ETF APPROVED

MFW ITS REAL

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SKY ROCKET IN FLIGHT

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ACTUALLY REAL
MFW

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You fucking lier, I demand a link

rip bears

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sec.gov

>cartel + f

>0 results

I'm gonna need a link cause you faggots are lyin

HOLY SHIT THEY'RE NOT KIDDING

Share a link u pajeeets

sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1174610/000119312517373736/d506454d485apos.htm

Jesus imagine if the etf was announced while bitmex is down

It's right on their financial section you dumb fuck.

BUY BUY BUY ETF APPROVED

>no link
fuck you guys

HOSSANA I LOVE YOU HOSSANA WE BLESS YOU SMINEM LET ME SUCK YOUR GOBLIN DICK

WHAT PAGE FAGGOT

Gee user, I hope you aren't breaking the law.

"Each Fund is listed on [—]. None of the Securities and Exchange Commission, the Commodity Futures Trading Commission or any state securities commission has approved or disapproved of these securities or passed upon the accuracy or adequacy of this prospectus. Any representation to the contrary is a criminal offense. "

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Total horseshit.

>Tfw this faggot want to make it but don't even want to read

I knew it was fake you dumb fucks

Fat green candle don't lie, fren.

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BUY BUY BUY LITERALLY SEC JUST APPROVED IT MOOOOOON ARE YOU GAY OR WAT?

wow so it is true just checked

BETWEEN THIS AND BTC IM GONNA GO "ALL IN"

YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER, YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T TRUE?

FUCK, YOU HAVE LIKE 2 SECONDS TO PRESS BUY WHEN SHIT LIKE THIS HAPPENS. I JUST WENT ALL-IN, AND I STILL HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO READ THIS YET.

IF YOU'RE LYING AND THIS IS JUST A SHORT SQUEEZE THAT'S GOING TO CRASH RIGHT BACK DOWN I'M GOING TO FUCKING FIND YOU.

god just kill yourself faggot

this big green dildo is the insiders knowing its being approved and buying before us normies. insider trading once again

i clicked the link and saw pure english that i do not understand.....REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

what does it mean????

HELP

What?

You can't mess around with things like this!!!

There is literally no time to read things and comprehend them when the green dildo is rocketing. I started panicking when I saw the dildo, and then I saw this thread and panicked fucking hard.

Actually I guess I deserve whatever happens next.

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So you're saying you fomoed in because you saw a green dildo and bought without
at least going to sec.gov to see if it's legit? If so you deserve to lose your money

What you did was extremely retarded. However, this time you made the right move. Once BitMex comes back online and everything settles, the shorts closing will cause the price to hit around 7200-7400.

Are you guys all unironically fucking retarded? That form does NOT mean that it was approved. Only VanEck ETF currently stands a chance. Proshare approval or denial won't be announced until august 23rd. This is a simple short squeeze from the bitnig

ITS HAPPENING BUY BUY BUY

Yes, they're retarded, it's /biz. They're all jerking off over their keyboards beliveing anything being posted, lol.

Impressive green candle, but seriously, it's /biz, asking if they're retarded is like asking if water is wet.

cumming

It's incredible. They didn't even bother to open the link before FOMO'ing in and smashing the buy button like monkeys. The ones that did open the link couldn't seem to comprehend it. It's incredible how stupid these mongoloids are.
> Short squeeze was obviously coming brainlets
> ETF's are going to get denied morons
> Wall street futures are ENTIRELY short
> ETF will get denied right before futures. Price is going to tank by ~20%
> This will shake out the normies and weak handed keks - The same ones that just FOMO'd in on this thread even though I'm warning you keks.
> News will finally die down, normies will loose their homes, and bull market will finally resume.

Proof that ETF's are getting denied

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Fake news, bulls will get btfo soon enough

What just happened is why ETFs with margin trading as a component (all of them) will fail. They can red dildo that much, and that's bad for real investments.

All these idiots losing their minds over a $400 dildo don't get that it pretty much tanks any hope of any currently proposed ETFs.

But let them have their moment of celebration, before the red dildo monster shows up to finish the bart.

so the whales decided to liquidate them for better against them, based as fuck

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I spoke too soon, the red dildo monster has already started feeding, lol. Grats to anyone who managed to profit on this on non-Bitmex platforms.

>35 years vs 8 months

>1980s vs. the age of the internet

>record number of bitcoin shorts
>projected growth

This is one of those "do the opposite of what biz says" moments isn't it?

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>everybody is shorting
>gonna short too

Yeah, follow the flow, little sheep
baaaaaaaa

fake and gay

Look at what happened the last time there was a record number of shorts

>666

no thanks satan