/smg/ - Stock Market General

Too close to home edition

TastyWorks
>Cheap options, API coming out later this year
tastyworks.com

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

Interactive Brokers
>Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process. $0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
degiro.eu

Instant news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Open] [Open]
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Open] [Open]

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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that post wasnt even off topic >_> what the heckies

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Biopharm bros ww@?

Let's go LPL AHHHHHH

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SELL AMD
SELL IT GOYS
SELL IT ALL
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

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they don't like .22 bouncing around in their skulls

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the FNGU dream

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>we really do live close together :O
Wouldn’t that mean we’re in practically the same area code? Using the same wireless service? Are you actually me? Have I been leaping as a trap short seller with cancer for the past 8 months and not known it? This is freaking me out.

Do you make finguuu~~ noises every time it goes up a dollar?

APOLOGIZE

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Its pronounced Fungoo

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Top kek.

NO NO NO NO
SELL AMD
NOOOOOOOO

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Redpill me on WeBull - Is it better than RobinHood?

Also, should someone new to investing even invest in the current bull run? It has to end soon. If I want to begin investing, should i just wait for the bear market to get in stocks and just do bonds till then?

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Also, I'm reading Benjamin Graham's "The Intelligent Investor" and am wondering how is "investing" in Crypto not speculative? How do you determine the value of a cryptocurrency so you know what price you're willing to pay for it?

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Christ

Bullrun for another 6 years.
Bullrun forever when we go into SPESS
it's been speculated that stock markets would crash if we were to ever go into space because of cheap metal commodities and shit
I dare to speculate the opposite of this consensus

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BULLS ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED TODAY

Fuck off BILI

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dont hate >.< .22 best she could get in Japan
its miracle she even managed for kill one person

NO RAGRETS

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LPL, my man you have good taste. OLED Master race reporting in.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

AMAT moon mission when

Good
Fuck that commie Chink scam

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which companies give out good dividends? I was looking at ford and att

>he fell for the crash bear meme

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thats how i was pronouncing it too

>has charts
>multiple timeframes too
well it already looks leagues better than RH garbage

>wondering how is "investing" in Crypto not speculative?
it IS speculative
the only reason anyone has ever bought crypto, other than really early on NEETs whove all cashed out, was because they thought it was going up. and for a while it did, due to being "deflationary". but now the market sentiment has been crushed and its not going up. so less and less people are buying/holding it.

this will likely continue until we see liquidity problems and NEETs hanging themselves. at which point it will likely moon as the banks have all the money

Dunno but my calls are 2 months from expiring worthless if they don't get their shit together

What are Europeans actually using to trade? Anyone have experience with etoro?

cute ~ O.O

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It's fungeeewwww m8

If AMAT hasn't mooned with the opening of the Samsung and TSMC gigafabs last 2 years, then it won't mood in the next few years.

SELL T
If you want dividends the telecom companies tend to be stable.

>VIX down 5.5%
>le bullz r done
this is gonna print ATH again whether you like it or not senpai

remember what bear told you yesterday. the next time you have a thought, inverse it. thus, you should buy rn

It is speculative, people are just too retarded to realize it. The bubble is going to pop eventually.

I use Easybourse

No, it's Fungoo. Like Gentoo. Except stocks.

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One of you 400lb hackers quick find an AMD exploit fast!

Can't be done, Su to stronk

>tfw all those faggots told you to sell fnko and now it's at its highest
Fuck you lads

WOOF WOOF
Dogs better push harder

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T is a good stock. I tend to stick to industry leaders and limit my exposer to REITs or MLPs. Here's my portfolio all producing dividends:

AAPL, DOC, GE, IBM, IP, IRM, JNJ, JPM, KO, LOW, MSFT, NOK, O, PFE, PG, T, V, VZ

Trying to get my average dividend rate to above 5 percent by I'm heavy on KO, and V, LOW and MSFT are too good to not to continue to contribute too. Time will be my fren tho

impossibru, Intel already tried that FUD and it didn't werk thanks to Mommy Su doing damage control
remember this pic?
actually, don't remember this pic
delid from memory goy

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cabbage
patch
dolls
2.0
but you should really pay more attention to the dollar and VIX, it's a brainlet method indicator for general pricing purposes

I hate saying so, but AMD deserves to ake money given how retarded Intel corporate culture and management are.

guys ive got a question

are dividends my fren?

