What do you think those swarthy one eyebrowed curly haired Italian womanlets thought when they saw some BIG Germanic...

What do you think those swarthy one eyebrowed curly haired Italian womanlets thought when they saw some BIG Germanic bvlls streaming down the Alps to conquer their land?

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>ugghhhh pizza pasta gabagool eeyyy i'm walking 'ere

Women always like foreigners, especially those who kill off all the local men.

"those fuckers are too numerous"

I don't believe this happened

What did he mean by this

Odoacer formally was simply a governor ruling in the name of the emperor from Constantinople

There isn't enough evidence, just fantasy

Wut. So you don't believe the Ostrogoths invaded Italy?

You should read the Gallic Wars, the Roman manlets got bantered hard by the Gauls on the topic of their height, it was like Jow Forums 2000 years ago

Romans consistently reported the Germanic warriors as attractive and a lot of the ruling class of the Ostrogoths and other tribes married into local Roman nobility
still this was the period where a lot of the tribes were more functionally tribal confederations and to report all of the invaders as even "Germanic" probably isn't that accurate

But I thought people were shorter before, the Gauls at least, I believe their huts indicate a little height.
So the Romans had to be very short.

yeah and the romans proceded to genocide them and erase their culture afterwards lol

Exactly, the ROMANS, not little short swarthlets like you, descended from slaves. lol

I am gothic, My ancestors were gothic, My father was gothic, My grandfather was gothic, I am gothic

the romans were even swarthier and shorter than us lol

Were Gauls very tall?

Those slaves were Celtic and Germanic you literal nigger

Sure they were. not from the more populous /mena/ region. lol

>the ROMANS descended from slaves
What?

“Wow, I should be concerned about those barbarians but I’m too distracted by how much penises OP is gulping down”

no but being serious i am pretty sure i am at least partially gothic just like every slovene, croatian and bosnian

>ywn be a vandal settler in tunisia
>ywn never farm the fertile coast with your qt berber wife
literally why even live

According to Caesar yeah, probably because of hunter gatherer kind of lifestyle

>hunter gatherer kind of lifestyle

lmao the state of frog education