/brit/

what's worse : being gay or being gay for bongs?

OwO

>Katy Perry
Omds ur actually bent

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phwooooar give us another x

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Karen

>American culture

the new tattoos

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PHEASE CALL ME DIRTY SPIC WHEN YOU FUCK MY THROAT DADDY *HIICK*

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Find it absolutely mad how far T is in the alphabet

>all the homos are in
be back in a bit

a new low for /brit/

Oh be nice

You guys are being ironic right?

This.

All went to shite when the coloureds left.

Pakis in

yes haha 100% ironic haha

yank thread turns into a bent thread, colour me surprised

was taught no life skills by my parents and have more or less coasted and drifted through life with no skills or talents

wish I was a baller

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Simply dont care.

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100% ironic, of course

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You're only 20 you wanker you havent seen shit

It's a nice cock :)

t.26

if you clicked/enlarged the cock pic, you're bent no matter what. don't care if you did it ironically, or out of curiosity or even just like an automatic thing to do, you're bent. simple as

Good lad

the new tattoos (again)

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i knew that before i opened his willy pic but thanks x

Ability to wipe my own bum was entirely self-taught

tbqh it's a decent design, wouldn't want it on my arm for life though

Cute little guy

worse than the ponyboy tatto, think it says a lot lad

need another muslim to shoot up a fag bar

Nowt wrong with being bent, just don't see the need to scream it from the rooftops.

do it yourself
girls love killers

if you clicked/enlarged the huntsman pic, you're arachnophiliac no matter what. don't care if you did it ironically, or out of curiosity or even just like an automatic thing to do, you're arachnophiliac. simple as

should have gotten this

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well played

don't have a single tattoo
I'm a human, not a picture-book

Antimen get the fuck of of /brit/

psssssssssst...

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Can confirm, sister blares Mr brightside from her room at least 3 times a day

theres literally nothing wrong with spiders, they respect your privacy keep themselves out of the way and even contribute rent by eating all the flies and bugs that enter your home

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Not having a tattoo is being more original than everyone else

you’d think so but no

>webm of some inmate being stabbed to death on page 1

Ah yes

Thinking bout cocks

another day in paradise down the gullet

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Mad how Simulation Theory is probably correct.

SPIDER-MAN!!!!

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anyone smoked any of this ‘gelato’ strain thats going around? peng peng peng

UwU

>alright, what would you like lad? an eagle? a wolf? a skull maybe?
>>mhmm t-think I'll go with m-m-m-mickey the m-mouse on my forearm p-please

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>all my players on great form all at least 80 rated
>decide to sim a few game against relegation teams
>3 key injuries
>all losses
FIFA was a mistake

ironicocks...

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faggot probably badmouthed Reggaeton

getting groomed by a gang of underage girls

The real question is it it gay to ironically suck a dick?

na that’s only ironically bent

Went to the british museum (in london) and I thought it was supposed to be free but then you’re harassed by paki beggars who want you to contribute wtf like I’m going to give money when they hold OUR rosetta stone

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the world owes me a living (or a black gf)

I went last week and didn’t get asked for money once, they were pretty heavy on asking for a donation in the National Gallery though

18% of people here are tattooed, if you take old people out it's a lot more

she makes around £100k a month, lads.

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had to make a swift exit from the Morrisons car park because the neighbor pulled up near me and I didn’t want him to see me sitting in my car eating a meal deal

giant huntsman are harmless
youtube.com/watch?v=DI9BUbsLhAg

don't think I asked

Follow your heart, suck that cock.

It’s 50% of young people with at least one tattoo here

They catch you once you go through security search

why would you let irony profanate the sacred and delicious act of sucking a big cock, cock cumming in your throat while your head is being pushed in and you feel the penis spasms in your tongue and your eyes are watery and your face red from being slapped. that little momento becomes heaven, heaven cant be ironic.

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Fairly certain no one asked

It is free, I've never donated but been a few times and always buy a massively overpriced guidebook for a like a fiver anyway

maybe because you look like a foreigner
i've never been asked at any free london museum

Depends
If you believe irony is an insincere veil used to obscure sincere belief/enjoyment then it's gayer than unironically sucking dick
If, on the other hand, you believe irony is just being ironic then yeah it's fine, just a bit of banter innit

More or less the same
so yea you're more original not tattooed

Reminds me of the time I caught my mates dad who was meant to be on a diet stuffing 4 pork pies while in the car park

I wish I was a cute boy/girl so that I could make a lot of money just by posting pics of myself

doesnt happen

bit gay this

the fiona apple of my eye

Hardly, most people with only one or two tattoos don’t generally have visible ones. I have 3 but you wouldn’t know unless I was topless

suck a dick once, you wont regret it

fucking lmao you sure that was a real staff member mate