You wake up in Italy

>you wake up in Italy

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God, I wish that bikeseat was me.

why do newer vespas look so bad compared to the classics

Happened to me for about 6 days that I spent there. My roommate refused to wake me up on time he would just come to me while I was sleeping and say:
>hey user its breakfast time
And then he would leave. Now the fact that I spent every night partying meant that I didn't even registered a sound, let alone understood what he meant and woke up. Also I would text my ex while drunk so waking up in Italy meant dealing with replies the next morning and explaining that I didn't mean any of that stupid shit I wrote.
So yeah, no thanks.

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That's a retard way to visit a foreign country tbqh, no offense. Your friend has no fault for you sleeping too much

Visit one of the many Romanian stores and ask for directions. Or just board a 50 euro plane back home using just my ID card.

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I'm not sure OP meant to ask you how you're going to survive in Italy all alone

that is one of the classics look from the 70s, just with new paint and some pieces
many people here restore them

I head towards Venezia as soon as I can

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*hop onto Vespa*
Ciao!!! *speeds away*

>wanting to get into a shoving match with massive crowds of tourists

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the video was taken not far from there

Get a job or something. A bunch of my countrymen have already done that. Maybe find a nice girl and settle down.

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>you make the same thread every day

I know it is. I was commenting on newer vespas.

I swim to the new world again

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I feel at home

Argie visiting Rome here. I feel lonely and I want to come back. Also, I'll be here for two more months

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Do you connect well with Italians?

Immediately before gypsies steal my wallet.

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It’s not yet noon so I go back to sleep.

>i suffer in naples

my italian qt had one of those, I had to ride on the back of it

I could because I have an Italian passport. But my Italian isn't that sharp and I don't have a degree so I'm stuck here

>I feel lonely
Art is best appreciated alone and Rome has plenty of that.

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There are more beautiful Italian women than her, user. You can see them on the street everywhere. She is rather average.

Kinda. Argies are more kind.
We could say so... So many couples and cute tourists make me feel even worst.

>wake up
>take a shower
>read a book while sitting outside
>go to bar and get a cappuccino and chocolate brioche for super cheap
>surrounded by icons and religious art everywhere
>beautiful mountains off in the distance
I WANNA GO BACK BROS
I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY IN MY LIFE

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It was a school trip, what else was I supposed to do?

what did you do?

Eh i'll have to live there for a couple of months this fall.

>why yes, i do plan to declare myself as a refugee, sky dive into Piemonte, and live there the rest of my life, how could you tell?

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>millions of niggers, sandniggers, chinks, indians, peruvians, mudslimes are living in Italy as I write thisd
>They're surrounded by the history of every civilizational, cultural, scientific, artistic, architectural, musical victory Italy and Europe has achieved

Imagine working to produce some strawberry gellato and right as you're done, someone places a poopsticle on top of it.
That's Italy now.

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why the seethe, gyppo friend?

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fuck off chink

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Are streets of italy still full of trashes?

>gypsy flag
>hated everywhere
>still is a racist instead of actually begging his fellow bug people and vermin to like him

I guess there really is no honor among thieves...

since Roman times

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t. t*rkish dog
go back to Asia
Yes, they're full of chinks and muslims aka asians

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>visit my ancestors :) in Trentino region
>complain about how flimsy the pizza is and how chicago does it better
>force people around me to speak american in every interaction
>ask people what a meter is
>and finally, to get the real authentic experience, stand around a construction site and watch something be built

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I go back to sleep.

it's bait, he knows romanian are the biggest immigrant population in italy

why do you hate your history, xiongnu descendant

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that girl is a bit of an uggo though

This, major butterface

that s like a -15\10 ver here

>school trip
worst way of visiting a foreign country ever
retarded high school teenagers only care about being away from parents for a couple of days so they can do drugs and get drunk without repercussions
idk why schools even bother

her face is ugly

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Are Italian girls like this in the entire country, or just in the south?

Stop bullying our fellow heirs of Rome

>>and finally, to get the real authentic experience, stand around a construction site and watch something be built
absolutely based, really a true italian

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