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Will the bullrun ever end edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

Interactive Brokers
>Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process. $0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
degiro.eu

Instant news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
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Fox Business Live:
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Bloomberg Live:
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Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Suggested books:
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first for boobs earnings tonight ($LB)

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down 0.6% because of T.

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SELL AMD
tomorrow

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cash money

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WHO HERE UP FOR THE DAY

I'm still in a massive hole since my portfolio got ELONGATED last week, wondering if I should still be $2000 deep in Tesla

The FNGU dream has become a reality

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

I opened a small position in Inmed Pharmaceuticals. Chart looks about ready to go in a week or two.

No gains today. Sort of maintenance trading day.

oil calls doing well.
it feels like nothing since i got Big Five Guy'd so hard

up 0.10% today

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>EXEL calls jump 20% 5 minutes before the bell
What does it mean? The price didn't move enough for it to be justified. The open interest is up like crazy as well.

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down 2.6% because of BILI

T sucked but still up .25%

Fucking LB, hoping it does better this time. It crashed hard from it's high.

I wouldn't call it a dream just yet. It's really needs to get moving.

profited off the AMD roller coaster ride
looking at NLST now, don't know whether to laugh or cry at their history, every time they do something innovative, they moon, but they suddenly drop like a hot potato right after
every
single
time
it probably has to do with them being mostly engineering types so they got taken by Sandisk and Diablo Tech in the markets, poor guys

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Praying for strong ER for LB to gap up to $37.

I'm up .93% today for some nice gains.
Still feel like shit over TLT and SLV, but my cat says to get over it

man I'd be satisfied with $34 tbqhfam

Rkg should be banned for life

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FNGU will reach 100
These are the hottest stocks in the world

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>today's market

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wew
so i see why they shorted it down as much as they could at close
id want a better entry if i was buying in $210M lots too

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what the fugg

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That's a lot of shekels, Satan

It means a few whales think the thing is going to pump tomorrow so they wait until end of day to make sure price doesn't dump on their buy in price before close. Closing on high of day is usually considered bullish (in most cases) and traders want to make sure of that happening if they're thinking tomorrow will be decent gains.

yea
bear in mind those are all x100 too
thats a 735k share lot

told you fuckers intl money was coming here after that minutes. were the best place they got to hide if pow pow keeps raising rates

Judgement day is coming

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Gotta break eggs to make an omelet.

Initiate the golden bull

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Dont worry, they put it on FNGU and yahoo owns majority shares so it must be good

Did somebody sneeze at VIX cuz it be up .15 now niggas

BABA is a good buy according to my robintrack predictions
I will be monitoring it for science
Good luck

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damn right it is grim
GTFO of EMs fucking ASAP m8

can you imagine buying w that much money in a single lot?
must be a fucking rush like no other
the dude will be up atleast a million before the market even opens, and thats being fucking conservative

im thinking we give some time for similar purchases of US treasuries, and then fucking hammer em desu. after all the intl buyers dry up treasuries have a LONG way to fall in the near term

watch time and sales/lv2 on major indexes senpai lotta people buying on the minutes

Why do you all laugh at Robinhood users with charts like this? The chart is showing they are on average, executing the correct trading strategy which is to "buy low, sell high".

If only they don't get fucked up by faggots stealing their engineering
again
350 shares worth of lunch money, let's see where this shit goes

i dont get it senpai
are you still trying to inverse the RH traders?
if so, youre literally doing it backwards again

ah yes, this would all benefit me

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It's pretty much just buy low sell high, only i have to make it overly complicated to make myself believe it.
And (according to the theory currently being tested), you can approximate when it tops and bottoms out, making it good for week long swing trading
Pic related is the record so far

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I certainly hope you bought SJM today
She is a swinger boys, this will go to 115 in no time

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Not too bad considering I didn't wake up until almost 3

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Note the devastating loss on AMD because I tried guessing on the robinhood user "FOMO pattern" instead of the "Looking glasses" pattern.
This is very scientific

oh yea
should make banks moon, and consumers become the obvious choice for yields for a minute. that is, if were right about the reason that consumers have been underperforming

not to mention the fact that the minutes looked that good anyways should drive damn near everything up regardless

so youre buying puts on them?
comfy, this chart shows that RH bought the dip, and thats it

youre not supposed to buy puts on the dip. that doesnt make any fucking sense
i literally cant even

please show me these patterns comf
youre at least just paper trading this rn, right?

why not just keep all those stocks for life?

you're telling me you would be up 21 dollars or more otherwise?

>youre at least just paper trading this rn, right?
>paper trading
>comfy
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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Yes I've switched to paper trading to stabilize my life, but the trades I did live worked really well desu. All the trades in that excel spread sheet are real, and ended positive. But the BABA calls will be paper traded
If it works it works
That picture is fugging hot

I'm hoping white girls will make me money with stock in starbucks

>investing in homeless shelters.
I seriously hope you don't do this.

Its gonna make a come back and white girls with their retarded drinks will ensure this.

