them so we cal them by their name

Rorke loudly announcing for the fourth time this week that he doesn't watch women's football

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worst corner ive seen in my life

was beginning to respect the womens game a bit more too

they really have fuck all ball control

Imagine if some ants and spiders and that snuck into your rucksack and layed all eggs and larvae in your pillowcase but you didn't notice until the colony had spread to your whole living quarters haha

Will the Tories survive this leadership election?

usa women's team got beat 5-2 by an u-15 boys team

can you link a stream pls

Fuck off yanks

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FUCK OFF

too easy

I take the pillow cases out and give them a shake every night before bed. That's 101 really.

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Gf says I keep murmuring virgin freak and rorke on the ropes in my sleep

use the bbc lad

hope not

iplayer innit

Rorke is a sixth form pale virgin teenage white boy who wears GAP hoodies and shitty jeans from Next and is too scared to speak to girls

Leftypol is a sixth form pale virgin teenage white boy who wears GAP hoodies and shitty jeans from Next and is too scared to speak to girls

bloody hell are you lot genuinely watching the match

huge cringe and enormous yikes

More Brits like BoJo than they like Corbyn so probably

no one:

rorke: JeReMY cOrByN iS a TeRrOrIsT SyMpHaSiSeR

this
the left can't meme lmao

am I fuck

thats smart

>what are milkshakes

yanks can't meme you fat cringe cunt

reminder about the rorke next jeans poster
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pathetic vermin

rorke: the left cant me-
leftypol: *throws milkshake all over rorkes GAP hoodie* RORKE ON THE ROPES

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t. doesnt watch mens footie either

go watch your video game streams virgin kid pshh

Toilers blowing off the last of the steam before they go to bed I see.

>fox

cannot fathom how inept the yank commentators are

no one:

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rorke is a freak mate, if it were up to him we'd all be living in old tudor houses waking up at 6am to make bread and dying of the plague

wtf I love womens football now

commentator just said the US team is fitter

he's not wrong hahhahahahah x

watch brits claim that woman soccer doesn't matter when they lose

Enjoy this gimmick myself

leftypol SEETHING that the based fox chads have taken over the womyns world cup coverage

Well at least the womens English team has more visibly English players than the mens
Was half expecting a couple of them to be in full clad burkas

rorke looks at pictures of wojaks going from being a neckbeard to ottermode with a skinfade, swastika tattoo and a 'trad gf' and thinks he's found the blueprint to life.

Number 9 has passed the soccer ball to number 11... And onto 13.. 13 HAS PASSED IT INTO THE NET. IT IS A GOAL. USA USA!!!

it doesn't though and never has before this year until (((((((((they)))))))))) put it on all the channels and pumped loads of money into it

yeah I watch men's footy because it's a good standard
I've seen kick abouts in the local park with more skill than women's football

no one:

rorke: teehee i hate pakis btw:v