I want German girlfriend.But Is it true that all of them are into shit games...

He's at least half-ukrainian or russian, and he clearly hates his own parents.

I am sorry to inform you that all german girls are into scat and quiet violently so. Sadly you will not be able to fuck them unless you join their fecalities.

I NEEEDD GERMAN GIRLFRIEND WITH GIGANTIC FEET GIGANTIC ASS GIGANTIC SCHOULDERS GIGANTIC NOSE

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Lol this guy looks like me

> flag

sure you do

How do I find a german gf who will poop in my mouth

you wish pedro

Finns aren't shitting. Swedes are shitting but the finns are our servants. In the 30 years war, when Sweden killed more germans than 5x our own population and more than both world wars combined, Swedes would often force shit and piss down the throats of catholic civilians similarly to the pic related. The Germans called it the "Schwedentrunk", or Swedish drink. It was supremely based.

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Are you the Russian who's obsessed with German girls?

thats sad but i am optimistic and find good side everywhere.Good side is that German girlfriend will eat healthy German food and if she poops on me i will not become purple as in case with pooping American girlfriend

>Swedes would often force shit and piss down the throats of catholic civilians
why? is said rape the reason germans love scat porn? If so, fuck you guys.

Russian women are the property of Brazil.

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Just wear a shirt that reads "Bitte scheiß mir in den Mund, Hure" and they will come >>steaming

*gets shot,stabbed then shot again*

no offense but the girl you posted here is like a soild 3/10, she is so white you cant even see her in the pic.

Also Brazilan women are known for being far more desired then russian women

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I agree with you, they belongs to brazilian cock, they are literally made for that, even the accent is equal

Oh, I know this bitch. she married some arab looking faggot kek
It's amazing how russians speak a perfect accentless br pt, I suppose our phonemes are interchangeable

So this is the power of civilized firstworlders.

We want Russian women to turn Brazil into a white nation. All white women are 9/10 in Brazil automatically.

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Haha, that will at least get ONE, right?

>catholic civilians
i thought Germans were protestants

After we were done with them, yes.

she isn't 3, she is like 6, maybe the frame is looking bad

I know br women are high quality but you know, the neighbor's grass is always greener

slavs aren't white retard, they look like white but act like black

Yes girks ask me to lick theyre arse hole all the time

I will put it to you this way. I have seen plenty of opinions that say brazilan women are the most beautiful women in the entire world. I have never seen one that says Russian women are the most beautiful

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This Brazilian faggot really talking to himself?

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If the next generation of Brazilian have blue eyes Brazil will be respected by Jow Forums and people will want to move here.

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Russian women are the most beautiful women on earth and the most desired women on earth.
American men, Chinese men, Brazilian men, Mexican men, Bolivian men, Swedish men all fight for the Russian women.

youtube.com/watch?v=V-HVNFQ3tvg

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Lol if you say so. I can tell you I would push a Russian women out of the way to get to a brazilan women personally

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Suit yourself. I prefer 190cm tall Nordic Russian blondes.

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youtube.com/channel/UCLRKETDYl-Xg-0t4IG_hofw/videos

WTF is this haha

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Unironcially the guy writing these comments haha

Is this board always like this...?

Disgusting, homosexual neet incels.

The love for Russian women causes this.

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Haha no way haha

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>are into shit games?
All germans are.

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Dude you have serious mental issues haha

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I think I will give a sympathy subscription

THE RUSSIAN WOMEN ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL IN THE UNIVERSE!

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Don't indulge him

>youtube.com/channel/UCLRKETDYl-Xg-0t4IG_hofw/videos

holy shit,guy is crazy

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Yes

Now i am in a ptsd abuse support group

Good people there, no shitty people

One time neun und neunzig luftballoon came on the radio. And it was mayhem. One of the dudes was found weeping in a broom closet, shrieking "bitte! Bitte aufhoren!"

So this is the average blackposter on this board

Get away from my channel!

are they perfectly clean?

I hope not. There's nothing better in life than to clean the arsehole of a German girl with your tongue

My russian friend with columbian girl
eat shit

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pic with Zhiric is wrong.Guy is not dumb but really crazy

I dunno. From my internet experience russians, ukrainians, romanians and colombians are pretty much better than brazilians. As far as my tastes are concerned

>I have never seen one that says Russian women are the most beautiful
Are you for real. That's literally what most people say. Even my Brazilian friends irl.
But it's a matter of preference and what's exotic for you really. I like brown girls a lot.

>Even my Brazilian friends irl.

Well, there's a reason why they went to Russia and I guarantee it's not because of the quality of the education or the climate...

>Well, there's a reason why they went to Russia
They didn't. I met them on exchange in Germany.
I did take one to Moscow and he loved it, he likes Russian culture a lot. But the education is great.

This would be so hot if it were Swedish women

Yes I’m being honest. Generally if you ask someone which COuntry try has the hottest girls here they will say Sweden or Brazil 90 percent of the time.

If not you will typically get either other scandi countries as an answer or other Latam countries as an answer but very rarely Russian

That would be the netherlands easily

>Generally if you ask someone which COuntry try has the hottest girls here they will say Sweden or Brazil 90 percent of the time.
Not true at all in my experience. Never heard anyone name Brazil.
Most people say Eastern Europe.

Just go on google and type in

“ which countries had the most attractive women “

Brazil is almost always in the top 4

Holy shit. She looks exactly like my teacher in 6th grade.

first link for me
menafn.com/1098177482/Why-are-Slavic-women-so-attractive

ucityguides.com/cities/top-10-countries-with-the-most-beautiful-women.html

>From Scottsdale Arizona

I wonder why he has so many pictures with Russian couples

Insecure brazilian who wants people to know that Brazilians aren't ugly. They're totally not ugly at all! Not at all!

It's to remind Russian posters that Russia is a failed state.

google.ca/amp/s/www.scoopwhoop.com/amp/inothernews/countries-beautiful-women/
Brazil 1st
Russia 6th

msn.com/en-in/lifestyle/style/10-countries-with-exceptionally-beautiful-women/ss-BBGLjum
Brazil 1st
Russia 2nd

elitereaders.com/countries-with-most-beautiful-women/
Brazil 2nd
Russia 7th

Literally the first three links that pop up for me

Pretty sure the Canadian flag is also him under proxy

Ok cool. Both are among the top in the world. Never said they werent.

I love farts literally all I want is for a girl to fart down my throat no matter how ugly and I will be satisfied.

There are many Russians in Brazil because Russia is the largest nation in Europe.

No, he's a sexually frustrated expat most likely.

>but very rarely Russian
You btfo yourself
well done

What do you mean ?

Brazil is ranked number one or two for most of them

Whereas Russia is never ranked number one

bigseventravel.com/2019/06/the-50-sexiest-nationalities-in-the-world-ranked/

>33rd Russia

>4th Brazil

>never
Doubt it
>What do you mean ?
You said anyone rarely says Russian women are among the most beautiful iin the world. Your own links prove you wrong.
>8th.
>Armenian
Joke ranking

>Ukainian 1
>Russian 33
Most retarded list, stop spamming it

No 100% normal person posts here tbqh

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>Russian couples

>14th. Kenyan
Ah yes

As in first place. The point I was trying to make when men here are asked which country has the hottest women in the world they typically say brazil or Sweden. I never said Russian women are ugly or even unattractive for that matter.

Who drew these Swedish empire/Apu pics originally? They're all hilarious.

Because Russia is poor.

>As in first place.
Well clearly a lot of people voted for Russia as first place for it to be so high.

It's richer than Brazil for sure