I'm hoping they make me money with LB. Seriously, when does the ER come out?

alright
please continue to papertrade this only lad
any successes youve had thus far have been from complete blind luck (and w win/loss of 50/50, this checks out)

i literally cant even into your logic w this. your buying puts on dips where RH is buying? why? why would you do something like that? not only are you likely to lose out on vega, but youre also likely to lose on the deltas too as you dont seem to be grasping what im saying about you not actually inversing RH w some of these moves

imo the correct way to do this would to be to look for situations where the price has flattened out/fallen slightly after a big run. this "could" indicate that tutes are dumping into RHs buys. but still its hard to call w out seeing the volume of shares the tutes and RHers are holding. and im not seeing anything like that that you can see on that site

WHAT THE FUCK I BOUGJT AMD PUTS AT 20.00

Pumpkin spice retarded white girls

>imo the correct way to do this would to be to look for situations where the price has flattened out/fallen slightly after a big run
*and also where RH users is increasing

are going to make me money

>an employer who will pay for employee gender confirmation surgery
you really don't get it. why not invest in some one like proctor and gamble. they make feminine hygiene products and dawn dish washing soap.

dumb harlots arent gonna be able to afford to borrow anymore cash to buy pumpkin spice chai lattes on credit anymore once powpow gets done w things

because its a sure thing starbucks will make money this season with their pumpkin spice shit

Didn't you hear? White girls have all switched to Dunkin Donuts. They say it tastes sweeter and is cheaper

>SP500 breaks win streak as political turmoil Grips Wall street
>-0.01%
Top kek

based , red pilled
cite a source fgt

now i KNOW tomorrows gonna be a green day

Alright these are my simulated trades for this the next two weeks or so to continue to test different patterns and theories.
Wish me luck!

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What are women going to stop doing dishes and having periods? Pumpkin spice shit was last years meme, you're buying last years meme, don't do this.

BABA will likely crash but for entirely different reasons senpai. continued rate hikes will strengthen dollar and crush EM memes. not only that, but trump is throwing tariffs on them tomorrow

WMT has price and RH users both decreasing, so youre essentially betting WITH RH there (i also think a lot of intl investors will buy recession proof memes like WMT), so youre gonna lose that one

KO is also likely to crash out somewhat, but simply because its trading at the top of its channel rn

just remember, correlation does not mean causation. you need more data senpai

Heh... see you on the battle field, brother.

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come on, LB, I need to make money from tiiiiiiiiiiiiiitays

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F
RIP in peace in pieces

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Wait, these minutes suggest 2 more rake hikes. This kills the golden bull. D:

well that didn't work out. F.

From what I heard about it on MPMR is that there is a 90% chance of a rate hike next month, then a 70% chance of a rate hike in November.
rip
See this is good thot posting. If you're going to post thots, make them attractive not used up cigarette roasties

just did a calculation, with reinvested dividends and capital gains, i'm set to invest a little more than $50K in the next 12 months. If I do that for the next 10 years, I'll retire way early and live off dividend income. based compounding interest.

LB continues to be my biggest loser and I should have cut it ages ago, but I refuse to on principle. It also has to go back to it's high eventually.

>he doesn't like girls whoms't consume ciggies
If she smokes she pokes comfer

Where did you guys learn how to invest? I want to really learn how to use the stock market

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read books
drive.google.com/drive/folders/1rq9DS_rEFIy8JrEeiDDqRhrviAy0Nnqj
also put a small amount of money in and lose it

thats the only way to learn

Go to investopedia, read everything. Open Excel, pretend trade for a a few months. Once you think you've gotten that down take a small amount of money and be ready to lose it.

>See this is good thot posting. If you're going to post thots, make them attractive not used up cigarette roasties
virgin detected

indeed, added bonus, it gives you an excuse to smoke, so you dont taste anything when youre mouth is exploring her body

and higher chances shes a degenerate, and legitimately mentally ill girls are the best in bed, even if they would be terrible mothers, the experience is one memory youll always look back at fondly (even if she isnt)

id save those files seperately, im still not sure who hosts that drive, and its from 2015-2016 times
it could become non public at any time

glad someone else is reading them too though

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yea im not too worried about it
i have most of the ones i want, and its useful to drop it ITT when someone asks for books

This

I'm on this stage right now. I'm a retard for buying into GILI today and I only realized it after the stock tanked 7%.

I'm confident about it long-term, but it doesn't fit my current strat at all, so it's just going to kill me until at least 2019.

what the others have said about reading, do that. i found investopedia the best place to get a decent understanding of how the market works

but if you invest in safe, blue chip companies that have consistent profits, good cashflow and are a majority of their market, its difficult to lose money over the long haul. especially if they produce a dividend and increase their dividend over the rate of inflation. however that method (the one I use) isn't going to get you rich in a few years, but can in a few decades (all dependent on how much you invest and the market's rate of return)

god speed

In my town, Starbucks is a Triad hangout.

san fran?

CT

For a long term hold that you have faith in that's not horrible. Ctl dropped 6% today and here I am still holding it and still up 12% on them. Iron hands.

DAX 30 on suicide watch

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Thanks guys, i'll get started right now

Well if Turkey crashes Germany should too.

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Also talk about the stuff you follow in Excel, I'm sure most of us would enjoy giving our opinions on stock choices. You will get very mixed reactions. You will also learn from this. You should also defend your choices, if you don't have a good argument for why you made a play on a stock then you were just fomoing. And talking things out loud helps your brain to process.

step 1) find one company that does something that interests you. study what they do. learn how to read their financial statements. learn about the management team. listen to their earnings calls. get comfy and find another company that interests you. repeat until fully invested.

step 2) learn macro, options, hedging, ta, forex, and all other manners of retardedness to keep your self entertained while making money off step 1.

I never learned how to trade, I just come here to shit post.

bye bye every market except for ours

>step 2)
Holy kek this is what I do, except don't forget putting 15% of ones money into meme shit.

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Biz doesnt even have flags this post is garbage

I meant BILI not GILI oops

yeah I think I may split my portfolio in two, one bigger partition for medium length swing trading and the other smaller for long holds

what the fuck market do you think im talking about?
the only one that fucking matters

our rates are going up, which means all other markets will be crushed in varying degrees

Another day
Anotha dollderp

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Bought stocks today
Today was a good day