I made a huge mistake last night

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I ate bread sticks.

I know.

I’m supposed to be gluten free.

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what the fuck did you do

from where

I ordered marinara and pizza bread sticks at the local pizzeria. I had had dinner already but when I drove by I couldn’t resist.

I’m still reeling from the carb overload.

Everything was so festive so I thought I should grab some food-to-go (a giant meme) otw to the fireworks show.

I got drunk and walked over to a family house party and asked if anyone wanted to fight and this guy twice my size came up to me. I hit him three times and he landed a good one to my ribs, it felt like the left side of my rib cage shifted a bit. I called it quits after that

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NOT ME. I do not condone violence. Only low class filth engage in violence. I get my aggression out in the gym and by binge eating.

you are a very dumb and violent person op

i keked way too hard at this

based

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Here’s the problem guys, I’m getting very close to my goal of 10% body fat. And I absolutely should not eat any carbs let alone FUCKING GLUTEN.

Thats pretty sick man, sounds like a scene from an angsty early 2000’s movie

eat the carbs do what feels good. its alright

>that trunk punch
Thot patrolled.

No bro are a meme. It’s about what feels good every day versus what feels good right now.

I also blew off a cool party I should have gone to :(

You can come to a party in my pants if you catch my drift

comfort food is good for you this is why its called comfort

You touch it with a needle. I lapsed in no fap that night so I didn’t feel any urge to be social and friendly like I normally would.

Why do you need to be comforted so much?

Did they laught over you? Called you ambulance? Or you just shyly walk away on your four?

I staggered and he asked if I was good, then we shook hands and I walked home

what made you go up to someone elses party and ask if someone wanted to fight

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I was drunk and angry

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA HOLY FUCK NO NO NO HAAAAAAA
“Do you pussies want to fight me huh?”
*gets punched once and falls on his knees*
“Woah, are you okay little guy? Didn’t realize that hit was too hard for you.”
*helps you up and apologetically shakes hands*
*you limp back to your house two doors away*

Win some, lose some I guess

t. pussy pushover who will never be in a fight

“I got my ass kicked by my uninterested neighbor but at least I’ve been in a fight.”
You sound like such a scouser

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I fumbled together the replies in this post but the scouser thing still stands for the second reply.

youre a life long wedgie recipient and you know it

You didn't even respond to the poster, dummy

Literal scouser. Finish your vacation and return to liverpool or ireland

what the fuck are you talking about you nerd?

hope he shattered her sternum

>not related to Jow Forums
Reported this shit post
Fuck off