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Some well known DIVIDEND payers:

OIL:
RDS
BP
CVX
XOM
COP

REIT:
O
KIM

TELECOM:
T
VZ

bears keep dumping into the bid and can hardly gt a few cents on SPY
theres too many buyers up here now that we printed ATH yesterday

>attention to the dollar and VIX
>it's a brainlet method indicator for general pricing purposes
h-hey
t-thats my m-main indicator for s-short term pricing

I've heard something like that some where before.

Fren is old english for stranger.
So yes, dividends are your fren, just don't fucking buy into companies that aren't innovating.

secured?

Meme god Donald at it again!!

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1032247043992023040

Have you formed a long-term predictor yet? Have you gotten yourself a crystal ball yet?

WKHS may or may not announce that they got a huge contract with ups after hours today. I may or may not work for one of those. Stay safe!

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>Fren is old english for stranger.
damn
thats crazy
since were all frens, but were all user and no one actually knows each other

Can I meme myself to do value investing in pharmaceuticals? I have a very strong science background especially in physics, chemistry, and medicine

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god damn it just let the fucking spy go down already

It's like pottery or something

Is that really the same thing? Funko is licensed to make collectibles from so many different franchises. It's got appeal to a wide variety of capeshit lovers.

working on it desu senpai
trying to make an oscillator that shows divergence from high yield markets and the indexes they track to look out for VIX spikes

and im fucking w this currency strength oscillator to judge dollar strength relative to all others

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Just improve on the total penis index, make it longer

big buys blowing out the early shorts

sorry bears, but your thesis today of democracy collapsing from some political soap opera is running thin

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I sense big news coming soon. Extradimensional info.

I appreciate the dubs and rare spurdo user, thank you

Why do equityfags delude themselves into thinking that regardless of when you invest you're likely to get a ~7% average annual return if you hold for 30 years?

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Do a tarot reading. Get /x/ in here. If you want to summon an old chaos god though get Jow Forums on it. kek

lol
but thats the idea for the divergence
but i wanna clean it up and have it just be an oscillator that shows divergence between the two

I've received a message before about the Hyksos. It's fine, no need for Tarots.

thats weird im up over 50% since january 1st

Trans-layer intel has been bogus for some time now. All the counterfactuals have been culled and we're the only layer still churning along. The rest is just echoes from the alignment event backpropagating from the future

Loving all the AMD shills.

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people just look at the SPY and see that its up 7% on the year they dont understand trading

FNKO also just expanded into Pez

INTC moves too slowly to sell
so SELL AMD

> record level capex growth in semis
>AMAT tanks
money betting hard down cycle starts now

Yes, here we go bois

slip and slidin down

are you actually that fucking retarded?

Also some ranges of AMAT tools aren't that great in my experience. They got massive competition from japs.

xlf is sort of going up and food stocks down, is this a fed shitpost scare?
Im buying the food dip
SJM and more Kraft

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do you understand basic math?

slow day

just waiting for a move on MU in the next 30 minutes

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and they got chinked by the chinks after chinking it up a few years.

ATVI heading back to $80, ending the yr in triple digits.

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whattup Jow Forumswallstreetbets? You faggots still butthurt about crypto?

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Whats the best US vgame stock?

im bored of buying QQQ every week what else should I get into

either some upcoming blue chippers or ETFs in industries that are ganna moon in the next couple decades

All the mcdonalds in my area serve McGriddles all day now
Long mcd with everything you got

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My fucking sides. Yes tell me which international market is out perfoming? Not the EU, not china, not Russia, not even Japan. If they think the Africans will do better I don't even know what to say

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?

Tasty!
Overwatch is a pretty good game with exceptional porn. 8/10

I start trading USDZAR in 6 days when by BTC finally gets here. This can only go well, right?

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TTWO
ATVI
...
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...
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...EA

In that order

ill take that as a "yes, youre actually that retarded" then

Comfy, I promise you this
You will, without a doubt, lose all of your money on 1broker

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ha
youre gonna get LIQ'd so fucking fast on 1broker lad

I only put in $50 dollars from birthday money
But I will prove you all wrong and /make it/ for sure

That 50 dollars is literally gone lol

god i fukcing love mcgriddles

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ya'll weak if you lose your money on 1broker

I've been there about 3 months now up about 50% on deposits, just be patient and make intelligent trades

huge boost to retirement, working for 40+ years is a hilarious outdated meme for boomers, use leverage and be done by the time your 35 years old, tops

>dubs confirm
You will not be invited to my secret mountain retreat when I make it.

SELL AMD
SELL
SELL
SELL

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